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General Category => The Deuce => Spark vs Tempo => Topic started by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 05:30:16 PM

Title: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 05:30:16 PM
I was fishing with my 6 year old a couple of days ago; and it occurred to me we should do an HQ fishing day. We could drink cheap beer, not talk politics; and maybe even a few cocks would get sucked.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 17, 2021, 05:58:10 PM
I like to catch fish, I just hate to eat them. Not much for cock sucking either.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on August 17, 2021, 06:05:24 PM
I think it's illegal to prostitute your underage children.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Custard on August 17, 2021, 06:07:10 PM
Tempo did kinda tee that one up didn’t he
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 17, 2021, 06:11:49 PM
I can’t imagine having a 6 year old. My youngest is 20, and I just moved him back into college, and I cried like a fucking baby.

A fishing day sounds like fun.

Aren't you Mr. Sensitive these days?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on August 17, 2021, 09:00:17 PM
But you like it rough, n'est-ce pas?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 10:16:14 PM
Yeah, it’s been a rough week or 2, actually.

Hope things turn around for you man. And I mean that.

But in all seriousness. I think we should do a fishing day next summer. Who’s a down stater?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 17, 2021, 10:17:00 PM
Hope things turn around for you man. And I mean that.

But in all seriousness. I think we should do a fishing day next summer. Who’s a down stater?

Do you have a favorite rod?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 10:17:10 PM
I think it's illegal to prostitute your underage children.

Creepy.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 10:17:45 PM
I like to catch fish, I just hate to eat them. Not much for cock sucking either.

Who said anything about eating them?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 17, 2021, 10:18:17 PM
Do you have a favorite rod?

Is this innuendo?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 17, 2021, 10:19:27 PM
Is this innuendo?

More like a double entendre.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on August 17, 2021, 10:24:43 PM
This thread is already boring.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Custard on August 17, 2021, 10:58:05 PM
Unity never really was our thing
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 18, 2021, 12:09:14 AM
Fishing at the cesspool
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 18, 2021, 12:47:52 AM
Unity never really was our thing

We were united by being outcasts at Scorat Bored.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on August 18, 2021, 05:24:15 AM
How sad for the News-Gazette. Alternatively, how great for the News-Gazette.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 18, 2021, 06:56:04 AM
How sad for the News-Gazette. Alternatively, how great for the News-Gazette.

I would never go fishing with Tyler Jackson.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 18, 2021, 07:32:57 AM
I would. So I could push him out of the fucking boat.
Did you get up on the wrong side of the sandbox this morning ?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 18, 2021, 09:09:32 AM
So I guess it’s a no. Thought this idea would go over better. Behind the curve.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 18, 2021, 02:22:57 PM
I would. So I could push him out of the fucking boat.

I never considered the Fredo angle.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 18, 2021, 02:23:31 PM
So I guess it’s a no. Thought this idea would go over better. Behind the curve.

Isn't there fishing where you throw dynamite in the water? I'd meet to do that.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Judge Judy on August 19, 2021, 11:41:07 AM
If this fucked up fishing trip were to ever take place, part of the agenda would have to be visit the Scheel's that Tisdale works at, and get gear from him.  Maybe even do a small autograph session and photo availability.

Thoughts?

Poor guy missed out on the NIL deal. Now he’s forever a sales associate at a damn department store. Poor fucking guy.

Maybe you could suck his cock to make him feel better about it? If you won’t I’m sure Rob would volunteer….
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 20, 2021, 10:18:26 AM
If this fucked up fishing trip were to ever take place, part of the agenda would have to be visit the Scheel's that Tisdale works at, and get gear from him.  Maybe even do a small autograph session and photo availability.

Thoughts?

I like it if we can get Bill Cole to show up, too.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 23, 2021, 08:56:13 PM
Welp, I guess fishing isn’t enough to unite us. Any good gay bars in Peoria to meet at?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2021, 09:05:17 PM
Welp, I guess fishing isn’t enough to unite us. Any good gay bars in Peoria to meet at?

That's funny. Why the fuck not? Who is in? (Hey now!)
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: Reacher on August 23, 2021, 10:46:36 PM
Diesel. It’s actually really nice.

Alllriiiight…
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on September 21, 2021, 06:22:13 AM
Is it time for the fishing trip? Would help Jobu's blood pressure.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on September 23, 2021, 09:43:44 PM
Hey Tempo, I don't recall how your first colonoscopy went.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: ThePAMan on September 23, 2021, 10:50:25 PM
Isn't trout season starting 10/16?
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on September 23, 2021, 10:55:39 PM
Man, I had some bitchin' steelhead trout the other day. From Aldi.

Today I had ahi poke for lunch. It was fantastic.

2021 has been a great year for 🐟, IMAO.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: spark mandrill on September 27, 2021, 02:36:49 PM
Alllriiiight…

Why the hesitancy here?

Gay bars are fun as fuck.
Title: Re: An idea for more unity here
Post by: fucking on September 27, 2021, 03:28:59 PM
Are gay bars still the best place to meet ladies?

It's been a while for me ...