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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on August 11, 2021, 02:56:58 PM

Title: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Reacher on August 11, 2021, 02:56:58 PM
The best sex is when you stumble into it without prior expectation of having sex. Who wants to argue this point?
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: ThePAMan on August 11, 2021, 03:03:43 PM
You are supposed to include a picture of your hairdresser with a post like this.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:25:32 PM
You fully bald yet Tempo?

I was gettin' there so decided to go with a clean buzz.  Never going back.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Reacher on August 11, 2021, 03:39:24 PM
You fully bald yet Tempo?

I was gettin' there so decided to go with a clean buzz.  Never going back.

Nah, man. Gained some weight and definitely not feeling in my athletic prime, but minus some grays hair looks the same.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:41:40 PM
Nah, man. Gained some weight and definitely not feeling in my athletic prime, but minus some grays hair looks the same.

Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Chickengeorge on August 11, 2021, 03:49:21 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

What ever happened to the photoshop of Rob and Elton John?
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:57:29 PM
Genetics can be cruel.

My brother's 7 years older than me and he ain't bald.  It's horseshit.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: ThePAMan on August 11, 2021, 04:03:36 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

You guys need to top Custard by posting pictures of your heads from your eyebrows up.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 04:07:21 PM
You guys need to top Custard by posting pictures of your heads from your eyebrows up.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 04:16:22 PM
Looks fine to me.

It's pretty short right now, buzzed it like 3 days ago.  If I let it go 6 days, I look like a parody person.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: ThePAMan on August 11, 2021, 05:01:57 PM


You better wear a hat on sunny days.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Reacher on August 11, 2021, 07:12:45 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

How old are you again?
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: fucking on August 11, 2021, 10:39:05 PM
My brother's 7 years older than me and he ain't bald.  It's horseshit.
Thing is, though, he's your half-brother, see?
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 12, 2021, 09:35:58 AM


Thats what consuming a lot of soy does to you
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 13, 2021, 09:26:28 AM
How old are you again?

I’m 34.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Reacher on August 13, 2021, 10:13:14 AM
I’m 34.

That’s it?
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 13, 2021, 12:38:43 PM
That’s it?

And just barely that.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: fucking on August 15, 2021, 06:18:49 AM
And just barely that.
🎂🎉🎁
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: spark mandrill on August 16, 2021, 11:13:29 AM
Thing is, though, he's your half-brother, see?

I bet you've met my brother.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Custard on August 16, 2021, 11:28:28 PM
The best sex is unprotected sex.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: fucking on August 16, 2021, 11:31:30 PM
I bet you've met my brother.
I have, yes.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: fucking on August 18, 2021, 06:20:38 PM
I'm probably going to have to wipe my ass tomorrow. Fortunately, we need to remodel a bathroom, and I might be able to talk Heather into installing The Warm Jets.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: Custard on August 18, 2021, 08:27:10 PM
Tempo should start a thread about that. Like around 3 am.
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: ridingthegrange on August 18, 2021, 09:07:39 PM
I'm probably going to have to wipe my ass tomorrow. Fortunately, we need to remodel a bathroom, and I might be able to talk Heather into installing The Warm Jets.

There's no going back.  Do it!
Title: Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
Post by: fucking on August 18, 2021, 09:16:55 PM
Tempo should start a thread about that. Like around 3 am.
Why stop at one?