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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: JoeGoebbels on July 01, 2021, 04:18:56 PM
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Hey guys, I’m Joe G. I’ve been lurking the forums for a long time but didn’t care for the bickering that goes on. Just thought we could do a fun thread and discuss your favorite all time Illini!
My top 10:
10) Mike Tisdale
9) Trent Meacham
8) Jack Ingram
7) Billy Cole
6) Tyler Griffey
5) Scott Meents
4) Andy Kaufmann
3) James Augustine
2) Tyler Underwood (I know this is high for him, but how can you not love a coach’s son,)
1) Jens Kujawa (very underrated player, do it all guy)
Who are yours?!
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Imagine if you had all these players together, it would be like a Super Team.
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Oh, wow. This is quite the list. Very disciplined group, although not very athletic.
I actually have one question for you. Have you ever fucked a dark skinned black chick in a ladies room stall?
No, just my lovely wife, Magda.
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Tal Brody?
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Tal Brody?
Isn’t he Jewish?
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Maybe eating asshole is safer. I don't know. Never tried asshole personally
Tastes like hepatitis.
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Definitely white.
You forgot Derek Holcomb. And I would probably put Sean Harrington ahead of Tyler.
Nah, I really like Ündervud’s kid.
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Should we play like this isn't a PAmult?
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You're married? Cool.
So, you've fucked nobody else. Have you eaten out her ass? Because I hear that these kids nowadays like eating assholes, as opposed to pussy.
You do realize that eating the wrong pussy can cause cancer, right? Maybe eating asshole is safer. I don't know. Never tried asshole personally, but maybe you have. Report back if so.
Oh, and if you don't care for bickering, Tempo is the guy you want to side with here. He's very mellow, and not looking to argue. And he could probably sneak you some coupons for whatever restaurant he is managing now. He used to be good for a bloomin onion hookup, but I don't know for sure now. PM him.
Welcome!
You are a sick man. Sex is for procreating and the proliferation of your DNA only.
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Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.
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Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.
You are also a sick man. Normalizing this perversion. We have a place where we send people like you where I come from.
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Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.
What is a PMan by the way?
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Now that is an attractive specimen.
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How about that Laura Ingraham? Oooh la la!
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Plus, I want pictures of his wife. Ya know, Magda.
Unfortunately, she died in a tragic incident.
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Did the incident involve butt stuff?
Our homeland was invaded.
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I mean, could you imagine?
"Oh, Magda, I'm gonna CUM!"
Then pulling out and hitting her in the face. Magda. Glazed donut Magda.
Magda.
Too easy.
He graduated
Magda Cum Lotta.
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Oh, and if you don't care for bickering, Tempo is the guy
yeah this little tidbit pretty much gave it away
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Should we play like this isn't a PAmult?
Too Nazi-ish for me.
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Yes. We should talk to this mother fucker like he's real. Seems fun.
May be an Imbecile Judy mult. The schtick is fucking stupid and anti-semitic. Right up that loser piece of crap Imbecile.Judy's alley.
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1. Nick Anderson - Thanks for not boxing out Nick! :)
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Tal Brody?
Lou Boudreau?
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Lou Boudreau?
Otho Tucker?
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Tal Brody?
Epic
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I’ll bet this the same person who did the Donald parody on the old HQ !
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I’ll bet this the same person who did the Donald parody on the old HQ !
Tempo's Donald mult was actually decent.
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As far as style, it resembles Reggie. And Reggie was very active that afternoon, including his back-and-forth with Herr Joe.
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Tal Brody?
Him, Bill Small, Dave Downey, Bill Burwell, Bob Starnes, Skip Thoren, Bogie Redman ...
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Uh-oh. Zoot skipped a groove again.
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But seriously if we're talking about an all-white team, I'm going with a straight Euro front court of Giorgi, Damir Krupaljia, and Jens Kujawa with Nate Mast and Sean Harrington in the back court. Good luck, B1G.
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Nate Mast?
Because you're not old enough to remember Steve Lanter, I guess. Nichi's team would kick your team's ass.
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For playing the game under current conditions:
Georgi
Dave Scholz
Rich McBride
Richard Keene
Rick Howat
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Rich ain't passin'.
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He was certainly capable of passing. If memory serves correct, he led the team in assists once.
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For playing the game under current conditions:
Georgi
Dave Scholz
Rich McBride
Richard Keene
Rick Howat
I don't know if McBride would pass much. Dave Scholz was/is my favorite Illini ever. He grew up in Mt. Zion, about a mile from where I grew up, until his mom moved to Decatur and Dave played 2 years for the Decatur Runnin' Reds before going to U of I. Scholz was forgotten when they did the All-Century team in 2004-05.
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But seriously if we're talking about an all-white team, I'm going with a straight Euro front court of Giorgi, Damir Krupaljia, and Jens Kujawa with Nate Mast and Sean Harrington in the back court. Good luck, B1G.
Altenberger?
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I don't know if McBride would pass much. Dave Scholz was/is my favorite Illini ever. He grew up in Mt. Zion, about a mile from where I grew up, until his mom moved to Decatur and Dave played 2 years for the Decatur Runnin' Reds before going to U of I. Scholz was forgotten when they did the All-Century team in 2004-05.
Remember that sign from his last game? "God Bless Big Dave!"