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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Custard on June 20, 2021, 09:15:46 PM

Title: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 20, 2021, 09:15:46 PM

You mother fuckers

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: illiniray on June 20, 2021, 09:32:56 PM

Dittoes, cesspoolers.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: fucking on June 20, 2021, 10:38:42 PM

I have fucked some mothers. It's true.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 20, 2021, 11:00:02 PM

I figured it was a very inclusive salutation.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: No one in Mn on June 21, 2021, 08:08:32 AM

Belated wishes to all the Dads.
That's it. Get back to work, until next year when it's ok to again say 'today, I want to ......'

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ThePAMan on June 18, 2022, 07:41:47 PM

Happy Father's Day to all you morons (I'm one of them) who didn't use protection.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 18, 2022, 11:49:29 PM

Does anyone else get their Father’s Day weekends basically planned out for them without regard to what you actually want to do?

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 18, 2022, 11:49:44 PM

Oh yeah, happy Father’s Day

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 18, 2022, 11:56:26 PM

Mother fuckers

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ThePAMan on June 19, 2022, 09:23:04 AM

Quote from: Custard on June 18, 2022, 11:49:29 PM

Does anyone else get their Father’s Day weekends basically planned out for them without regard to what you actually want to do?

Actually, no. But then again, they are all still here, so kind of.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ridingthegrange on June 19, 2022, 09:40:34 AM

Quote from: Custard on June 18, 2022, 11:49:29 PM

Does anyone else get their Father’s Day weekends basically planned out for them without regard to what you actually want to do?

Pretty much so.  The one exception is that I don't accept gifts only services like organizing decades of old photos or helping out with tech issues.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ThePAMan on June 19, 2022, 12:51:47 PM

Hope Herschel Walker is having a good day.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ThePAMan on June 18, 2023, 07:03:04 AM

Happy Father's Day to all the assorted Cesspoolers

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Custard on June 18, 2023, 07:51:53 AM

Happy Father’s Day!


















Unless you’re a stupid bigot

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: No one in Mn on June 18, 2023, 07:55:40 AM

This Bud's for you. Lol
Drink the whole case today and you're only out a few bucks.
From the Twitter.

"Just saw my local grocery store's online beer ad for Father's Day weekend.

$15 mail-in rebates for Bud and Bud Light."

🍻

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: frankiew on June 18, 2023, 08:25:55 AM

I'm dating a girl with kids soooooo thankss?

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: ThePAMan on June 18, 2023, 08:58:48 AM

Quote from: Mn on June 18, 2023, 07:55:40 AM

This Bud's for you. Lol
Drink the whole case today and you're only out a few bucks.
From the Twitter.

"Just saw my local grocery store's online beer ad for Father's Day weekend.

$15 mail-in rebates for Bud and Bud Light."

🍻

Local Jewel has electronic coupon for 2 cases Bud or Bud Light for $18. First price reduction I've seen around here.

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Judge Judy on June 18, 2023, 11:26:36 AM

Quote from: sharethejuice on June 18, 2023, 08:25:55 AM

I'm dating a girl with kids soooooo thankss?

Sorry, Karen…

Title: Re: Happy Father’s Day
Post by: Lieutenant Starbuck on June 18, 2023, 12:23:34 PM

So guess I’m the winner of the Karen Sweepstakes.