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Title: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 10, 2021, 07:46:30 AM
 !!!!!!

It's official, Prohm now on all Steve related conversation needs to happen here. So now that this is recommended and official lets begin with hiring Prohm for Asst Head Coach.

10 Straight 20 win seasons
104-29 Murray State...raced right up the coaching ranks.
97-95 Iowa State with a 0-18 conference record in final year.
2 Times OVC Coach of the year-doesn't hurt the resume.
Proven Recruiter with getting Hunter a 4 star-THT-4 star-Griffin-Haliburton-Conditt in the past. We wanted some of them also remember.

See what great minds can do when working together on here. Awesome job LKDog....

Remember Prohm now on, any Steve related topics should be on here. If you Huss post another non related Steve mention, Prohm now on create a seperate thread or create a Poll.  :P
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ThePAMan on May 10, 2021, 08:16:37 AM
Jobu was definitely right on this one.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 10, 2021, 10:07:30 AM
Word on the streets is that ILLINICHIEF wants to suck off the Prohmster
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Custard on May 10, 2021, 10:51:01 AM
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Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Judge Judy on May 10, 2021, 12:15:44 PM
Is that you obsessing over a coach again, Mammy?!
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 10, 2021, 12:24:55 PM
My name is Steve Prohm.
After 10 years as a head coach, and the last 6 at a Power 5 school, I would like to be an assistant coach again.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Judge Judy on May 10, 2021, 12:37:12 PM
My name is Steve Prohm.
After 10 years as a head coach, and the last 6 at a Power 5 school, I would like to be an assistant coach again.

Be careful on saying that, Chief might show up in your bushes trying to peek in your windows.....
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Breal31 on May 10, 2021, 12:40:02 PM
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Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 10, 2021, 12:40:41 PM
Dude starts more threads than Tempo on a bender.

Just working harder than an Ugly Stripper at this man.... : ;D
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Judge Judy on May 10, 2021, 12:51:42 PM
Just working harder than an Ugly Stripper at this man.... : ;D

You’re too cool to be MammyDork 😎
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Lkdog on May 10, 2021, 01:18:18 PM
You’re too cool to be MammyDork 😎

I think IlliniCringe is making a path of his own for sure. 


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Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 10, 2021, 01:20:01 PM
At least Chief and Jobu are on speaking terms.
Hang a banner.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Lkdog on May 10, 2021, 02:47:09 PM
At least Chief and Jobu are on speaking terms.
Hang a banner.

I think it is just a matter of time before Jobu puts the hammer down.
He has been incredibly patient here.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance ju h bl
Post by: illiniray on May 10, 2021, 03:12:42 PM


existence do you spell definitely with an a too?
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Lkdog on May 10, 2021, 03:37:09 PM
It's a bit confusing.  He goes in and out from blithering retard to lucid and coherent.

I'm thinking drugs.

Yeah, dunno.
People have went easy on him as you don't want to beat on someone with developmental challenges. Even the cesspool has some ethics.

Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 10, 2021, 03:52:22 PM
High standards.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 10, 2021, 03:54:56 PM
It's a bit confusing.  He goes in and out from blithering retard to lucid and coherent.

I'm thinking drugs. 
In your humble opinion, which state is due to the drugs ?
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 10, 2021, 05:38:08 PM
In your humble opinion, which state is due to the drugs ?

Could be, but I do work out in the sun, so I would go with that....I at least am contributing even in a short bus way...maybe you should jump aboard?
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: IlliniGolf on May 10, 2021, 06:57:56 PM
PAThey/Them feels so bad for this guy They hasn’t even insulted his intelligence yet !
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ThePAMan on May 10, 2021, 10:23:51 PM
PAThey/Them feels so bad for this guy They hasn’t even insulted his intelligence yet !

He hasn't obtained Imbecile Judy status with Us....yet.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: fucking on May 10, 2021, 11:56:42 PM
I've decided to address ILLINICHIEF as General Isms.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Lkdog on May 11, 2021, 12:53:39 AM
I've decided to address ILLINICHIEF as General Isms.

Good one.

I see him as more of a Captain Obvious.

"We need good basketball players to play good basketball" sort of thing.

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Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 11, 2021, 01:55:14 AM
Good one.

I see him as more of a Captain Obvious.

"We need good basketball players to play good basketball" sort of thing.

(https://i.imgflip.com/1rtn3l.jpg)

https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/Did-you-know-Captain-obvious-Meme.jpg
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 11, 2021, 08:56:16 AM
haha
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: fucking on May 11, 2021, 12:33:46 PM
The troubling part, for me, is how the adjective "general" came to be employed as a second-person appellation, i.e. noun.

Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Custard on May 11, 2021, 12:47:24 PM
It certainly keeps me up at night
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: illiniray on May 11, 2021, 03:44:21 PM
The troubling part, for me, is how the adjective "general" came to be employed as a second-person appellation, i.e. noun.

You know the etymology of the adjective general.

The noun form came from the military apparently via the Normans. In French, the adjective follows the noun. High ranking officials would be ___s generale. A remnant in modern American English -- Attorneys General. The US military still has Majors General and  Lieutenants  General.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: fucking on May 11, 2021, 03:59:22 PM
You know the etymology of the adjective general.

Indeed.

I sat in the press gallery for a couple of SupCt cases in 1993.  I was a little startled when Mr. Chief Justice Rehnquist addressed one of the counsel as "General Brasfield."

In Bloodlands, Timothy Snyder frequently refers to military boss guys as "general officers."  It makes sense considering the book is mostly about the General Government, which is a cleverly boring name that might make a person uninterested in poking around the details of European genocide.

Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: illiniray on May 11, 2021, 06:40:12 PM
Wow.  Cool.  And you told us you used to get pussy in college.

There is no way.

College girls give good mind.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: illiniray on May 11, 2021, 06:58:00 PM
Indeed.

I sat in the press gallery for a couple of SupCt cases in 1993.  I was a little startled when Mr. Chief Justice Rehnquist addressed one of the counsel as "General Brasfield."


Nouning of a verb.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: illiniray on May 11, 2021, 07:03:18 PM
Yeah. True.

Did you ever fuck a dark skinned black chick in a ladies room stall?

Nope. Got head in a Chevy, while driving.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: fucking on May 11, 2021, 07:16:10 PM
That might seem like a fun time, or a good dare, but I don't even like to be standing up much less avoiding oncoming traffic.
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Reacher on May 12, 2021, 11:00:15 AM
Dude starts more threads than Tempo on a bender.

Two HQ myths in one sentence! Nicely done!
Title: Re: Prohm Your Lips to Existance
Post by: Reacher on May 12, 2021, 11:01:03 AM
Yeah. True.

Did you ever fuck a dark skinned black chick in a ladies room stall?

In the dark.