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General Category => The Deuce => IlliniHQ2 Neutral Zone => Topic started by: ThePAMan on March 29, 2021, 11:09:09 PM

Title: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on March 29, 2021, 11:09:09 PM: Yeah, I know I'm late. Hope the Angel of Death passes by your house this year!
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:15:42 PM: Sadly the Angel of Death passed over our house between the daytime hours of 11:15 and 1:15 on March 21st.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on March 29, 2021, 11:18:15 PM: Quote from: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:15:42 PM
Sadly the Angel of Death passed over our house between the daytime hours of 11:15 and 1:15 on March 21st.

Yeah, could have used more Chuck Heston as Moses and less Edward G. Robinson as Nathan on the sidelines that day.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: fucking on March 29, 2021, 11:23:44 PM: All my Jews were still alive in the weekly family Zoom. So I guess it worked out,
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:34:46 PM: Glad to hear your kike bitches are still kickin’
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:35:48 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on March 29, 2021, 11:18:15 PM
Yeah, could have used more Chuck Heston as Moses and less Edward G. Robinson as Nathan on the sidelines that day.

Are those guys on Texas’ short list?
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2021, 11:36:40 PM: God loves you. Now go kill some people in order to spread his word.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:41:58 PM: We are witnessing dry-brined Tempo
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: fucking on March 29, 2021, 11:53:08 PM: Quote from: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:41:58 PM
We are witnessing dry-brined Tempo
You'd think it would've happened in the Weber years, or on the old board.

Fine wine? Chrysalis?

Can it be a coincidence that we're about to be bombarded by billions of cicadas?
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: fucking on March 29, 2021, 11:54:23 PM: Quote from: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:34:46 PM
Glad to hear your kike bitches are still kickin’
One of them no longer has the use of his legs, but I know what you mean.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on March 30, 2021, 05:14:58 PM: https://www.gq.com/story/amare-stoudemire-passover

The ex-NBA star and current Brooklyn Nets coach, who recently converted to Orthodox Judaism, heard about the James Harden trade from his rabbi.

Happy Passover to Amar’e Stoudemire. Drink the Manischewitz, my man!
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on March 30, 2021, 05:58:23 PM: Quote from: Jobu on March 30, 2021, 05:56:08 PM
Why do kikes celebrate so many fucking holidays?

They are festive people?
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: fucking on March 30, 2021, 06:07:30 PM: For the money.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on March 30, 2021, 06:24:52 PM: This is going to be Meyers Leonard's favorite thread....
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 15, 2022, 07:00:38 AM: Happy Passover. Hope everyone has a Good Friday.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: alum74 on April 15, 2022, 10:34:09 AM: For gentile foodies that are Passover-curious.
https://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/cooking-tips/slideshow/passover-recipes
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Cockpuppet on January 27, 2023, 01:25:33 PM: Quote from: Custard on March 29, 2021, 11:34:46 PM
Glad to hear your kike bitches are still kickin’

Wow! Whoa! Hey! This would make Joe Goebbels blush.
Title: Re: Happy Pesach, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 05, 2023, 09:27:51 PM: Chuck Heston was on TV last Sunday, so that means Happy Passover, everyone. Have fun hiding the afikomen!