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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 01:03:37 PM

Title: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 01:03:37 PM
Jeff was right, we would get a 1 seed. He was just way ahead of the curve by a decade! Good job, Jeff!
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 02:41:31 PM
Hitting it early, huh?

This is like Animal Farm. Jobu becoming the new Tyler Jackson all of a sudden...
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 02:44:29 PM
Me asking Tempo if he's hammered is being Tyler Jackson?

Hmmm.  Ok.

You bitching and moaning about the threads is.....
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 02:55:12 PM
Cool.  PA man is fucking with me.  Here's the part where I'm supposed say that I'm not bitching and moaning, that I was trying to make a joke about Tempo being an alcoholic.

Eh, fuck it.

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 03:07:48 PM
Sorry, I'm having a shitty day at work dealing with dipshits.  Maybe next time you can catch me in a better mood and I'll call you a cocksucker or something.

I did feel slighted. Please do not go on the rampage at Asian massage parlors; that type of stuff gets Nichi going....
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 05:18:32 PM
Cool.  PA man is fucking with me.  Here's the part where I'm supposed say that I'm not bitching and moaning, that I was trying to make a joke about Tempo being an alcoholic.

Eh, fuck it.

Now there’s a good original joke! And fitting since it takes me about 5 weeks to finish a 12 pack.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 05:21:18 PM
You bitching and moaning about the threads is.....

I’m trying to lure Jeff Frank to the board. I texted him a link to the thread. This board needs some life.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: murphstahoe on March 18, 2021, 05:25:27 PM
Cool.  PA man is fucking with me.  Here's the part where I'm supposed say that I'm not bitching and moaning, that I was trying to make a joke about Tempo being an alcoholic.

Eh, fuck it.
Not a useful joke, well established the only person here on too much sauce is Old97
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 05:38:40 PM
And 5 minutes to down a pint of vodka right?!

You should consider a career in stand-up. I mean, you’re amazeballs. Where do you come up with these killer jokes?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 05:40:59 PM
You should consider a career in stand-up. I mean, you’re amazeballs. Where do you come up with these killer jokes?

Just tell him to go suck a cock!
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 05:51:04 PM
Just tell him to go suck a cock!

That’s his punch line. It destroys, EVERY TIME!
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 06:23:32 PM
Who’s the moderator here?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 06:25:48 PM
Who’s the moderator here?

Jobu.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 06:28:02 PM
Jobu.

Srsly?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 06:43:59 PM
Srsly?

Custard, actually. His website. He is master of this domain.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: fucking on March 18, 2021, 07:06:44 PM
Jobu is the moderator. He's going to ban Kathi.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 18, 2021, 07:21:02 PM
Custard, actually. His website. He is master of this domain.

Knew it was one of main characters, couldn’t remember whom. I was thinking it was maybe you.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2021, 08:34:41 PM
Knew it was one of main characters, couldn’t remember whom. I was thinking it was maybe you.

I would rule like Dan.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on March 18, 2021, 09:10:22 PM
At the request of a client we ate at Alexander’s in Champaign tonight. First time I’d been there since I ate there with Jeff Frank and Sidra before a game about 5-6 years ago. Sidra introduced me to Rob that same night at AH. The stars are aligning.

Place is virtually unchanged from 25 years ago

(https://i.ibb.co/4NYqwh9/23839976-0-DBF-4-EE0-B25-D-6-C101062-C9-FB.jpg) (https://ibb.co/pXR76YG)

Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ILLove1997 on March 18, 2021, 11:59:16 PM
Not a useful joke, well established the only person here on too much sauce is Old97

Lol that's hilarious, i have about 4 beers a month these days

Hangovers post 40 and at 5000ft fucking suck ass
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 19, 2021, 12:02:41 AM
Lol that's hilarious, i have about 4 beers a month these days

Hangovers post 40 and at 5000ft fucking suck ass

You mean you are actually sober when you post shit here?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: TheRealJeffFrank on March 20, 2021, 04:50:17 PM
Jeff was right, we would get a 1 seed. He was just way ahead of the curve by a decade! Good job, Jeff!

Great success.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on March 20, 2021, 04:56:17 PM
Great success.

I knew I could get him here! Good to see you, Jeff. Hope you hang out a while!
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on March 20, 2021, 05:08:28 PM
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Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on March 20, 2021, 05:08:38 PM
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Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on March 20, 2021, 05:08:54 PM
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Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on March 21, 2021, 09:54:04 AM
Since Rob is probably busy, I'll ask the question: how do you cool your balls, JeffFrank?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on March 21, 2021, 08:50:09 PM
We all know who’s to blame.
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: TheRealJeffFrank on December 19, 2022, 11:03:02 PM
#Houston2023
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: ThePAMan on December 19, 2022, 11:34:57 PM
#Houston2023

JeffFrank, if Justin Fields was a jam band, which jam band would he be?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Custard on December 19, 2022, 11:40:11 PM
Not Jeff Frank, but it has to be Widespread Panic, right?
Title: Re: Houston2011 (Jeff Frank)
Post by: Reacher on December 19, 2022, 11:45:36 PM
I’m trying to lure Jeff Frank to the board. I texted him a link to the thread. This board needs some life.

See, I knew this would lure Jeff in.