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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: IlliniMasterBlaster on March 10, 2021, 05:37:56 PM
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Well the last cricketing campaign was a bust, but who else is getting excited for the upcoming NCAA intercollegiate nationals in Houston, TX next week? Hopefully our Illinois cricketers will have better tests than what we get in the T30 league. What a dog shit!
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Couldn't wait a full week to introduce another alt?
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Hey man, last campaign was a dog shit! Karteek Pusluri was the wroooooong choice to be captain of CCI. I don even care about COVID shortening the campaign, he is a shit bowler hands down. He makes the most average batsmen look like Shahid Afridi. They should move his arse to Mid Off and just skip his turn when it's his time to bowl.
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Couldn't wait a full week to introduce another alt?
Hold on everyone, we FINALLY have a decent cricket discussion, but no, let's make it about Rob.
So Rob, how is your mama? I have a new phone and lost her number, I swear...
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Wow, I am new here but anything is better than my old cricketing forum.
Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.
Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?
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WITAF
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Champaign Transplant has really lost it
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😂
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Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?
I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?
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Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.
I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.
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The 'pool is a libertarian-leaning community, so I wouldn't ban these characters for being racist and ridiculous.
I'd ban them because they're boring.
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The 'pool is a libertarian-leaning community, so I wouldn't ban these characters for being racist and ridiculous.
I'd ban them because they're boring.
Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob
Ok, is this more interesting for you as you cool your balls?
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What a dog shit!
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These are better mults than the Bill Gates one.
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I'd ban them because they're boring.
I think everyone here can agree that we're glad you aren't in charge
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I think everyone here can agree that we're glad you aren't in charge
A fucking men and A fucking women as well!
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I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?
Well it's for the National College Cricket Association Intercollegiate Nationals Tournament starting from 18 March. Since Bar Stool looks like a bust, maybe interested parties can DM me for a pool. Bring lotsa cash though...
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I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.
Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status.
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Take it to the cricket board FFS
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Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status.
You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker!
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You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker!
You sir are the big penis sucker! Maybe if you were in the stands cheering on and supporting CCI during these critical tests like a real fan, we'd have better results. But no, Karteek Pusluri and crew were left to participate in a hostile environment with a juggernaut of a team pressured to "win or else" and how are you supposed to compete with that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the tourney from 18 March and maybe your divine cricket knowledge will come in handy for some wagering. A few have already slid into my DMs for my tourney pool and I suggest you do the same (lotsa cash on the line) unless your real name is I haveB1Gmangina...
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You sir are the big penis sucker! Maybe if you were in the stands cheering on and supporting CCI during these critical tests like a real fan, we'd have better results. But no, Karteek Pusluri and crew were left to participate in a hostile environment with a juggernaut of a team pressured to "win or else" and how are you supposed to compete with that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the tourney from 18 March and maybe your divine cricket knowledge will come in handy for some wagering. A few have already slid into my DMs for my tourney pool and I suggest you do the same (lotsa cash on the line) unless your real name is I haveB1Gmangina...
Fuck you, Finger Blaster. The only way Karteek Pusluri would have 100 runs against his name would be if he was bowling!
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Fuck you, Finger Blaster. The only way Karteek Pusluri would have 100 runs against his name would be if he was bowling!
Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered?
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Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered?
Hey, loved the interview this morning about your cricketing struggles and other persecutions.
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This is all I can think of when reading this thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWWJUJZ-bNU
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No safe spaces here fellas. If you are feeling triggered you may need to direct your cricket conversations to Illinois Loyalty where Dan can protect your feelings.
(https://i.ibb.co/2ZR3ZmL/A2-D363-E2-06-FE-42-DC-B659-154-E0-EB65-B78.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Bnv2nd7)
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hahaha millenials
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...So England beat India by 8 wickets (27 balls left) in the first T20. I did not see that coming, which means I'm down pretty big on Fan Duel at the moment.
It's not too late to throw some cash into my NCCAIN pool for those interested.
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You fellas catch any of the Illini basketball games this weekend?
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I see this is the hotelier thread
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At the super bowl party my good friend told me to go wayyyyy long on oil. 🤦🏻
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At the super bowl party my good friend told me to go wayyyyy long on oil. 🤦🏻
That’s a good call since we need to hide all of this pesky inflation by propping up crude oil. War is really handy for doing that plus it distracts from the crumbling COVID narrative. If I was a betting man, I’d go long BP, CVX, XOM, and COP especially if bullets start flying, which by my calculations (orders) will start happening around March 3rd. And if I was a diabolical super villain, I’d go long the banks, mainly JPM, GS, and BAC. They seem to be positioned well since, let’s face it, they are the real government/rulers of the world (run by the lizard people). Also, I’d recommend adrenal chrome to those who want to feel a spring in their step again. It’s an acquired taste.