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Title: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 28, 2026, 11:52:06 AM
Go Bear!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 28, 2026, 06:21:53 PM
 Tonight is the Bagent Pageant
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 28, 2026, 07:41:54 PM
Tonight is the Bagent Pageant

Same amount of facts as a typical Custard post.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 28, 2026, 08:02:22 PM
Garbage red zone offense from the Bears. Loveland doesn't extend for the TD, Odunze drops another sure TD and Ben Johnson is still allergic to kicking field goals.

Circle back to that possession if the Bears lose this one.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 28, 2026, 08:07:40 PM
Garbage red zone offense from the Bears. Loveland doesn't extend for the TD, Odunze drops another sure TD and Ben Johnson is still allergic to kicking field goals.

Circle back to that possession if the Bears lose this one.

100. The run play was designed poorly too.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 28, 2026, 08:25:14 PM
100. The run play was designed poorly too.

Ben Johnson should know by now his TEs can't or won't block
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 28, 2026, 09:16:53 PM
QB controversy!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 28, 2026, 09:28:45 PM
Ben Johnson should know by now his TEs can't or won't block

or extend for the pylon
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 28, 2026, 09:31:02 PM
QB controversy!

Fuck it, if Caleb is back, 4-5 teams will trade a nice pick for Keenum and Keenum gets to start.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 28, 2026, 10:05:28 PM
Game balls for Case Keenum and the Bear D.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 28, 2026, 10:25:07 PM
Caleb who?!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 28, 2026, 10:48:54 PM
Nice game much better than last weeks shit show
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 28, 2026, 11:20:57 PM
Holy fuck lol

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2104775259471974600
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Reacher on September 29, 2026, 09:37:47 AM
Tonight is the Bagent Pageant

Huh?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Jobu on September 29, 2026, 10:36:47 AM
Huh?

He's too busy with the political bullshit to know that Case Keenum was starting for the fucking Bears.

Good site, Custard. Fucking piece of shit.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Reacher on September 29, 2026, 03:24:56 PM
Caleb who?!

Hamp and PAMan want Keenum to start and use Caleb for the Wildcat.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 29, 2026, 06:24:24 PM
Hamp and PAMan want Keenum to start and use Caleb for the Wildcat.

Tired: Justin Fields stans
Wired: Case Keenum stans
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 12:06:33 AM
He's too busy with the political bullshit to know that Case Keenum was starting for the fucking Bears.

Good site, Custard. Fucking piece of shit.

I haven’t given much of a fuck about the NFL since I was a kid. Oops.

You could have stepped up and started a better site on your own dime when HQOG went down, but you didn’t. Mn and PAMan are basically the only posters who ever meaningfully chipped in here.

Thanks to the others that did a time or two and thanks to 97 for creating the Reddit life raft. No thanks to Jobu who hasn’t done a fucking thing but whine like a little bitch
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 30, 2026, 12:15:29 AM
I haven’t given much of a fuck about the NFL since I was a kid. Oops.

You could have stepped up and started a better site on your own dime when HQOG went down, but you didn’t. Mn and PAMan are basically the only posters who ever meaningfully chipped in here.

Thanks to the others that did a time or two and thanks to 97 for creating the Reddit life raft. No thanks to Jobu who hasn’t done a fucking thing but whine like a little bitch

Then why the fuck are you reading this thread? How do you even know who Tyson Bagent is, or that Caleb Williams is hurt?

Just take the L like a man, pussy.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 01:10:54 AM
Then why the fuck are you reading this thread? How do you even know who Tyson Bagent is, or that Caleb Williams is hurt?

Just take the L like a man, pussy.

Because it’s my fucking forum and I happened to catch the second half of the game.

I already accepted the L, twat.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 30, 2026, 01:18:06 AM
Because it’s my fucking forum and I happened to catch the second half of the game.

I already accepted the L, twat.

I spent 15 years designing AI Chips for you man. Man up, and vibe code us something decent.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 01:26:37 AM
I spent 15 years designing AI Chips for you man. Man up, and vibe code us something decent.

I have a call in with Jensen
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2026, 01:19:18 PM
I haven’t given much of a fuck about the NFL since I was a kid. Oops.

You could have stepped up and started a better site on your own dime when HQOG went down, but you didn’t. Mn and PAMan are basically the only posters who ever meaningfully chipped in here.

Thanks to the others that did a time or two and thanks to 97 for creating the Reddit life raft. No thanks to Jobu who hasn’t done a fucking thing but whine like a little bitch

I would have felt great about kicking in money for a piece of shit that throws up service unavailable shit all the time lol. That definitely would have been money well spent.

Chip in lol. You and Mn made this site a huge piece of shit. So congratulations.

Hey, how did Bagent do the other night? Fuckhead
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2026, 01:58:31 PM
Miles Leonard is the best poster here. And it's not close.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 30, 2026, 02:07:40 PM
Miles Leonard is the best poster here. And it's not close.

He is the tallest midget. It is in his sig.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 02:44:23 PM
I would have felt great about kicking in money for a piece of shit that throws up service unavailable shit all the time lol. That definitely would have been money well spent.

Chip in lol. You and Mn made this site a huge piece of shit. So congratulations.

Hey, how did Bagent do the other night? Fuckhead

You’re the one who keeps coming back here.

This site has been around for 6.5 years. The service issue started a few months ago and has been mostly resolved.

Yeah, Mn sucks. You should send him a PM hoping he dies soon.

Actually he went out of his way to give us the dos and dont’s for a trip he’s made many times, flew on his own dime to spend an afternoon with us, and was awesome to hang out with.

Sorry about your TDS, it has ruined you as it has so many others.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2026, 03:05:59 PM
You’re the one who keeps coming back here.

Yeah, Mn sucks. You should send him a PM hoping he dies soon.


I already did. Do you want me to send it again?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 03:11:52 PM
I already did. Do you want me to send it again?

I think he would enjoy that, yes.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2026, 03:12:57 PM
Haha, I'm sure he would.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 30, 2026, 03:52:56 PM
I already did. Do you want me to send it again?

The real Mn died 3 years ago. The one here is just an AI we made down the street.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 04:03:45 PM
The real Mn died 3 years ago. The one here is just an AI we made down the street.

We had lunch with him at the Paia Fish Market. Amazing what they can do with animatronics these days.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 30, 2026, 04:49:41 PM
We had lunch with him at the Paia Fish Market. Amazing what they can do with animatronics these days.

We did a great job on that one, but eating fish is easy. Our attempt to use AI to produce a robot for the Illini Defensive line is still a work in progress.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 05:29:31 PM
Too busy building the hell dogs from Black Mirror to help out the D-line
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: No one in Mn on September 30, 2026, 06:19:16 PM
We had lunch with him at the Paia Fish Market. Amazing what they can do with animatronics these days.
I'm still all original parts.
And it was nice to meet up for lunch with you and Ms Custard. Say hey.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Custard on September 30, 2026, 08:31:20 PM
I'm still all original parts.
And it was nice to meet up for lunch with you and Ms Custard. Say hey.

Will do!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 01, 2026, 01:27:47 PM
Miles Leonard is the best poster here. And it's not close.

🥹🥹
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Reacher on October 01, 2026, 07:11:16 PM
The real Mn died 3 years ago. The one here is just an AI we made down the street.

There are so many better uses of AI.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Eagle, 9/28 MNF, 7:15CDT, ESPN/ABC!
Post by: Reacher on October 01, 2026, 07:12:21 PM
Miles posts less, which affords him less opportunity to say something stupid.