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Title: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2026, 06:06:14 PM
Tempo does not care how the Bear does if his Bear DFS guys are not getting touches!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2026, 08:39:07 PM
Tempo does not care how the Bear does if his Bear DFS guys are not getting touches!

Not true!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 01:37:47 PM
Not true!

Which Bear players are you going to include this weekend in your DFS? I would not play Darnell Wright at OT. He has a knee.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 03:54:39 PM
I still, for the life of me, can't understand how Tempo can live in a Chicago suburb and gamble his ass off the way he does. He drives ubers for a living. It honestly boggles my mind.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: spark mandrilll on September 17, 2026, 03:55:53 PM
Same!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 03:57:10 PM
I still, for the life of me, can't understand how Tempo can live in a Chicago suburb and gamble his ass off the way he does. He drives ubers for a living. It honestly boggles my mind.

Every time I have gone in with him on golf bets we have lost.....Hey, wait, maybe he is just pocketing my money?!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 03:57:52 PM
Good to see Spark is back!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:00:29 PM
So, thoughts on Caleb's medicals? We good? Priorities?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:01:01 PM
I feel like Spark showed up because of the video in his sig...
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 04:01:53 PM
That video busts me up every time it is posted here.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:02:02 PM
Every time I have gone in with him on golf bets we have lost.....Hey, wait, maybe he is just pocketing my money?!

I mean, might be worth investigating...
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:03:14 PM
That video busts me up every time it is posted here.

I like it very much.

CALEB WILLIAMS FAILED WAYNE WHITLOCK

So fucking good...better than 99 percent of any troll jobs ever.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 04:05:15 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/c6fSpgjP/PXL-20251127-042051324-MP-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/c6fSpgjP)
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:06:48 PM
I fucking just watched it again lol
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 04:09:36 PM
THE WHITLOCK!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 04:22:13 PM
Tempo still arguing that his Twotter post being quoted in response to Hoge's Twotter post was taken "out of context"...
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2026, 05:00:18 PM
Tempo still arguing that his Twotter post being quoted in response to Hoge's Twotter post was taken "out of context"...

It’s still hilarious, whether it was or wasn’t.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 06:13:20 PM
It’s still hilarious, whether it was or wasn’t.

It's hilarious that he thinks it is out of context when Hoge read his own Twotter post then quoted Tempo's reply post.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 06:53:58 PM
Which Bear players are you going to include this weekend in your DFS? I would not play Darnell Wright at OT. He has a knee.

I’ll probably go back to Loveland. Unfortunately, I’m not likely to get Caleb at only 5% owned again this week.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 06:54:46 PM
It's hilarious that he thinks it is out of context when Hoge read his own Twotter post then quoted Tempo's reply post.

He read it, then put entirely his own spin on it. He completely misrepresented what I said.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 06:56:31 PM
I specifically said “I’m not upset he x,” then Hoge said, “Wrong, you’re upset he x.”
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 07:42:07 PM
I specifically said “I’m not upset he x,” then Hoge said, “Wrong, you’re upset he x.”

"Priorities?!" Sure does not sound kike you were upset....
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 07:51:38 PM
"Priorities?!" Sure does not sound kike you were upset....

Why you calling me a kike? Are you an anti-Semite?!

Slightly irked, might be an accurate description. And I was not upset he was at a golf tournament (as Hoge suggested). I was irked he had the business of the Chicago Bears on hold.

As a massive PGA Tour fan, I found Caleb MORE likable after finding out he was following my favorite player. I was not at all bothered that Caleb was at a PGA Tour event (as Hoge suggested). I was bothered that he wasn’t prioritizing the business of the franchise we was about to lead.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 08:57:45 PM
Why you calling me a kike? Are you an anti-Semite?!

Slightly irked, might be an accurate description. And I was not upset he was at a golf tournament (as Hoge suggested). I was irked he had the business of the Chicago Bears on hold.

As a massive PGA Tour fan, I found Caleb MORE likable after finding out he was following my favorite player. I was not at all bothered that Caleb was at a PGA Tour event (as Hoge suggested). I was bothered that he wasn’t prioritizing the business of the franchise we was about to lead.

We are all well aware. You mentioned all your concerns numerous times here. We all well know you were not taken out of context and were mad that  your guy Justin Fields was going bye-bye
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 09:20:05 PM
We are all well aware. You mentioned all your concerns numerous times here. We all well know you were not taken out of context and were mad that  your guy Justin Fields was going bye-bye

Sure
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 09:50:44 PM
Sure

This is your most accurate post since The Mack Trade.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2026, 10:07:18 PM
Sure
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2026, 10:09:56 PM
Sure

Second most accurate post since The Mack Trade!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 17, 2026, 10:39:03 PM
Bears win the DJ Moore transaction!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2026, 06:56:52 AM
Bears win the DJ Moore transaction!

Murph AOTC on this one!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 18, 2026, 07:19:53 AM
Bears win the DJ Moore transaction!

Least surprising post on here in years.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 18, 2026, 11:23:39 AM
44-24 Bears
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 20, 2026, 09:23:10 AM
The Bear hasn't beaten the Viking at Soldiers Field since Walz became the distinguished Gov of the used to be great state of Minnesota.
Walz is now toast.
Da Bear.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 20, 2026, 09:52:32 AM
I'd like another shot at JJ.  That opener 2 years ago was obviously a fluke. 
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 20, 2026, 12:00:15 PM
Last year.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 20, 2026, 01:11:23 PM
Penalties killing Da Bear offense
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 20, 2026, 01:50:42 PM
Ooops
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 20, 2026, 02:33:15 PM
Welp. Caleb's probably done for the year.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 20, 2026, 02:33:55 PM
Season done
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 20, 2026, 02:34:32 PM
Achilles maybe?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 20, 2026, 02:35:49 PM
Bears gonna Bears
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 20, 2026, 02:40:34 PM
Madden curse strikes again
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 20, 2026, 02:49:31 PM
Maybe hamstring? Seems like that was what he was grabbing?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 20, 2026, 02:55:00 PM
Maybe they can get Bustin back
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 20, 2026, 03:02:53 PM
Hammy. Beats an Achilles or ACL I guess
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 20, 2026, 03:18:25 PM
Maybe they can get Bustin back

Lol
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2026, 04:25:08 PM
Didn't even get 1 play out of Sweat, Roush can't block or catch, Swift got paid to fumble and not block, the OL was terrible, and Jaylon Johnson has a torn motovator cuff.... Bears have 3 TEs and none of them can block
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 20, 2026, 07:23:44 PM
A torn motovator cuff.
😂😂
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Custard on September 20, 2026, 11:26:28 PM
That game was worse than watching old people fuck
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: illiniray on September 21, 2026, 01:26:52 PM
A torn motovator cuff.
😂😂

those are bad. can barely get outta bed
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 21, 2026, 02:58:19 PM
Didn't even get 1 play out of Sweat, Roush can't block or catch, Swift got paid to fumble and not block, the OL was terrible, and Jaylon Johnson has a torn motovator cuff.... Bears have 3 TEs and none of them can block

Don’t forget you are upset Caleb didn’t risk a more severe injury so he could maybe get the touchdown!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 21, 2026, 02:59:04 PM
Torn motivator cuff is pretty hilarious. Who’d you lift that from, PAMan?!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 21, 2026, 03:23:26 PM
Don’t forget you are upset Caleb didn’t risk a more severe injury so he could maybe get the touchdown!

Didn't know he only had a Grade 1 hamstring at the time of this post. Guy should be a soccer player!

As I told Judge Judy and you earlier, since you are 80% on 50/50 balls you would have made it in the end zone with Grade 3 hamstring pull.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 21, 2026, 03:24:03 PM
Torn motivator cuff is pretty hilarious. Who’d you lift that from, PAMan?!

Can't remember where heard it years ago.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 21, 2026, 03:59:36 PM
Didn't know he only had a Grade 1 hamstring at the time of this post. Guy should be a soccer player!

As I told Judge Judy and you earlier, since you are 80% on 50/50 balls you would have made it in the end zone with Grade 3 hamstring pull.

PAMan has never run fast enough to pull a hamstring!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 21, 2026, 04:35:47 PM
PAMan has never run fast enough to pull a hamstring!

That is true.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 21, 2026, 04:46:31 PM
I pulled a hammy once. Strain, actually. It's scary as fuck. That pain goes straight to the brain.

Definitely not worse than gout tho.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 21, 2026, 06:35:28 PM
https://x.com/DanteTheDon/status/2102080824749207803
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 21, 2026, 07:12:26 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4486yPLR/IMG-8489.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/F1LdnyXT)
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 22, 2026, 04:57:54 AM
This guy has a message for the Caleb Williams detractors (not tough enough)!

The truest and best line: “Most of you don’t even know how to make a woman cum!”

https://x.com/TheConnorPils/status/2102210823389122587/video/1?s=46
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 22, 2026, 07:52:45 AM
Did PCA attend the MRI with Caleb?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Custard on September 22, 2026, 08:37:51 AM
The truest and best line: “Most of you don’t even know how to make a woman cum!

Murph is catching strays on the twotter!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 22, 2026, 11:47:49 AM
Tempo = Danny Parkins remains a MATCH!

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/first-things-first-loses-it-danny-parkins-bears.html

‘First Things First’ loses it over Danny Parkins’ excuses for the Bears

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Parkins defended Caleb Williams over his reaction to his hamstring tweak, trying to say that it wasn’t all that uncommon to see players overreact to minor injuries. Nick Wright immediately called him out on that one.

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Then he tried to shift the conversation by praising Bears defensive coordinator Dennis Allen for shutting down Carson Wentz, but Wright, Chris Broussard, and Kevin Wildes quickly shut it down.

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There’s 15 weeks left in the season, and the Bears are still averaging 31 points per game through Week 2. And it looks like Caleb Williams will be back sooner rather than later, so Ben Johnson and company will have plenty of time to prove the critics and skeptics right or wrong. But it’s probably not a good sign that Parkins has just three fewer receiving yards than last year’s first-round draft pick Colston Loveland through two games. So there are some larger things to be concerned about.

The only thing missing is Parkins' excuses for Loveland not being able to block on the last sack.

SAD!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 22, 2026, 12:46:43 PM
Caleb Williams is a modern day Jay Cutler
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 22, 2026, 01:15:07 PM
Caleb Williams is a modern day Jay Cutler

Sorry man, dumbest thing you’ve posted this year.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 22, 2026, 01:15:56 PM
Tyson Bagent in concussion protocol.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 22, 2026, 01:16:19 PM
Yeah, I don't think Caleb is MAGA, for one.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 22, 2026, 01:16:41 PM
Tyson Bagent in concussion protocol.

Case Keenum, your table is ready.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 22, 2026, 02:40:13 PM
Is Joe Flacco available?
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 22, 2026, 03:24:08 PM
Is Joe Flacco available?

He’s a Bengal.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 22, 2026, 04:58:26 PM
Yeah, I don't think Caleb is MAGA, for one.

Don't think he smokes cigarettes either. Can't fit them and PCA's cock in his mouth at the same time.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 22, 2026, 04:58:50 PM
Is Joe Flacco available?

Bring in Drew Brees!
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 22, 2026, 06:13:24 PM
Yeah, I don't think Caleb is MAGA, for one.

That’s why he’s ok.

Jaxon Dart on the other hand…
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 22, 2026, 07:38:11 PM
Case Keenum, your table is ready.

I like Case. 
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Jobu on September 22, 2026, 07:48:54 PM
I like Case.

Me too. Very capable backup. Always has been.
Title: Re: Hey Custard! Bear host the Viking, Sunday 9/20 @12PM CDT on FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 23, 2026, 06:38:47 PM
This one is hilarious.

(https://i.postimg.cc/13rN0qn6/IMG-8514.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LJhX2hV6)