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General Category => Halas Hall Football Forum => Topic started by: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 03:38:51 PM

Title: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 03:38:51 PM
I kinda feel like starting a new thread, given that our guys, minus Justin Fields, pumped 59 on another NFL squad.

So, I am very cautious about liking this squad because I've been fucked by the Bears my whole life (except for super bowl XX), but I'm finding myself a bit enamored with this fucking offense.

I will say, I'm glad Tempo is not the Bear GM, otherwise we would still have Justin fucking Fields and a few other shitty draft picks floundering through this shit.

Anyway. Go fucking Bears. Pride and joy of Illinois.
Title: Re: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2026, 03:40:25 PM
I kinda feel like starting a new thread, given that our guys, minus Justin Fields, pumped 59 on another NFL squad.

So, I am very cautious about liking this squad because I've been fucked by the Bears my whole life (except for super bowl XX), but I'm finding myself a bit enamored with this fucking offense.

I will say, I'm glad Tempo is not the Bear GM, otherwise we would still have Justin fucking Fields and a few other shitty draft picks floundering through this shit.

Anyway. Go fucking Bears. Pride and joy of Illinois.

Tempo is pissed because he had Loveland and Thomas on his Billion Dollar DFS teams and neither caught a ball yesterday.
Title: Re: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 03:46:22 PM
Tempo is pissed because he had Loveland and Thomas on his Billion Dollar DFS teams and neither caught a ball yesterday.

My wife had Loveland on her squad, and I was playing against her. When Kmet caught that freaking dime, I was like Touchdown Bears! To not your tight end!!!

I thought that was funny. She didn't. But I don't get laid anymore so it's whatever.
Title: Re: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: murphstahoe on September 14, 2026, 04:07:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2y2neeOon8
Title: Re: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2026, 06:14:17 PM
I kinda feel like starting a new thread, given that our guys, minus Justin Fields, pumped 59 on another NFL squad.

So, I am very cautious about liking this squad because I've been fucked by the Bears my whole life (except for super bowl XX), but I'm finding myself a bit enamored with this fucking offense.

I will say, I'm glad Tempo is not the Bear GM, otherwise we would still have Justin fucking Fields and a few other shitty draft picks floundering through this shit.

Anyway. Go fucking Bears. Pride and joy of Illinois NW Indiana

Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Shitty Fucking Bears 2026
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2026, 06:15:20 PM
Tempo is pissed because he had Loveland and Thomas on his Billion Dollar DFS teams and neither caught a ball yesterday.

Was a pretty stellar lineup minus those two.