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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on March 26, 2026, 03:01:30 PM

Title: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on March 26, 2026, 03:01:30 PM
Looking like another 100 loss season and only in the 5th inning of Game 1!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on March 26, 2026, 03:07:14 PM
Tempo's favorite Bear Reporter, Courtney Cronin, doing PI lawyer ads on the Sox radio broadcast.....
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 26, 2026, 06:36:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWfbD5Z5nZs
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on April 01, 2026, 12:11:42 PM
Sox opener moved to Friday. Going to be a long Friday and Saturday ...
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 01, 2026, 05:18:33 PM
It's a long everything as a Sox fan.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 01, 2026, 05:18:55 PM
Except post-season
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Jobu on April 01, 2026, 06:32:41 PM
Except post-season

They’ve already been eliminated from playoff contention
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 05, 2026, 06:21:51 PM
Swept the AL champs.

There's no stopping them now!

Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2026, 05:47:27 PM
Chris Getz and Will Venable can leave at any time now.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2026, 09:49:33 PM
Chris Getz and Will Venable can leave at any time now.

You expected different?
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2026, 09:50:13 PM
You expected different?

I demand it being different.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2026, 09:52:21 PM
I demand it being different.

Good luck.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2026, 10:23:41 PM
I'm boycotting
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2026, 02:56:52 PM
I'm boycotting

You’re 2-3 years too late. Better than never, I guess.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 19, 2026, 05:43:12 PM
The Jap first baseman is the only thing worth watching on the sad ass White Sox
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2026, 05:49:27 PM
The Jap first baseman is the only thing worth watching on the sad ass White Sox

Depends on if you are betting the over on each game
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2026, 07:06:46 PM
I’d rather watch LIV golf than the White Sox. Or any MLB for that matter.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2026, 07:07:16 PM
Ok, that second comment might be an exaggeration.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Miles Leonard on May 14, 2026, 10:24:05 PM
The Sox are over .500 in May and only one game out of first in the (trash) Central

Hooray! They aren't a trainwreck...for now.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 16, 2026, 03:08:55 AM
The Sox are over .500 in May and only one game out of first in the (trash) Central

Hooray! They aren't a trainwreck...for now.

Hang a banner!

I’ll watch them if they’re in contention after the all star break.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Miles Leonard on May 17, 2026, 04:44:33 PM
Edgar Quero walks it off and the Sox take the series over the Cubs!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 17, 2026, 11:45:26 PM
Edgar Quero walks it off and the Sox take the series over the Cubs!

Tempo was cheering for the Cub
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 18, 2026, 04:52:40 PM
The AI is good for something.....

(https://i.postimg.cc/Ln4dxv09/PCAAAA.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Ln4dxv09)
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 03:53:39 AM
Tempo was cheering for the Cub

Wasn't cheering for anyone. I lead a post-baseball life and am quite happy with that decision.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 03:55:25 AM
I think I've watched five innings of baseball in the last three and a half years and I couldn't be happier with that decision
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 03:58:16 AM
I guess that might be a slight exaggeration I remember watching couple innings of the world series, we'll call it 10 innings of baseball
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 19, 2026, 08:21:58 AM
Good thing you have The Twotter to entertain and misinform you!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 09:31:44 AM
The only thing that upsets me about baseball is that 10 years ago I left a lot of Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Jr, Cal Ripken, Roger Clemens, and Chipper Jones rookie cards above hallway closet on Oakdale Avenue. Two boxes of 80s and 90s cards. Also had a Dan Marino and a Shaq rookie card.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 09:32:17 AM
Suppose it's possible they are still in that cubby hole above the closet.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 19, 2026, 11:29:11 AM
The only thing that upsets me about baseball is that 10 years ago I left a lot of Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Jr, Cal Ripken, Roger Clemens, and Chipper Jones rookie cards above hallway closet on Oakdale Avenue. Two boxes of 80s and 90s cards. Also had a Dan Marino and a Shaq rookie card.

The wife rented on Oakdale near The Clark Street Dog.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 01:29:55 PM
The wife rented on Oakdale near The Clark Street Dog.

I was close to the Dog as well. The bar there was literally my favorite place to hang out. The stool next to the window on Clark Street is literally my favorite barstool in the city. I have multiple pictures of my son on that seat at different ages. A lot of great times hanging out at the Dog. Some very smart/funny people were regulars there. $5 pickelbacks! Demi, a bartender I was close with at the time just won the Democratic primary for state rep; which makes her a lock to be elected in November.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 19, 2026, 01:31:17 PM
An intimate place. 6-8 people and you had a nice crowd. They always had great bartenders. Some of my best memories of the city.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 24, 2026, 01:05:37 PM
Was at the game yesterday in San Francisco what an absolute fucking shit show how this motherfucking third baseman is even still on the goddamn team drives me nuts. Missing a simple pop fly to end the inning to giving up a fucking grand slam two pitches later  made me wanna rip my hair out
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 24, 2026, 02:38:08 PM
Wrong side of town but find me and I’ll buy you a beer!

(https://i.ibb.co/5hFVtLDB/IMG-4368.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hFfvhV5D)
(https://i.ibb.co/tMfy6F12/IMG-4371.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fYRmWLTN)
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 24, 2026, 04:47:36 PM
Having an Old Style at L&L Tavern, where’s everyone at?
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 24, 2026, 05:19:53 PM
Having an Old Style at L&L Tavern, where’s everyone at?

Custard hanging out at a bar Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy were known to hang out in. That checks out.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 25, 2026, 02:26:30 PM
Having a beer at First Draft on South Clark, where is everyone at? Waiting on a Pat’s Pizza
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 25, 2026, 03:09:07 PM
Having a beer at First Draft on South Clark, where is everyone at? Waiting on a Pat’s Pizza

I love that place. I used to go there to watch NFL and keep track of my fantasy scores. 64 beers on draft, outlets under the bar, and try the pork wings!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Judge Judy on May 25, 2026, 05:54:07 PM
I love that place. I used to go there to watch NFL and keep track of my fantasy scores. 64 beers on draft, outlets under the bar, and try the pork wings!

God says not to eat pork…
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 25, 2026, 06:37:01 PM
Custard at the Trumper Cub game! Shocking!

Was at the Pale Hose victory today. Who is going to Illini Night at the Pale Hose game Wed night? I will be there, as usual.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 25, 2026, 06:50:52 PM
God says not to eat pork…


Sure he does.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 25, 2026, 06:51:21 PM
Custard at the Trumper Cub game! Shocking!

Was at the Pale Hose victory today. Who is going to Illini Night at the Pale Hose game Wed night? I will be there, as usual.

Jeff Frank, probably.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 25, 2026, 06:53:26 PM
God says not to eat pork…

So does Allah.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Judge Judy on May 25, 2026, 06:58:07 PM
So does Allah.

So why the fuck are you eating pork, you jihadist…
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 26, 2026, 02:10:27 PM
The White Sox aren’t abysmal. Hang a banner.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 26, 2026, 02:11:44 PM
So why the fuck are you eating pork, you jihadist…

The time away from the board didn’t seem to lift the quality of your posts.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 27, 2026, 11:13:39 AM
As of now, I will be wearing my 2008 Rose Bowl t-shirt at the Pale Hose game tonight. Approach me and I will buy a beer.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Reacher on May 27, 2026, 11:46:00 AM
I have one of those, too. If I didn’t throw it in a trash bag to be dropped off in a drop box.
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 27, 2026, 04:28:47 PM
Quite a few Illini fans tailgating at The Rate already!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 27, 2026, 04:40:54 PM
As of now, I will be wearing my 2008 Rose Bowl t-shirt at the Pale Hose game tonight. Approach me and I will buy a beer.

Wish I was still in town. Still recovering from last week
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: ThePAMan on May 31, 2026, 04:44:41 PM
World Series 2026!
Title: Re: 2026 Pale Hoes
Post by: Custard on May 31, 2026, 09:45:07 PM
Bet a buddy $100 the Sox don’t make the playoffs. Hope I’m wrong.