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Title: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 12:09:25 PM
And it starts with the Bengals taking the opening kickoff 99 yards to the house.

Not sure why Hightower wasn't cut out along with the rest of the Eberflus cancer.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 12:13:13 PM
During that return, I was yelling damnit Caleb.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 12:19:18 PM
hahaha what a playcall on 4th down
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 02, 2025, 12:20:15 PM
We'll see if this kickoff goes any better.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 12:21:17 PM
hahaha what a playcall on 4th down

Chicago Special
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 12:22:25 PM
We'll see if this kickoff goes any better.

Well, at least they didn't score.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 12:23:13 PM
Did kickoff coverage team take the week off?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 12:35:27 PM
lets go Moaning guy!!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 12:37:56 PM
I’m done with Cairo Santos
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 12:43:53 PM
wow they're really opening up the playbook LOVE IT
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Judge Judy on November 02, 2025, 12:51:09 PM
New DB showing our D-lineman how to sack the QB…
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 12:51:25 PM
The new corner signed off the street this week makes a play
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 12:55:02 PM
New DB showing our D-lineman how to sack the QB…

This is the same dude that made Javon Wims and Anthony Miller lose their shit many years ago lol.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 01:06:40 PM
Leave Chase wide open. Great plan.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 01:32:35 PM
Tee Higgins made 26 look like a child
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 01:43:03 PM
Yeah I think Santos is cooked
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 02, 2025, 01:43:34 PM
I’m done with Cairo Santos
Could you have yanked one like that before your procedure ?
How's the foot ?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 01:58:43 PM
Could you have yanked one like that before your procedure ?
How's the foot ?

Foot is getting better! I’ll be kicking field goals in no time.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 01:59:22 PM
Uh oh. Looks like DJ needs a vacation.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:06:55 PM
Loveland is free!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:16:46 PM
85 year old Flacco throwing dots all over the Bears garbage secondary
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:24:54 PM
First time I'm hearing of this Brittain Brown fella
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:33:12 PM
Booker just ran through Orlando Brown
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:50:27 PM
Run the fucking clock out plz.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 02:50:37 PM
McPherson kicks a 54 yarder short. God damn!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 02:53:19 PM
fuckin told yall Moaning guy is better than swift!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:54:37 PM
Fuck that's Bengals ball, isn't it?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 02:55:11 PM
Fuck that's Bengals ball, isn't it?

I think so
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 02:56:39 PM
Fuck that's Bengals ball, isn't it?

No he was short about 6 inches of the pylon
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 02:58:00 PM
Oh ok I guess that works too lmao
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:58:18 PM
Hahaha Taylor just John Fox'd his own team
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 02:58:34 PM
Oh wow. That’s the kind of thing the shitty fucking Bears always get fucked on. Amazing.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 02:59:17 PM
The issue is they went too fast. Still plenty of time to blow this.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:02:05 PM
I think we’re ok
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:06:39 PM
I think we’re ok

We sure are!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:07:00 PM
AOTC
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:07:48 PM
its in the bag baby
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:18:07 PM
Ok, for fucks sake. You have to play a little defense here. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:18:11 PM
uhhhh
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:20:39 PM
its in the bag baby

Um maybe not
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:21:01 PM
Oh fuck yeah. This could be another historical day.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:21:46 PM
welll this is something
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:23:41 PM
what the actual fuck man
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:24:23 PM
Who the fuck is 92?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:26:55 PM
Leave Hightower and Dennis Allen in Ohio.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:27:11 PM
Unreal. This is hilarious
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:27:46 PM
to be fair I thought the int return was a TD when the game was "in the bag" lol
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:28:17 PM
All they had to fucking do was recover an onside kick. That's it.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:28:31 PM
Don’t worry. We have Cairo Santos.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:29:32 PM
Don’t worry. We have Cairo Santos.

haaaa
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:31:05 PM
caleb has to throw the fucking ball quicker my god
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:32:30 PM
NO FUCKING WAY

WTF IS THIS GAME?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 02, 2025, 03:32:44 PM
Damn. He scored with too much time left.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:32:56 PM
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABBYYYYYY
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:33:09 PM
Told you guys we’re ok!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 02, 2025, 03:34:33 PM
Should have kicked that to go up 6
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 02, 2025, 03:38:06 PM
That was great comedy.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 02, 2025, 03:38:17 PM
jesus what a crazy game
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 02, 2025, 03:44:03 PM
Loveland doing his best Pat Bryant impression vs Rutgers
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 02, 2025, 03:50:31 PM
I shall not miss tackles.
I shall not miss tackles.
I shall not miss tackles.
I shall not miss tackles.
I shall not miss tackles.
I shall not miss tackles.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: murphstahoe on November 02, 2025, 05:29:39 PM
All they had to fucking do was recover an onside kick. That's it.

Ye of no faith
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 03, 2025, 01:05:17 PM
Love this!

https://x.com/buckkodiak/status/1985390142870470806?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 03, 2025, 02:28:48 PM
Love this!

https://x.com/buckkodiak/status/1985390142870470806?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ

Damn big fella dont hurt yourself!  Cartwheel into a dab is no rookie move
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 03, 2025, 03:00:08 PM
Damn big fella dont hurt yourself!  Cartwheel into a dab is no rookie move

No shit, man! Member Lamar Houston?

I member
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Jobu on November 03, 2025, 03:00:56 PM
I'm enjoying Bengals fans melting down on the tok tik. I've responded to a couple by saying shit man, they lost to the fucking Jets at home. Nothing should surprise you at this point.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ThePAMan on November 03, 2025, 03:50:46 PM
I'm enjoying Bengals fans melting down on the tok tik. I've responded to a couple by saying shit man, they lost to the fucking Jets at home. Nothing should surprise you at this point.

Yeah, they blew a big lead to Justin Fields. They should have fired everyone after that game.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 03, 2025, 05:23:13 PM
No shit, man! Member Lamar Houston?

I member


I ‘member, too. One could say it was karma for celebrating a sack while down 3 scores.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 03, 2025, 08:17:16 PM
I'm enjoying Bengals fans melting down on the tok tik. I've responded to a couple by saying shit man, they lost to the fucking Jets at home. Nothing should surprise you at this point.

😂 savage
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Custard on November 04, 2025, 12:05:14 AM
Game was blacked out here and couldn’t watch, so naturally they won in exciting fashion.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 04, 2025, 10:27:46 AM
Game was blacked out here and couldn’t watch, so naturally they won in exciting fashion.

Sail the high seas brother
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 04, 2025, 12:25:13 PM
Bears trading for someone named Joe Tryon-Shoyinka from the Browns.

Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 02:45:33 PM
Does he have a position?
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ThePAMan on November 04, 2025, 02:48:45 PM
Does he have a position?

DE.

Maybe Monty Sweat now has a complimentary player on the other side? We can hope!
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 04, 2025, 02:55:55 PM
DE.

Maybe Monty Sweat now has a complimentary player on the other side? We can hope!

Sounds as useless as Dayo was
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 03:28:26 PM
Well at least he’s cheaper.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 03:32:07 PM
Former 1st round pick, only 26. Has the 4th best pass rush win rate in the NFL (albeit on a very small sample size); may be a nothingburger, but seems a worthy flyer candidate.

(https://i.postimg.cc/XNsBZy14/IMG-4059.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/CdfxXdVQ)
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 03:33:41 PM
Here’s the screenshot I meant to post. Has started 45 games. At least he’s experienced. Comes at very little cost.

(https://i.postimg.cc/TwFw9nzL/IMG-4060.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MM0qZfKq)
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: ThePAMan on November 04, 2025, 03:35:07 PM
Former 1st round pick, only 26. Has the 4th best pass rush win rate in the NFL (albeit on a very small sample size); may be a nothingburger, but seems a worthy flyer candidate.

(https://i.postimg.cc/XNsBZy14/IMG-4059.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/CdfxXdVQ)

So you are saying he could not get onto the same field consistently with Garrett.

While 4th best pass rush win rate is good, I would guess Garrett was double teamed almost every play....hopefully he can still get a good win rate despite Monty Sweat not being double teamed very much.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 05:03:29 PM
It’s a dart throw at almost minimal
cost. They’ve lost two DEs for the season in two weeks. Nothing to complain about here.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 04, 2025, 05:11:55 PM
Nm
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Custard on November 06, 2025, 12:09:32 AM
It’s a dart throw at almost minimal
cost. They’ve lost two DEs for the season in two weeks. Nothing to complain about here.

Everything is fine. Good night.
Title: Re: Bears @ Bengals
Post by: Reacher on November 06, 2025, 01:35:10 AM
Everything is fine. Good night.

And oldie, but goodie. Actually, I forgot Dom Robinson, so that’s 3 DEs for the year in 3 weeks.