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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on September 27, 2025, 12:10:23 PM
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Anyone watching? US off to another “good” start.
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The U.S. team should sit out the rest of the Ryder Cup for their mental health!
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Bryson was down 5 holes to Matt Fitzpatrick after 7 holes. Lol. Bryson is making Matt Fitzpatrick a European legend in one afternoon. Bryson just got one back with a par on 8.
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Fans were really nasty to the Euros yesterday, especially Rory. Not shocking unfortunately. Kinda hate what the Ryder Cup has become. Supposed to be a gentlemen’s competition.
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Fans were really nasty to the Euros yesterday, especially Rory. Not shocking unfortunately. Kinda hate what the Ryder Cup has become. Supposed to be a gentlemen’s competition.
The pervasive influence of monster truck culture?
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Hey Mn, do you think it was a liberal that hit Rory’s wife with a beer can?
https://x.com/mgonigle/status/1972482599055761866?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
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European players with a question for Donald Trump!
https://x.com/wutangkids/status/1972490567344066699?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
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Great interaction you're getting here
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Great interaction you're getting here
Don’t care
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I know they’re looking
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I wouldn't be so sure
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Okerrr!
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You know you can see how many views the thread is getting, right? 113. That’s about 10 each for each active member.
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You know you can see how many views the thread is getting, right? 113. That’s about 10 each for each active member.
LOL. It is mostly bots and me..Even Jasn's ridiculous OSU Gameday thread has 95 views and at least a couple of posts from others.
No one here cares about a bunch of Republican golfers playing a bunch of Tory golfers
This thread blows.
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LOL
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I just knew I’d log on here for the first time in a few days and see Tempo using the Ryder Cup as some metaphor for how much the USA sucks
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LOL
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I’m MACA! Make America Civil Again
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I was at Medinah in 2012 for the Ryder Cup. The Euro commies were pricks. Don’t think drunk fans talking shit in 2025 has anything to do with global politics, but that won’t stop America Last domestic commies from embracing the idea of it.
Go live in Europe and pay 50+ percent effective tax rates and pay out the ass for everything from basic groceries to gasoline. Just don’t get arrested for talking shit on the internet while you’re there!
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I was at Medinah in 2012 for the Ryder Cup. The Euro commies were pricks. Don’t think drunk fans talking shit in 2025 has anything to do with global politics, but that won’t stop America Last domestic commies from embracing the idea of it.
Go live in Europe and pay 50+ percent effective tax rates and pay out the ass for everything from basic groceries to gasoline. Just don’t get arrested for talking shit on the internet while you’re there!
I was also there in 2012! I somehow managed to get poison ivy on my balls, terrible terrible time that was.
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I was also there in 2012! I somehow managed to get poison ivy on my balls, terrible terrible time that was.
You took Noel too literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou_O61ab5Z8&list=RDOu_O61ab5Z8&start_radio=1
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I was also there in 2012! I somehow managed to get poison ivy on my balls, terrible terrible time that was.
I think if that happened to me, I would for real die. Like, that's way worse than glyphosate residue.
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I was also there in 2012! I somehow managed to get poison ivy on my balls, terrible terrible time that was.
I am intrigued, yet repulsed, by whatever the story is
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I am intrigued, yet repulsed, by whatever the story is
I think I remember this story. He sat down somewhere, like on a rock? Idk. And there were the leaves of 3.
Fuck that man. I feel like if I get within 2 feet of the shit, I break out. Last time, I had to get on prednisone to get rid of it. Fuck poison ivy right in Tempo's ass is what I'm saying.
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I was also there in 2012! I somehow managed to get poison ivy on my balls, terrible terrible time that was.
Bro…
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Bro…
Oh man, you're showing your age.
It's bruh now...lol
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I think I remember this story. He sat down somewhere, like on a rock? Idk. And there were the leaves of 3.
Fuck that man. I feel like if I get within 2 feet of the shit, I break out. Last time, I had to get on prednisone to get rid of it. Fuck poison ivy right in Tempo's ass is what I'm saying.
Haha yep exactly, fuckin horrible two weeks after that, definitely got prednisone for that.
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Haha yep exactly, fuckin horrible two weeks after that, definitely got prednisone for that.
For some reason I don’t remember your story, but I probably did read it and in turn tell the story about how I had been clearing brush on the family farm and was getting poison ivy on both arms. This was late in high school, very late ‘90s. Didn’t realize I had it and hooked up with a girl at the Fairbury Fair and she got it all over her tits. Was tough for both of us keep that a secret. Also infinitely more enjoyable that what you went through. That girl had an incredible rack. Probably looks like stretched out tube socks these days. Sad!
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For some reason I don’t remember your story, but I probably did read it and in turn tell the story about how I had been clearing brush on the family farm and was getting poison ivy on both arms. This was late in high school, very late ‘90s. Didn’t realize I had it and hooked up with a girl at the Fairbury Fair and she got it all over her tits. Was tough for both of us keep that a secret. Also infinitely more enjoyable that what you went through. That girl had an incredible rack. Probably looks like stretched out tube socks these days. Sad!
ahahahaha awesome, I think I mentioned it on the old HQ
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For some reason I don’t remember your story, but I probably did read it and in turn tell the story about how I had been clearing brush on the family farm and was getting poison ivy on both arms. This was late in high school, very late ‘90s. Didn’t realize I had it and hooked up with a girl at the Fairbury Fair and she got it all over her tits. Was tough for both of us keep that a secret. Also infinitely more enjoyable that what you went through. That girl had an incredible rack. Probably looks like stretched out tube socks these days. Sad!
Fairbury. Lol, sweet Jesus. The Lincoln of the slightly further north. Only smaller. And more gross.
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Fairbury. Lol, sweet Jesus. The Lincoln of the slightly further north. Only smaller. And more gross.
Checks out that's where Custard went to look for trolls.
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I feel like Fairbury is nicer than Lincoln, given all the apostolics that try to keep it clean. Neither one of us were from there, we were both showing cattle there. County fairs were awesome for getting pussy back in the day, lost my virginity at the Iroquois County Fair in on a cot in a trailer. Good times.
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Lots of pigs and goats at county fairs, no?
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I feel like Fairbury is nicer than Lincoln, given all the apostolics that try to keep it clean. Neither one of us were from there, we were both showing cattle there. County fairs were awesome for getting pussy back in the day, lost my virginity at the Iroquois County Fair in on a cot in a trailer. Good times.
How did you get the goat to get on a cot with you?
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Lots of pigs and goats at county fairs, no?
I don't think Custard is muslim
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I don't think Custard is muslim
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