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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM

Title: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM: I'm going to be a grandpa!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ThePAMan on September 11, 2025, 02:06:41 PM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM
I'm going to be a grandpa!

Congrats. They naming the baby Reggie if a boy?
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:11:36 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on September 11, 2025, 02:06:41 PM
Congrats. They naming the baby Reggie if a boy?

She's gonna be a girl. At least, that's what she is going to identify as.

They haven't shared what the name might be. I was think Joann or Jo or Regina. But it's up to them.

If it was a boy, Reggie would have been the obvious choice. I would have steered them away from Wayne for sure. And definitely not Ernest. For fucks sake.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2025, 02:54:15 PM: Wow, congrats, you old fuck!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:55:19 PM: Quote from: Like a Woman on September 11, 2025, 02:54:15 PM
Wow, congrats, you old fuck!

Haha, Thanks, Tempo!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2025, 02:55:27 PM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:11:36 PM
She's gonna be a girl. At least, that's what she is going to identify as.

They haven't shared what the name might be. I was think Joann or Jo or Regina. But it's up to them.

If it was a boy, Reggie would have been the obvious choice. I would have steered them away from Wayne for sure. And definitely not Ernest. For fucks sake.

Ironically, I lost my virginity to a Regina. God’s honest truth.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2025, 02:56:13 PM: So I guess Regina is out…
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:56:13 PM: Quote from: Like a Woman on September 11, 2025, 02:55:27 PM
Ironically, I lost my virginity to a Regina. God’s guest truth.

Really. My virginity was lost to Dena. Lol
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Custard on September 11, 2025, 06:17:32 PM: Congrats Jobu, looking forward to when Regina joins HQ2!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Chickengeorge on September 12, 2025, 10:46:59 AM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM
I'm going to be a grandpa!

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Judge Judy on September 12, 2025, 11:17:48 AM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM
I'm going to be a grandpa!

Congrats! Be sure to teach them the correct pronouns!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 12, 2025, 11:21:55 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on September 12, 2025, 11:17:48 AM
Congrats! Be sure to teach them the correct pronouns!

Thanks!

My job is to spoil then send home. I'm not taking an active role in her pronoun usage.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 12, 2025, 11:52:20 AM: Quote from: Chickengeorge on September 12, 2025, 10:46:59 AM
Congratulations!

Thank you!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 12, 2025, 08:08:48 PM: Hell yeah brother
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: No one in Mn on September 13, 2025, 07:53:40 AM: Congrats Jobu. If G'Pa wants to give her a nickname, and he will, you can tell her about Reggie some day.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on September 13, 2025, 12:59:43 PM: Sad day when Reggie passed away.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 13, 2025, 02:52:05 PM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM
I'm going to be a grandpa!

Congrats! It's a lot of fun! One of my favorite things is when the grandchild acts out like their parent did at the same age. It makes me laugh out loud and prompts a "screw you Dad!" . Priceless.....
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: murphstahoe on September 14, 2025, 09:21:25 PM: Quote from: Jobu on September 11, 2025, 02:05:18 PM
I'm going to be a grandpa!

Guess your kid is getting some pussy?
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 15, 2025, 07:13:38 AM: Quote from: murphstahoe on September 14, 2025, 09:21:25 PM
Guess your kid is getting some pussy?

She got some dick, actually.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 15, 2025, 07:14:29 AM: Quote from: ridingthegrange on September 13, 2025, 02:52:05 PM
Congrats! It's a lot of fun! One of my favorite things is when the grandchild acts out like their parent did at the same age. It makes me laugh out loud and prompts a "screw you Dad!" . Priceless.....

My daughter didn't sleep through the night until she was almost 2 lol. I'm thinking there could be some revenge coming her way...
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on September 15, 2025, 07:15:17 AM: Quote from: No one in Mn on September 13, 2025, 07:53:40 AM
Congrats Jobu. If G'Pa wants to give her a nickname, and he will, you can tell her about Reggie some day.

She'll be a marvelous internet troll. I have zero doubt about this. She'll learn from one of the best.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 13, 2026, 03:09:18 PM: So, the grandbaby is close to being fully cooked and about here! Very exciting.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 13, 2026, 04:42:04 PM: Congrats!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 13, 2026, 04:44:19 PM: Quote from: Reacher on February 13, 2026, 04:42:04 PM
Congrats!

Thanks, Tempo. She's not here yet. Due the 23rd, but could be anytime.

Really excited to meet her.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ThePAMan on February 13, 2026, 04:46:12 PM: Since Tempo is now a big Jesus guy, maybe he can be a godfather or an honorary godfather.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 13, 2026, 04:47:18 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on February 13, 2026, 04:46:12 PM
Since Tempo is now a big Jesus guy, maybe he can be a godfather or an honorary godfather.

I mean, that's a lot to ask. Honorary godfather might be a possibility...

What do you think, Temp?
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 13, 2026, 05:01:46 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on February 13, 2026, 04:46:12 PM
Since Tempo is now a big Jesus guy, maybe he can be a godfather or an honorary godfather.

I view Jesus as the perfect role model, not as “savior.”
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 13, 2026, 05:02:13 PM: Quote from: Jobu on February 13, 2026, 04:47:18 PM
I mean, that's a lot to ask. Honorary godfather might be a possibility...

What do you think, Temp?

Give that honor to somone more worthy.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 13, 2026, 05:03:00 PM: Is there a name settled on yet? Hannah was always my favorite girls name.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 08:26:12 AM: She's here. Born yesterday. Mom and baby are doing well.

She's beautiful and perfect.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: No one in Mn on February 27, 2026, 08:53:58 AM: Congratulations to MsJobu, you and Lil MsJobu. 👏👏👏
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Chickengeorge on February 27, 2026, 08:57:51 AM: Congrats!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ridingthegrange on February 27, 2026, 09:08:56 AM: Congrats! Count your blessings!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 09:28:33 AM: Quote from: ridingthegrange on February 27, 2026, 09:08:56 AM
Congrats! Count your blessings!

Absolutely. Can't wait to spoil her ass rotten and get her trolling.

She'll be calling Custard a fatass in no time.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 09:28:48 AM: Quote from: Chickengeorge on February 27, 2026, 08:57:51 AM
Congrats!

Thanks!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 09:29:07 AM: Quote from: Somewhere in Mn on February 27, 2026, 08:53:58 AM
Congratulations to MsJobu, you and Lil MsJobu. 👏👏👏

Thank you
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 27, 2026, 09:34:04 AM: Congratulations!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 09:34:44 AM: Quote from: Custard on Vacation on February 27, 2026, 09:34:04 AM
Congratulations!

Thanks, Tempo
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Custard on February 27, 2026, 01:36:03 PM: Awesome! How’s grandpa?
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: illiniray on February 27, 2026, 01:49:17 PM: Congratulations.

We have 6. The youngest will start college next year.
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 02:08:03 PM: Quote from: Custard on February 27, 2026, 01:36:03 PM
Awesome! How’s grandpa?

Grandpa is tired. But good!
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 02:08:22 PM: Quote from: illiniray on February 27, 2026, 01:49:17 PM
Congratulations.

We have 6. The youngest will start college next year.

Thanks, nichi
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: ThePAMan on February 28, 2026, 01:44:26 AM: Tempo wants to see Grandpa in his Speedo ...
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Judge Judy on February 28, 2026, 02:22:48 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on February 28, 2026, 01:44:26 AM
Tempo wants to see Grandpa in his Speedo ...

Not that there’s anything wrong with him being gay…
Title: Re: Hey, mother fuckers. Jobu has some news to share
Post by: Reacher on February 28, 2026, 07:10:36 AM: Grandpa’s gay?