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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: bringbackself on August 25, 2025, 05:36:43 PM
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He did a signing over the weekend
Probably the most understated player on that runner up team
Guy played 6 seasons in nba.
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Did you have him sign your wife’s tits?
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I'm still waiting for him to burglarize my house.
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I'm still waiting for him to burglarize my house.
Not cool
Guy turned his life around
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Not cool
Guy turned his life around
I turned your mom around. Then I bent her over.
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Don't think Jasn saw that one coming, but he should have.
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Don't think Jasn saw that one coming, but he should have.
He's a corporate guy. Yes, he needs to be able to forecast these kind of unanticipated events.
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He's a corporate guy. Yes, he needs to be able to forecast these kind of unanticipated events.
Mom jokes are so 2003
Come up with new material
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Mom jokes are so 2003
Come up with new material
Mom jokes transcend generations
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Jasn is mad that I may or may not have fucked his mom.
Since he's from Lincoln, there's actually a fairly decent chance that I did.
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I might actually be Jasn's dad...
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I might actually be Jasn's dad...
Jasn certainly did not see that one coming.. Neither did his mom.
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Jasn certainly did not see that one coming.. Neither did his mom.
She’s still a little sore about the incident.
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She’s still a little sore about the incident.
I would think so.
To quote one of the greatest movies ever: "She aint gonna shit right for a week!"