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Title: Luther head was back in town
Post by: bringbackself on August 25, 2025, 05:36:43 PM: He did a signing over the weekend

Probably the most understated player on that runner up team

Guy played 6 seasons in nba.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Custard on August 26, 2025, 12:13:05 AM: Did you have him sign your wife’s tits?
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 07:54:38 AM: I'm still waiting for him to burglarize my house.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: bringbackself on August 26, 2025, 09:39:16 AM: Quote from: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 07:54:38 AM
I'm still waiting for him to burglarize my house.
Not cool

Guy turned his life around
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 11:16:09 AM: Quote from: bringbackself on August 26, 2025, 09:39:16 AM
Not cool

Guy turned his life around

I turned your mom around. Then I bent her over.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: ThePAMan on August 26, 2025, 12:29:44 PM: Don't think Jasn saw that one coming, but he should have.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 03:27:43 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on August 26, 2025, 12:29:44 PM
Don't think Jasn saw that one coming, but he should have.

He's a corporate guy. Yes, he needs to be able to forecast these kind of unanticipated events.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: bringbackself on August 26, 2025, 04:00:45 PM: Quote from: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 03:27:43 PM
He's a corporate guy. Yes, he needs to be able to forecast these kind of unanticipated events.

Mom jokes are so 2003

Come up with new material
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 04:21:53 PM: Quote from: bringbackself on August 26, 2025, 04:00:45 PM
Mom jokes are so 2003

Come up with new material

Mom jokes transcend generations
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 04:22:48 PM: Jasn is mad that I may or may not have fucked his mom.

Since he's from Lincoln, there's actually a fairly decent chance that I did.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 04:23:38 PM: I might actually be Jasn's dad...
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: ThePAMan on August 26, 2025, 11:43:55 PM: Quote from: Jobu on August 26, 2025, 04:23:38 PM
I might actually be Jasn's dad...

Jasn certainly did not see that one coming.. Neither did his mom.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Custard on August 27, 2025, 12:40:00 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on August 26, 2025, 11:43:55 PM
Jasn certainly did not see that one coming.. Neither did his mom.

She’s still a little sore about the incident.
Title: Re: Luther head was back in town
Post by: Jobu on August 27, 2025, 07:34:54 AM: Quote from: Custard on August 27, 2025, 12:40:00 AM
She’s still a little sore about the incident.

I would think so.

To quote one of the greatest movies ever: "She aint gonna shit right for a week!"