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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on June 09, 2025, 02:44:31 PM
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PAMan is right, everyone. If I had just deleted my Twitter account and stopped listening to The Score Trump and Musk would have never happened, and we’d have a HIGHLY COMPETENT and POPULAR Democrat in The White House.
I alone ruined two nearly flawless Democratic presidential campaigns with my endless and bottomless financial contributions to Trump and Musk, and for that I am deeply sorry.
Custard, Mn, Golf, Judy; you’re welcome, I guess.
PAMan, can you find it in your heart to forgive me for the damage I’ve done to this country? I come to you hat in hand (figuratively speaking) asking for forgiveness. Can you forgive me?
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No
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lol imagine getting so butthurt about a gentle jab
grow a spine snowflake
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No
Darn.
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lol imagine getting so butthurt about a gentle jab
grow a spine snowflake
(https://i.postimg.cc/QtPVNRwW/IMG-1875.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LYtmN0HH)
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You sure?
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I'm sure QAnon97 is sure. Because he is correct.
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I'm sure QAnon97 is sure. Because he is correct.
Correct? It’s not even clear what he’s saying.
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Correct? It’s not even clear what he’s saying.
That you don't understand what he is saying is verification that he is correct.
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Yeah, someone’s going to have to clarify it for me. “A gentle jab?” WTF does that mean?
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Yeah, someone’s going to have to clarify it for me. “A gentle jab?” WTF does that mean?
sorry not gonna spell it out for you since you're clearly retarded
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sorry not gonna spell it out for you since you're clearly retarded
It makes no sense.
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What is a “gentle jab?” Being aggressively harangued almost daily for MULTIPLE YEARS as a Trump and Musk supporter is a “gentle jab?” Simply for listening to a sports station and using the most used news site in the world?
If that’s your point, I’m not the one being “retarded.”
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I love this thread. Not as much as The Hoge Video, but close.
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Hahahahahahaha the mental gymnastics PAMan is capable of is impressive to say the least.
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Desperate for any good “gotchas” PAMan and a couple others cling to the Adam Hoge video as some sort of “Tempo own!”
He was born at Lincoln and Armitage! Do not doubt his credentials!
And also, ignore Brad Biggs’ and Mark “Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock” Carman’s post-season reports that some people inside the organization were not impressed with Caleb’s commitment level.
The NARRATIVE MUST PREVAIL! Do not believe your eyes and ears, trust the NARRATIVE!
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Adam Hoge “LOVES having a CELEBRITY QUARTERBACK!”
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Hahahahahahaha the mental gymnastics PAMan is capable of is impressive to say the least.
If you were capable of firing synapses, you would have understood QAnon97's point.
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If you were capable of firing synapses, you would have understood QAnon97's point.
Okerrr
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What is a “gentle jab?” Being aggressively harangued almost daily for MULTIPLE YEARS as a Trump and Musk supporter is a “gentle jab?” Simply for listening to a sports station and using the most used news site in the world?
If that’s your point, I’m not the one being “retarded.”
Ah there goes the martyr complex right on schedule
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Ah there goes the martyr complex right on schedule
Hahahahahahahaha the dumbest fucking comment you’ve made in some time. And that’s saying a lot. I’ve literally been harangued about this multiple times per week for years. Do you think I’m lying?
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Hahahahahahahaha the dumbest fucking comment you’ve made in some time. And that’s saying a lot. I’ve literally been harangued about this multiple times per week for years. Do you think I’m lying?
I'm supposed to feel bad for you right?
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I'm supposed to feel bad for you right?
No. But at least acknowledge the obvious.
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You’re entirely free to be indifferent while being objective
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Like I said, right up there with The Hoge Video
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Like I said, right up there with The Hoge Video
#fliailing
Your ability to ignore facts when they don’t fit your narrative is incredibly impressive
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Classic Tempoing!
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I was born at Lincoln and Armitage! Don’t question my bona fides!
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No. But at least acknowledge the obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls
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LMAO
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When it comes to pussies, I don't think I've met a bigger one than Tempo. And that's saying a lot.
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LOL
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John Kruk does not subscribe to Tempo's newsletters.
https://awfulannouncing.com/nba/john-kruk-boycotting-philadelphia-76ers.html
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I know you’ll never comprehend this, but I’m not against boycotts. Your boycotts are not required to be my boycotts.
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I know you’ll never comprehend this, but I’m not against boycotts. Your boycotts are not required to be my boycotts.
What are you boycotting? Backing politicians who can actually win national elections?
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What are you boycotting? Backing politicians who can actually win national elections?
Frauds, usually. I voted for Biden and Harris BTW. But I didn’t enjoy it greatly.
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Frauds, usually. I voted for Biden and Harris BTW. But I didn’t enjoy it greatly.
I'm sorry to hear that but your emotions don't affect how your vote gets counted.
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I'm sorry to hear that but your emotions don't affect how your vote gets counted.
I know I should not have snickered, but alas, I did.
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Sometimes (oftentimes) you guys try a little too hard. I wasn’t looking for your opinion. I did what I did, and I’d do it again. If left only with a not great choice or a terrible choice, I’ll take the not great choice every time.
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Thanks for coming clean, Tempo. We trust you’ll suck less going forward!
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Four more years! Four more years!
https://x.com/endwokeness/status/1935698542934282598?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
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Four more years! Four more years!
https://x.com/endwokeness/status/1935698542934282598?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
About a 70% chance he was shitting himself here. We’ve all seen that look on toddlers.
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About a 70% chance he was shitting himself here. We’ve all seen that look on toddlers.
PAMan: “Four more years! Four more years!”
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Tempo loves the McDonald's!
https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-june-boycott-what-know-2087469
Nationwide McDonald's Boycott Planned for June 24: What To Know
The boycotts are being led by The People's Union USA, described on its website as "a grassroots movement focused on economic resistance, corporate accountability, and real justice for the working class."
Since February, the group has orchestrated boycotts of Amazon, Walmart and Target, as well as periodic "economic blackouts," during which it says Americans should "avoid shopping, streaming, online orders, fast food, and everything in between," and rely exclusively on small, local businesses.
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Tempo loves the McDonald's!
https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-june-boycott-what-know-2087469
Nationwide McDonald's Boycott Planned for June 24: What To Know
The boycotts are being led by The People's Union USA, described on its website as "a grassroots movement focused on economic resistance, corporate accountability, and real justice for the working class."
Since February, the group has orchestrated boycotts of Amazon, Walmart and Target, as well as periodic "economic blackouts," during which it says Americans should "avoid shopping, streaming, online orders, fast food, and everything in between," and rely exclusively on small, local businesses.
Looks like I need to put on my calendar to go to McDonald's on the 24th for breakfast and lunch.
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That’s my birthday!
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That’s my birthday!
Don't tell me your party is at McDonald's!
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Don't tell me your party is at McDonald's!
It might be. I have enough points for a free McChicken on the app.
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It might be. I have enough points for a free McChicken on the app.
Don't let Ronald or any of those characters touch you in private places while at the party.
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Don't let Ronald or any of those characters touch you in private places while at the party.
What if I like it?
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What if I like it?
Think of the other children at the party.
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So The PAThey is up early to do yard maintenance before it gets too hot. No Mow May turned into Weed Wacker June. I finish the back and do the front. My legs are covered with grass/weed remains. The grass is not high enough to mow, but there are those single tall blades that are 12 inches high so I am just using the weed wacker to "mow" the front. Some chick comes up while I am using the electric weed wacker on the causeway. She points to the car parked right in front of my house. I politely stop what I am doing so she can pass, get in her SUV and drive away.
She opens the passenger door to put stuff and and goes, "Do you have a blower so I can blow stuff off my car?" I look, don't see anything on her car, but say, "Sorry, I do not."
She responds, "Are you?"
At this point, my mind is developing numerous options for a response like in The Terminator when the old guy knocks on Arnold's door to bitch about something and he picks "Fuck you, asshole" from the 4 options presented on his internal screen.
Instead of "Sorry you are not successful enough to buy a house with a garage where you can park your car in instead of parking on the street"; "There are plenty of other spots to park on the neighborhood": "Fuck you cunt"; as she had a Baptist church license plate holder ''What would Jesus do, ma'am?"; I instead chose, "Yes, I am."
She replied, "Ok, then." And took off.
I can't wait for it to snow as I am going to pack all the shoveled snow around her fucking car....Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
I am asking, WWTD (what would Tempo do) in this situation, since he has been citing Jesus quite a bit lately.
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He would go over to her house and wash her feet.
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That should settle this one. 🤣🤣
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He would go over to her house and wash her feet.
You are referring to yourself in the third person now?
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You are referring to yourself in the third person now?
Do not understand. You asked me what Jesus would do.
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Do not understand. You asked me what Jesus would do.
No, I asked WWTD? What Would Tempo Do?
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No, I asked WWTD? What Would Tempo Do?
I’d go wash her feet.
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I’d go wash her feet.
LOL
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So The PAThey is up early to do yard maintenance before it gets too hot. No Mow May turned into Weed Wacker June. I finish the back and do the front. My legs are covered with grass/weed remains. The grass is not high enough to mow, but there are those single tall blades that are 12 inches high so I am just using the weed wacker to "mow" the front. Some chick comes up while I am using the electric weed wacker on the causeway. She points to the car parked right in front of my house. I politely stop what I am doing so she can pass, get in her SUV and drive away.
She opens the passenger door to put stuff and and goes, "Do you have a blower so I can blow stuff off my car?" I look, don't see anything on her car, but say, "Sorry, I do not."
She responds, "Are you?"
At this point, my mind is developing numerous options for a response like in The Terminator when the old guy knocks on Arnold's door to bitch about something and he picks "Fuck you, asshole" from the 4 options presented on his internal screen.
Instead of "Sorry you are not successful enough to buy a house with a garage where you can park your car in instead of parking on the street"; "There are plenty of other spots to park on the neighborhood": "Fuck you cunt"; as she had a Baptist church license plate holder ''What would Jesus do, ma'am?"; I instead chose, "Yes, I am."
She replied, "Ok, then." And took off.
I can't wait for it to snow as I am going to pack all the shoveled snow around her fucking car....Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
I am asking, WWTD (what would Tempo do) in this situation, since he has been citing Jesus quite a bit lately.
This is the kind of content that keeps me coming back day after day
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Instead of "Sorry you are not successful enough to buy a house with a garage where you can park your car in instead of parking on the street";
Your neighborhood allows homes built without garages?
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Your neighborhood allows homes built without garages?
There are a few apartment buildings, 2 flats, 4 flats. There are homes that are over 100 years old with parking in back, but no garages.
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Your neighborhood allows homes built without garages?
Have you never been to Berwyn/Cicero?
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She's parked in front of the neighbor's house this AM Her license plate? "SALVATN" or something like that.
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She's parked in front of the neighbor's house this AM Her license plate? "SALVATN" or something like that.
She's probably a very nice person who got her SUV splattered with grass clippings. Is she hot ?
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She's probably a very nice person who got her SUV splattered with grass clippings. Is she hot ?
She did not get her car splattered with grass clippings, what grass there is isn't growing under the tree except for those stray blades that are 9 inches tall (ergo the use of the weed wacker in lieu of the old school spinning blades push mower) and no, she isn't hot.
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She was probably hot yesterday, it was 95 and felt like an oven outside.
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She did not get her car splattered with grass clippings, what grass there is isn't growing under the tree except for those stray blades that are 9 inches tall (ergo the use of the weed wacker in lieu of the old school spinning blades push mower) and no, she isn't hot.
She wanted the blower for stuff that wasn't on her SUV ?
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She wanted the blower for stuff that wasn't on her SUV ?
Maybe she just wanted the D?
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She wanted the blower for stuff that wasn't on her SUV ?
Maybe for the bird droppings from parking under a tree? I didn't see anything on her car.
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Maybe she just wanted the D?
She wasn't getting it from me, but I'll ask her if there is a next time.
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Here you go Tempo! You won't be able to eat out or shop!
List of Companies Being Boycotted in July - Newsweek https://share.google/bO2F9ebftcl0HcDx1
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I don’t shop ar Home Depot or Starbucks. Might have to cancel the golf training aid I ordered from Amazon (for my kid) yesterday. It took like 20 years for Bezos to start getting my money, though.
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Itasca, Illinois fireworks show canceled for 2025 – NBC Chicago https://share.google/cYjCzEw8I4omVfssV
Sorry, Tempo.
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Old news.
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They are doing a lot of work upgrading the park by the train station. Fireworks probably not in the budget. About 9:00pm on July 4th my quiet little street looks like the Chicago lakefront.