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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Jobu on October 02, 2024, 03:26:52 PM

Title: I retracted it
Post by: Jobu on October 02, 2024, 03:26:52 PM
This thread is for things that you retract. No apology necessary, just retract shit that you were a dick about.
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Jobu on October 02, 2024, 03:28:11 PM
So, one time I called an ex a horrible bitch. I retract that. She's not horrible. She's a bitch, but not necessarily horrible. So I retract the horrible part.
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2024, 04:58:57 PM
*redacted*
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 02, 2024, 08:31:07 PM
Are you running for office, Jobu?
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2024, 08:32:50 PM
Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 02, 2024, 08:31:07 PM
Are you running for office, Jobu?

🤣
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: ThePAMan on October 02, 2024, 08:33:08 PM
Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 02, 2024, 08:31:07 PM
Are you running for office, Jobu?

Ever since he won the HQ2 Tempo AOTC Award he's been out of control
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2024, 08:33:49 PM
Hurricane Jobu!
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: ThePAMan on October 02, 2024, 08:39:01 PM
Quote from: Custard on October 02, 2024, 08:33:49 PM
Hurricane Jobu!

No one wants the task of cleaning up after Hurricane Jobu.
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2024, 08:43:46 PM
“All that was left were 24 empty bud light cans, some remnants of spark mandrill, and a surprising amount of semen”
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Jobu on October 03, 2024, 06:55:06 AM
Quote from: Custard on October 02, 2024, 08:43:46 PM
“All that was left were 24 empty bud light cans, some remnants of spark mandrill, and a surprising amount of semen”

24? That sounds like breakfast, lol.

Wouldn't it be amazing if there was a hurricane named Jobu that destroyed Cuba?
Title: Re: I retracted it
Post by: Custard on October 03, 2024, 09:37:17 AM
Quote from: Jobu on October 03, 2024, 06:55:06 AM
24? That sounds like breakfast, lol.

Wouldn't it be amazing if there was a hurricane named Jobu that destroyed Cuba?

Not if the refugees are forced to come to Ohio and start eating pets.