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Title: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 04:29:20 PM

So, there's a place by where I live, and the food is super good. I get the french onion soup to start, then a tenderloin and seasoned french fries.

It's all amazing. Problem is, after I eat it, I shit and can't stop shitting. Like for a solid day. But it tastes so good.

Anyone else have that kind of experience?

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 04:30:24 PM

I wish there was something I could do about it, because the food is amazing. It just fucking attacks my stomach like nothing else...

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Reacher on September 25, 2024, 04:46:29 PM

Rarely eat either, but Taco Bell and White Castle. Both are great drunk food. Can count the number of times I’ve been drunk in the last year and a half on one hand, though,

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Reacher on September 25, 2024, 04:46:45 PM

Maybe 3 fingers.

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 04:52:42 PM

With Taco Bell, I fully expect it, yet it doesn't affect me much. And, we don't have White Castle down here, which kinda sucks, but is actually better for my health.

There's just something about this place, locally owned, delicious food, just makes me shit like there's no tomorrow. The place is clean, so it's not like I'm worried about that kind of thing, and the food is always hot and prepared properly.

Don't know. Just hits the ol poop button. For an entire day.

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 25, 2024, 05:01:44 PM

there's this one brewery i used to go to that would give me the shits, sucks man since it is pretty affordable beer with a nice atmosphere there

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 05:04:34 PM

Quote from: ILLove1997 on September 25, 2024, 05:01:44 PM

there's this one brewery i used to go to that would give me the shits, sucks man since it is pretty affordable beer with a nice atmosphere there

Right. It's one of those things where you love it, but you know you're gonna pay later. It sucks.

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Custard on September 25, 2024, 11:20:18 PM

This tip will change your life:

Go on Amazon and order a bag of psyllium husk fiber for $10 delivered. Put three heaping tablespoons in a glass of water and chug it right before or after eating a meal that tends to tear you up.

You’re welcome.

Title: Re: What food gives you the shits, but you eat it anyway?
Post by: Jobu on September 26, 2024, 07:17:49 AM

Quote from: Custard on September 25, 2024, 11:20:18 PM

This tip will change your life:

Go on Amazon and order a bag of psyllium husk fiber for $10 delivered. Put three heaping tablespoons in a glass of water and chug it right before or after eating a meal that tends to tear you up.

You’re welcome.

Hmmm. Interesting.