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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:29:08 PM

Title: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:29:08 PM
Not all that long ago proudly boasted (several times) about he wanted to fuck another HQ member’s wet pussy (Sidra). Is there an apology forthcoming? Clearly this is abhorrent behavior. Other than that, he’s clearly always been a model of social decorum. Would hate to see this one incident stain his perfect history.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:34:20 PM
Oh no. Someone is melting down again. Tragic.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:35:18 PM
Honestly, I think Sidra and I would get along quite well.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:37:31 PM
Oh, and let me know when I have a large platform and need to watch what I say. I mean, HQ2 isn’t reallly that lol.

You love your guy no matter what. We get it. He could have murdered a fucking puppy on video and you would say, well, he’s matured. Some of us grow up.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:40:23 PM
So you can be as disrespectful as you want as long as not that many people see it. Kewl…
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:42:39 PM
So you can be as disrespectful as you want as long as not that many people see it. Kewl…

Sure. I can do whatever I want. And I'll own it.

White knighting for Sidra. That's interesting. Where was the white knight when Bernstein was saying crazy shit about sideline reporters and his wife was being a racist pig?
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:43:08 PM
Oh wait. At the time, you probably thought it was funny.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:44:20 PM
A sophomoric comment like “boobs” isn’t as bad as what you did. And I never thought the boobs comment was particularly funny. But not really worth being fired over, either.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:45:42 PM
Oh wait. At the time, you probably thought it was funny.

I thought what was funny? Chances are, I didn’t think any of it was particularly funny.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 12:46:52 PM
You have this incessant need to demonize me and it’s really weird. Again, I’ve tried being nice to you. It doesn’t work.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:47:29 PM
A sophomoric comment like “boobs” isn’t as bad as what you did. And I never thought the boobs comment was particularly funny. But not really worth being fired over, either.

Actually, it is worth being fired over. If he said it now, he would be gone.

As far as my comments, well, yeah I made them. On here. The only person that gives a fuck about it is you. I don't care if I offended you with it. Sorry. Not equal to what Bernstein has done, with his platform.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:48:39 PM
You have this incessant need to demonize me and it’s really weird. Again, I’ve tried being nice to you. It doesn’t work.

No I don't. I just question your allegiance to a racist and misogynist. It rings hollow to me. Bernstein can do nothing wrong. It's really weird.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 12:50:58 PM
I thought what was funny? Chances are, I didn’t think any of it was particularly funny.

You probably thought Boers and Bernstein was hilarious. See, they would try to identify the dumbest possible callers, get them on and make fun of them. Hell, they got a lot of mileage on the death of Dale Earnhardt, and making fun of hillbillies. That was hilarious. I'm sure you were actively laughing at the death of someone, and the callers that followed. A lot of people were.

Yeah, just admit it. You loved that shit. You didn't cringe one fucking time.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:02:34 PM
Yes. Times have changed. There are things I’ve said (everyone said) in a place of work 30, 20, even 10 years ago that would absolutely get you fired today.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:05:30 PM


Yeah, just admit it. You loved that shit. You didn't cringe one fucking time.

See, this is why you’re an asshole. You insist you know my thoughts when you absolutely do not know my thoughts. If you say something, I am generally going to take your word for it. I’m not conducting some big coverup here, dickface. Half of those comments I never heard, the other ones I didn’t really find amusing.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:06:06 PM
Yes. And if I had done that, on Twitter, I’d probably go back and take it down
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:07:25 PM
You probably thought Boers and Bernstein was hilarious. See, they would try to identify the dumbest possible callers, get them on and make fun of them. Hell, they got a lot of mileage on the death of Dale Earnhardt, and making fun of hillbillies. That was hilarious. I'm sure you were actively laughing at the death of someone, and the callers that followed. A lot of people were.

Yeah, just admit it. You loved that shit. You didn't cringe one fucking time.

I thought they were way too heavy on the penis jokes. You know who I did find funny back in the day? Mike North. A lot of that would make me cringe, now though.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:07:56 PM
Yes. And if I had done that, on Twitter, I’d probably go back and take it down

But only if a lot of people saw it.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:08:13 PM
See, this is why you’re an asshole. You insist you know my thoughts when you absolutely do not know my thoughts. If you say something, I am generally going to take your word for it. I’m not conducting some big coverup here, dickface. Half of those comments I never heard, the other ones I didn’t really find amusing.

Asshole. Dickface. lol, you really aren’t worth talking to. See, those words make the rest meaningless to me.

Find a way to communicate without insulting me, then we can talk.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:08:31 PM
Because character doesn’t matter, only the size of your audience.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:09:10 PM
But only if a lot of people saw it.

If I was in the public eye, yes, I would try to manage my social media and my image. Absolutely.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:09:31 PM
Asshole. Dickface. lol, you really aren’t worth talking to. See, those words make the rest meaningless to me.

Find a way to communicate without insulting me, then we can talk.

You insult me constantly. I just prefer to call you names rather than make shit up.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:09:52 PM
Because character doesn’t matter, only the size of your audience.

What is Bernstein’s character like, seeing what he has posted?
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:10:24 PM
If I was in the public eye, yes, I would try to manage my social media and my image. Absolutely.

Because image matters, not character. That’s legit thought process, there.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:10:30 PM
You insult me constantly. I just prefer to call you names rather than make shit up.

Haha; ok.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:11:32 PM
What is Bernstein’s character like, seeing what he has posted?

According to most who know him? Seemingly good. Even Spiegel who hated him at one time seems to borderline adore Bernstein now.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:12:11 PM
Because image matters, not character. That’s legit thought process, there.

Sure. I’m pretty good with my character. I said what I said to Sidra. It was funny. I actually laid it on thick because I wanted it to be obvious it was all a joke.

Dans racist shit and other shit wasn’t jokes.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:12:37 PM
Haha; ok.

You make shit up (assassinating my character) and tell me what I’m “really thinking,” and I call you dickface. That’s how this works.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:13:46 PM
Sure. I’m pretty good with my character. I said what I said to Sidra. It was funny. I actually laid it on thick because I wanted it to be obvious it was all a joke.

Dans racist shit and other shit wasn’t jokes.

It wasn’t funny. It was gross and disrespectful.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:13:57 PM
According to most who know him? Seemingly good. Even Spiegel who hated him at one time seems to borderline adore Bernstein now.

Sure. It’s nice that you’re inside these guy’s heads lol.

Jesus. Can’t believe you’re defending  this fucking guy. I don’t get it.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:14:30 PM
It wasn’t funny. It was gross and disrespectful.

Whatever. Cry about it, you little bitch.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:15:42 PM
You make shit up (assassinating my character) and tell me what I’m “really thinking,” and I call you dickface. That’s how this works.

Assassinating your character? What have I ever said about you that is false?
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:16:25 PM
But then you’re the same guy who says he’s ultra-sensitive to images of the abuse of women yet proudly have a bound, gagged, and kidnapped Hooter’s waitress in your avatar. I’m sure your weird pretzel logic reconciles all of this.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:17:25 PM
Assassinating your character? What have I ever said about you that is false?

A lot. You did it five minutes ago. Bye. Have a nice afternoon wasting time on the Internet arguing stupid shit at your very important job.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:18:36 PM
A lot. You did it five minutes ago. Bye. Have a nice afternoon wasting time on the Internet arguing stupid shit at your very important job.

Take care. Don't forget Pedro needs you to take him through the McDonald's drive thru before he goes home from work.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:22:01 PM
Tired of getting sucked into these ridiculous ass fights with your ultra-petty ass. From now on I’m going to try to ignore you when you’re like this.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 01:24:11 PM
And Jill could use a ride to the grocery store. Up to you if you want to wait. She needs tampons and a rotisserie chicken for dinner. Shouldn't take long.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 01:25:13 PM
No, that shouldn’t take long at all.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: ThePAMan on September 11, 2024, 02:30:14 PM
I fail to see how Jobu can be classified as being hypocritical here, like Dan Bernstein has been. Yes, I was way AOTC on that issue.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: murphstahoe on September 11, 2024, 02:53:29 PM
TEXT Stop to end.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 02:59:44 PM
TEXT Stop to end.

Now that is funny.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 03:02:11 PM
Not surprising ThePAMan is throating Jobu here. Bernstein is perhaps his single-greatest bogeyman. Rivaled only by Trump. I’m sure he sees the two as indistinguishable.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 03:17:55 PM
Whitlock
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 03:41:17 PM
Whitlock

Ahhhh, yes. The Great Ernest Wayne. Second in evilness only to the Master Overlord, Dan Bernstein.
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Custard on September 11, 2024, 03:43:33 PM
Master Overlord, Dan Bernstein.

The Deerfield Demon himself!
Title: Re: St. Jobu the Innocent
Post by: Reacher on September 11, 2024, 03:54:21 PM
The Deerfield Demon himself!

In Hell he’s known as Deer Master Overlord Bernstein.