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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Jobu on April 19, 2024, 01:02:56 PM
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JFC. Where in the fuck did I call for the “destruction of Israel?” What kind of fucking retard are you?
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So, there. I fully expect your ire. But it's Tempo, so your outrage is selective.
Go fuck yourself.
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Oh, and Spark has said on here that he's pretty sure that I'm a "decent guy."
Well, aside from offending a few people on a message board and hurting Spark's feelings, let's see what kind of guy I am.
I served my country for 6 years in the United States Air Force. I haven't talked much about it, but I did.
I raised two outstanding children. They are adults now. That is my proudest achievement.
I have raised over 10000 dollars for cancer research. Specifically breast cancer research. My wife is a survivor. I'm always looking to raise more, so if anyone has money burning a hole in their pocket, shoot me a PM.
I am a volunteer firefighter and EMT. As I am aging, it doesn't take up as much of my time, but it has been time consuming. I love helping people in my community.
I have been a great role model for people that I work with. I have shown them how to do a great job for our company, as well as keep a work life balance. That is very important. In my opinion.
I'm not trying to say I'm better or worse than anyone else here. Others sure as fuck have. They have tried to make me look bad because I fucked around on a message board. Even after I apologized for doing a bit. Well, if you want to think badly about me, go right the fuck ahead. But I know what I have accomplished in life, and I'm proud of it. And I'm sure others on here have also done great things. I'm no better or worse than anyone else on here.
So, if anyone still wants to judge, go fuck yourself. I'm comfortable in my own skin.
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Jobu, you sound like a great American in addition to being a quality, completely unhinged HQ2 poster (like many of us here).
Thank you for your service! To America and HQ2!
Fuck that Tyler guy at the New Gazette who always banned a veteran such as yourself.
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Jobu, you sound like a great American in addition to being a quality, completely unhinged HQ2 poster (like many of us here).
Thank you for your service! To America and HQ2!
Fuck that Tyler guy at the New Gazette who always banned a veteran such as yourself.
Haha, Tyler fucking Jackson. Great moron of the East Central.
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Someone is off his meds.
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But the whole thing didn’t bother him…
Didn’t use quotes because I didn’t want to misquote.
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So, there. I fully expect your ire. But it's Tempo, so your outrage is selective.
Go fuck yourself.
Have you read the football forum lately (I know you have). Spark and I have been less than cordial lately.
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Someone is off his meds.
I'm on heart medication and medication for gout. That's it.
You're the one calling people retards. Not me. Don't try to deflect.
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Have you read the football forum lately (I know you have). Spark and I have been less than cordial lately.
Yet he doesn't seem to care about your use of the word retard. So there's that.
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Tempo doesn’t like the word “retard”. Lol
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Tempo: You fucking retard!
Also Tempo: I don’t like that word. I regret using it. Even though I typed it and sent it.
Also Tempo: Jobu is off his meds.
See the issues here??
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I hate when the board military veterans go at it. It only helps our enemies.
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Eh. It’s not a fight. I just need to take some Tylenol for a headache. You know, since I’m off my meds. And Tempo is an expert on such things.
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LMAO
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I have Jobu so deeply mind-fucked that he has to start a thread making SURE that Spark knows I used the R word. Even though he’s not bothered by it. And “it’s just a message board, why take shit so seriously.”
The funniest part is, I never intended to mind-fuck Jobu the way I have. It just happened organically.
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Haha well done. The Uber driver mind fucked me. Wow
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Maybe you should be out taking Peggy to the store.
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Tempo has me bothered. lol that’s amazing.
If it makes you feel better to think that, have at it. Just don’t forget to pick up Jeff to go to the Culver’s. You might get a 1 dollar tip on top of the 3 dollar fare.
lol what a dipshit.
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Face it, you are obsessed with me. You and I haven’t really interacted much in months, and now this. TO MAKE SURE SPARK AND EVERYONE ELSE KNEW I used the R word. You are one bizarre fucking dude. With a weird ass vendetta.
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Tempo has me bothered. lol that’s amazing.
If it makes you feel better to think that, have at it. Just don’t forget to pick up Jeff to go to the Culver’s. You might get a 1 dollar tip on top of the 3 dollar fare.
lol what a dipshit.
You’ve literally cried and moaned about me using the R word for two days, said you weren’t bothered by it; then made a thread to MAKE SURE I got called out on it. You’re a fucking weirdo.
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And a fucking douche of the highest order.
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You literally chastised me for buying a small coffee and a donut at Dunkin. Just fucking bizarre.
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Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock
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You literally chastised me for buying a small coffee and a donut at Dunkin. Just fucking bizarre.
That bothered you? lol wow you really are a pussy.
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Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock
About as lame as I expected. You are nothing if not predictable.
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You bitched about paying 5 dollars for a donut and coffee. I said you were stupid for doing so.
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That bothered you? lol wow you really are a pussy.
Bothered me? No. Just thought it was odd. Maybe I could go start a thread about it since it didn’t bother me. Why take shit so seriously, it’s just a message board amirite?
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About as lame as I expected. You are nothing if not predictable.
You got called out because you’re a douche lol. Sorry. Not my fault. I’m gonna bring it up often.
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Bothered me? No. Just thought it was odd. Maybe I could go start a thread about it since it didn’t bother me. Why take shit so seriously, it’s just a message board amirite?
Yeah. It is. Hey if you want to spend 5 dollars of you hard earned Uber money on a bad donut and old coffe go ahead. Lol
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It was a general comment on inflation. I wouldn’t have went there if I didn’t have time to kill, while waiting on my mechanic to perform a transmission flush; which you also chastised me for having a mechanic.
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Yeah, I remember lol.
Transmission flush? You know that isn’t really necessary, right? Unless you’re driving a car that was made prior to 1990.
Anyway, whatever. Not a big deal to me really.
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You’re right Tempo. About everything. Congratulations. I wish I could survive on Uber money. You’re the one winning not me.
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I’m going to eat dinner with my wife, who I just got done having sex with. Might even do it again later, or first thing in the morning. We’ll see.
Try not to get mad and call someone a fucking retard. K? Although if you do, rest assured. Your buddy Spark won’t say shit about it.
Now, if Judy or Jobu utters that word…
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I’m done here for the evening. Have a good one fellas.
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Thank God.
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Yeah, I remember lol.
Transmission flush? You know that isn’t really necessary, right? Unless you’re driving a car that was made prior to 1990.
Anyway, whatever. Not a big deal to me really.
I’m pretty sure this is opinion, and not fact. And it’s not a big deal to you, but you keep commenting on my auto maintenance routine.
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Technically, it was a change, and not a flush, if that alleviates any concern for you
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Ok. This is eating into the time Tempo can have his kid post his review of the Orange Chicken that Tempo brought home for dinner last night. (Even though we have argued the past few days, and, yes, he did call me the "r" word, we were (civilly) texting about various items yesterday including his picking up Orange Chicken for his kid and whether General Tso's Chicken should have broccoli in it). Now, dammit, I want the kid's Orange Chicken review. Everyone here knows I like a good Orange Chicken.
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Technically, it was a change, and not a flush, if that alleviates any concern for you
Nah. No concerns. If you want to pay a guy to change your tranny fluid, have at it. Congrats to your mechanic.
Maybe it's a good idea to have it done. I just never have. Never had a single transmission problem in any car I have owned. *shrugs*
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Tempo = Jasn is a match
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We need to wrap this up, time for me to drive Peggy to the Piggly Wiggly.
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Tempo = Jasn is a match
What does that even mean?
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Never had a single transmission problem in any car I have owned. *shrugs*
Wish I could say the same.
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Ok. This is eating into the time Tempo can have his kid post his review of the Orange Chicken that Tempo brought home for dinner last night. (Even though we have argued the past few days, and, yes, he did call me the "r" word, we were (civilly) texting about various items yesterday including his picking up Orange Chicken for his kid and whether General Tso's Chicken should have broccoli in it). Now, dammit, I want the kid's Orange Chicken review. Everyone here knows I like a good Orange Chicken.
It had to be HIS review? Did not realize this. He did give me the thumbs up sign when I asked him how it was. Is that a reasonable review?
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Personally, I think the thumbs up is sufficient. An excellent review even.
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I love the early offseason.
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Quite frankly, couldn’t tell a big difference between the Tso’s and the orange. Orange might have been slightly sweeter, but not super noticeable. Came with different veggies. Orange had pineapple and green pepper. Tso’s had broccoli, which is what I’ve always gotten with Tso’s.
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FTR I just downed two sliced turkey sandwiches on nutty oat bread, mayo, roma tomato, romaine lettuce and pepper jack if anyone cares. Pretty satisfying.
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It had to be HIS review? Did not realize this. He did give me the thumbs up sign when I asked him how it was. Is that a reasonable review?
I thought we might get some details on the chicken to breading ratio, vegetables, spiciness of the sauce, etc.
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I thought we might get some details on the chicken to breading ratio, vegetables, spiciness of the sauce, etc.
¡Muy fantastico!
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Quite frankly, couldn’t tell a big difference between the Tso’s and the orange. Orange might have been slightly sweeter, but not super noticeable. Came with different veggies. Orange had pineapple and green pepper. Tso’s had broccoli, which is what I’ve always gotten with Tso’s.
Pineapple, huh.
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What is the name of this Chinese place?
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No egg roll review?
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Not overly breaded. Sauce was perfect blend of spicy/sweet. Pineapple was delicious. Broccoli slightly undercooked, which I like.
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No egg roll review?
Got two small egg drop soups (soup special) instead.
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Got two small egg drop soups (soup special) instead.
WTF? No egg rolls?
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Sometimes I stop by and grab a couple of hot and sour soups when they are on special (Tuesdays and Fridays).
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WTF? No egg rolls?
Wasn’t hungry enough to order them, and I’m 99% sure my kid wouldn’t eat them.
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Sometimes I stop by and grab a couple of hot and sour soups when they are on special (Tuesdays and Fridays).
Yesterday was Thursday
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Yesterday was Thursday
Right, which is why I ordered egg drop instead.
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Right, which is why I ordered egg drop instead.
What day are egg rolls the special?
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What day are egg rolls the special?
Never, I believe. The soup special changes from egg drop, hot and sour and miso. They each get two days of the week.
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Never, I believe. The soup special changes from egg drop, hot and sour and miso. They each get two days of the week.
What is the special for the 7th day?
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What is the special for the 7th day?
Not sure they have one. I’d have to look.
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Sunday is fuck you, you’re paying full price day.
(https://i.postimg.cc/bYKWs2d7/IMG-7216.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8smtYcR4)
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Sunday is fuck you, you’re paying full price day.
(https://i.postimg.cc/bYKWs2d7/IMG-7216.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8smtYcR4)
How much is the Orange Chicken? Do they have 2 sizes?
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Sunday is fuck you, you’re paying full price day.
(https://i.postimg.cc/bYKWs2d7/IMG-7216.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8smtYcR4)
On the 7th day Shangdi rested?
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How much is the Orange Chicken? Do they have 2 sizes?
Not sure
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Not sure
You just bought some. How do you not know?
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You just bought some. How do you not know?
😂 you can’t make this shit up! 😂 🤣
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When you’re a high roller like Tempo, you don’t care about what shit costs.
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You just bought some. How do you not know?
I paid for everything as a whole, not individually. Must have been in the 10-12$ range.
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I ordered the two chicken dishes and two egg drop soups. Came out to about $28. The soups were .99 each. So ballpark it. I didn’t ask for individual prices when I called it in. When you’re a high roller, you don’t ask for the price on the orange chicken.
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I ordered a “small orange chicken,” since my kid is 9. Whether or not there are two sizes can’t say for sure. There’s a language barrier and we’ve definitely had orders screwed up there for sure. A few weeks ago he gave me a free dish for a screwup. Most items are $10-13 I’d say. Sorry I didn’t consult the receipt.
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What is the name of this Chinese place?
Yu Not No Asian Restaurant.
I think it's on Irving Park.
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What is the name of this Chinese place?
Moretti’s.
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Pretty amused that in the last 48 hours I’ve had my balls busted for: buying a small coffee and a donut, having a mechanic; and not knowing the exact price on orange chicken. Only at HQ2.
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It’s a rough world out here, bro!
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Moretti’s.
LOL
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It’s called China Bowl.
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What is the name of this Chinese place?
https://i.etsystatic.com/45770876/r/il/eb1dec/5177337834/il_794xN.5177337834_f2ix.jpg
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Well guys, I put it out to Spark to respond, and he has in fact been on the board since I posted the topic. He doesn't apparently feel the need to respond which, to me, means that he is an absolute fucking fraud. His strong feelings about words are bullshit.
So, given all that, this topic is going to be locked. And every time Spark posts, I'm going to respond to him by calling him a retard and a fag. Since he doesn't feel the need to address Tempo's use of offensive words, I will no longer have any issues with using offensive words of my own.
Fuck you Spark, you fucking retard.