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Title: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on November 01, 2020, 11:10:28 PM
Onions.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 02, 2020, 07:15:26 PM
Trump hooked me up with free Regeneron 🖕
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 02, 2020, 09:51:46 PM
You had to know this thread was coming.....
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on November 02, 2020, 10:07:31 PM
It's not even breathing hard.

bud-um-tsssh!
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 03, 2020, 10:54:16 AM
You had to know this thread was coming.....

Yeah some group of people I hang out with I tell ya
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 03, 2020, 12:39:47 PM
Yeah some group of people I hang out with I tell ya

Make sure you're taking a vitamin D3 supplement buddy!
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 03, 2020, 01:42:54 PM
I’m taking 20000 iu every morning along with my whole food vitamins, hydroxychloroquine, and regular bleach injections.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on November 03, 2020, 02:46:39 PM
And, I assume, a lightbulb up the butt.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: IlliniGolf on November 04, 2020, 03:38:52 PM
When you kick the Rona come down for some golf, I just got a pile of some bubonic chronic from the dispensary too !
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on November 04, 2020, 04:03:58 PM
That reminds me of a post on another board.

The Honorable Member told a tale of golfing and doobies. He posted a picture of his group on the 18th green.

I wonder how many of those middle-aged business types wanted to be outed as potheads.

I saved, of course.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on November 06, 2020, 07:35:24 PM
Is Fartface still not dead? Can he now smell his own custard?
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 06, 2020, 09:39:20 PM
I’ve completed my mandated isolation and can smell about 50% of any given custard
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: No one in Mn on November 07, 2020, 07:45:02 AM
I’ve completed my mandated isolation and can smell about 50% of any given custard
Good to hear.
How's that gawd awful sounding fermented hot sauce taste now ?
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 07, 2020, 11:44:54 AM
It’s outstanding
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: IlliniGolf on November 09, 2020, 10:04:13 AM
Congrats on beating the Chinese hoax virus sir
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on February 03, 2021, 12:34:28 PM
Hey where’s MN? Hope the Rona didn’t get him.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: fucking on February 03, 2021, 02:32:12 PM
Snowed under.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: ThePAMan on December 28, 2021, 07:21:37 PM
No, but Harry Reid apparently is.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on December 28, 2021, 09:14:33 PM
#Murica in a landslide
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Post by: ILLove1997 on December 28, 2021, 10:07:23 PM
#Murica in a landslide

god damn right
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 08, 2022, 10:51:39 AM
Despite double masking while outdoors, it looks like it may have been Robb that succumbed to the Chinese hoax virus.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Reacher on November 08, 2022, 10:52:35 AM
I was gonna ask what’s up with Robb? Is he still around?
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Reacher on November 08, 2022, 11:11:05 AM
I found Robb on Twitter. He tweeted yesterday. I threw up in my mouth a little, but I gave him a follow.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: murphstahoe on November 08, 2022, 11:24:16 AM
I found Robb on Twitter. He tweeted yesterday. I threw up in my mouth a little, but I gave him a follow.

That will be 8 bucks, sir
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 08, 2022, 11:59:40 AM
Just did a scroll through.

If I made a parody account of a flaming liberal who’d spent the last 2.5+ years locked away in my home, it would look exactly like Robb’s.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Reacher on November 08, 2022, 01:51:13 PM
Apparently Robb ran for mayor (of Urbana?) at some point.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Reacher on November 08, 2022, 01:52:03 PM
Just did a scroll through.

If I made a parody account of a flaming liberal who’d spent the last 2.5+ years locked away in my home, it would look exactly like Robb’s.

Ok, that’s pretty funny.
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: Custard on November 08, 2022, 04:35:03 PM
I mean…right down to the ubiquitous Ukraine flag and obsession with QAnon.
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Post by: ILLove1997 on November 08, 2022, 05:16:42 PM
Despite double masking while outdoors, it looks like it may have been Robb that succumbed to the Chinese hoax virus.

Choked to death on his own smugness 🤣
Title: Re: Is Fartface dead yet?
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 08, 2022, 05:19:03 PM
I found Robb on Twitter. He tweeted yesterday. I threw up in my mouth a little, but I gave him a follow.

Ah bummer