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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 04:15:54 PM

Title: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 04:15:54 PM
Interesting, Coleman Hawkins is listed as OUT for the game…

https://x.com/srrichey/status/1725638337992486974?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 04:19:46 PM
Interesting, Coleman Hawkins is listed as OUT for the game…

https://x.com/srrichey/status/1725638337992486974?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

Did he hurt himself throwing a tantrum in practice?
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Custard on November 17, 2023, 04:31:08 PM
Did he hurt himself throwing a tantrum in practice?

Dislocated his vajeen
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 04:50:51 PM
Dislocated his vajeen

Knee, vajeen. Close enough.

https://twitter.com/DPiper247/status/1725646934738677997
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Custard on November 17, 2023, 05:14:03 PM
Damn autocorrect
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 17, 2023, 05:15:21 PM
will be interesting to see the chemistry between guerrier and dainja tonight
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Custard on November 17, 2023, 05:35:50 PM
will be interesting to see the chemistry between guerrier and dainja tonight

I bet Dain is the big spoon
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 06:39:20 PM
We can make it a game vs anybody if we try hard enough but in a way I wish we were playing a better team to see how we play.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:06:25 PM
Quit switching Rodgers! It puts others in a shitty position, like that last play.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:08:39 PM
These refs can fuck off. That’s not a T for the dunk. Petty ass shit.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 07:11:42 PM
These refs can fuck off. That’s not a T for the dunk. Petty ass shit.
Yeah it was a T. The pull-up did it.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Gokuwearsorange/blue on November 17, 2023, 07:17:54 PM
Terrible start for the 4th game in a row.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:20:00 PM
Well we look like shit…
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:20:37 PM
Yeah it was a T. The pull-up did it.

When they showed the replay it looked more egregious lol
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 07:33:20 PM
Another game where they show up not ready to play. This is a rather disturbing trend.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Jrock74 on November 17, 2023, 07:39:00 PM
We set no screens whatsoever in the half court. None. 
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 07:40:16 PM
The Crusaders beating us up and down the floor.
You know the Rev Powell was going to bring his team in ready to play.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:44:31 PM
What the fuck are we doing?!
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Jrock74 on November 17, 2023, 07:45:27 PM
We're just not that good
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Jrock74 on November 17, 2023, 07:46:11 PM
We pretty much suck at every offensive aspect of the game
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:46:15 PM
We set no screens whatsoever in the half court. None.

Yeah it’s just one on one ball. When we do go to set a screen it’s like we fake the damn thing. Put your fucking body into somebody. It’s crazy at this level they don’t know how to set screens or shoot FT’s. Basic fundamentals.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Jrock74 on November 17, 2023, 07:48:27 PM
How many wide the fuck open shots has valpo missed?
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 07:50:37 PM
We were down 9 to a team with 1 assist. Lol
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Jrock74 on November 17, 2023, 07:50:59 PM
Yeah it’s just one on one ball. When we do go to set a screen it’s like we fake the damn thing. Put your fucking body into somebody. It’s crazy at this level they don’t know how to set screens or shoot FT’s. Basic fundamentals.

Brads seat might be getting a little uncomfortable.  This shit is hard to watch. Just ugly ass basketball.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 07:52:37 PM
45 points given up in a half at home to a team that scored 64 against Green Bay and 56 against IUPUI.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 07:58:37 PM
Pitiful.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 08:00:42 PM
Lololol7
Outrebounded by 1, Valpo at 45% from 3, we're shooting 38.5 on free shots but we'll round that up to make it 39%. Lol.

(https://i.ibb.co/R2TVpHz/Screenshot-20231117-195456.jpg) (https://ibb.co/R2TVpHz)
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 08:02:47 PM
Even if we win this the slow starts cannot continue. I don't know what the fuck we do before games that we come out so uninspired.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 08:07:19 PM
Just saw that Michigan lost at home to Long Beach St 94-86. The Big Ten is straight up ass outside of Purdue.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 08:44:18 PM
Dainja 0/9 on free shots on the year
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 17, 2023, 08:52:52 PM
Just saw that Michigan lost at home to Long Beach St 94-86. The Big Ten is straight up ass outside of Purdue.
Md is down 30 at Nova with 5 min gone in the 2nd.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 17, 2023, 08:57:14 PM
Play Moretti more. Offense looks better with him in and he can actually make FT’s.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Miles Leonard on November 17, 2023, 08:59:07 PM
49-19 second half. That's how you atone for a piss poor first half.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: ThePAMan on November 17, 2023, 09:21:00 PM
Dainja 0/9 on free shots on the year

Doesn't matter until January 6th
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 17, 2023, 10:08:58 PM
We can make it a game vs anybody if we try hard enough but in a way I wish we were playing a better team to see how we play.

Thank goodness we were not
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Lkdog on November 17, 2023, 11:15:23 PM
Ugly game. TSJ is the man.Imagine if he had not returned.
Glad to see Goode showing confidence and results.

We are a work in progress. A lot of guys struggling and little continuity on either side of the ball.

Dainja had some good sequences.
On his free throws his follow through actually snaps off quickly to side.
It appears he may be putting sidespin on the ball which might also explain how it is a push and how flat it is.
It is not good whatever the fck is going on.

We have a lot of practice time and a couple easy games before shit gets serious.


Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 08:49:37 AM
Play Moretti more. Offense looks better with him in and he can actually make FT’s.

Do you want his cock in your mouth?
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 08:50:49 AM
Doesn't matter until January 6th

16th, c’mon. Stop obsessing over the Capitol tourist visit.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 08:51:50 AM
Play Moretti more. Offense looks better with him in and he can actually make FT’s.

Let me guess, very few points were scored but they didn’t give up any sacks while he was in.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 18, 2023, 08:58:15 AM
Let me guess, very few points were scored but they didn’t give up any sacks while he was in.

What’re you gonna do when the Bears draft Caleb Williams and trade Fields?
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Custard on November 18, 2023, 09:01:03 AM
What’re you gonna do when the Bears draft Caleb Williams and trade Fields?

New candles and effigy
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 09:24:55 AM
What’re you gonna do when the Bears draft Caleb Williams and trade Fields?

What’re you gonna do when they come for you, bad boys bad boys…
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 09:25:48 AM
I’m thinking Drake Maye is more likely. Why just draft the weird version of Justin Fields?
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 09:29:30 AM
I’ll bet Moretti has a juicy cock.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 18, 2023, 09:53:40 AM
I’m thinking Drake Maye is more likely. Why just draft the weird version of Justin Fields?
From the for what it's worth dept, Drake Maye and Mitch Trubinsky are from the same school.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Custard on November 18, 2023, 09:56:33 AM
I’ll bet Moretti has a juicy cock.

Speaking of weird…
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 18, 2023, 09:59:33 AM
From the for what it's worth dept, Drake Maye and Mitch Trubinsky are from the same school.

Maybe it’s a Maye is the Stroud version instead of the Fields one at O$U kind of thing…
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 10:01:41 AM
From the for what it's worth dept, Drake Maye and Mitch Trubinsky are from the same school.

Which is worth nothing.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 10:02:29 AM
Maybe it’s a Maye is the Stroud version instead of the Fields one at O$U kind of thing…

I’m not even sure what you are saying here.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 10:03:19 AM
Speaking of weird…

I’m just jumping on the bandwagon. It’s apparently the hot topic.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 18, 2023, 10:04:09 AM
I’m not even sure what you are saying here.

Yes you do, you just won’t accept it!

You can’t handle the truth!!
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Reacher on November 18, 2023, 10:14:53 AM
Yes you do, you just won’t accept it!

You can’t handle the truth!!

I think I understand your intent, it just doesn’t make sense because it’s not really English.
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Judge Judy on November 18, 2023, 10:15:51 AM
I think I understand your intent, it just doesn’t make sense because it’s not really English.

It came out a little jumbled…
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: ThePAMan on November 18, 2023, 11:27:44 AM
Yes you do, you just won’t accept it!

You can’t handle the truth!!

I got it and you are accurate
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Lkdog on November 18, 2023, 12:02:20 PM
It came out a little jumbled…

Well if you would get Moretti's cock out of your mouth....
Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Lkdog on November 18, 2023, 12:06:54 PM
45 points given up in a half at home to a team that scored 64 against Green Bay and 56 against IUPUI.

Well we have started early on our Which Opposing Guard Will Light us the fuck up with career high due to our terrible On Ball and Drop coverage Defense.
Stafford for 30.

Title: Re: Valpo @ Illinois
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 18, 2023, 12:13:25 PM
Maybe it’s a Maye is the Stroud version instead of the Fields one at O$U kind of thing…
I know what you're saying but maybe, maybe not.
He did get a win vs the #25 Hurricanes this year for his resume.

This is a hoops thread tho.