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General Category => Halas Hall Football Forum => Topic started by: ThePAMan on October 04, 2023, 03:16:35 PM
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Game is in Champaign, Judge Judy. It is on FS1.
Planning on going down Friday afternoon with some fellas and we have an AirBnB.
I've been scouring the Internet and cannot find the following: a) who the hell is open for Happy Hour? And b) any good drink specials before the game? Where can I get beer in a bucket?
You get ThePALazyMan until my cold goes away.
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Game is in Champaign, Judge Judy. It is on FS1.
Planning on going down Friday afternoon with some fellas and we have an AirBnB.
I've been scouring the Internet and cannot find the following: a) who the hell is open for Happy Hour? And b) any good drink specials before the game? Where can I get beer in a bucket?
You get ThePALazyMan until my cold goes away.
Head over to the Illini Inn -- Home of the Mug Club
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Head over to the Illini Inn -- Home of the Mug Club
That is on the list of things to do.
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Head over to the Illini Inn -- Home of the Mug Club
24049
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The stadium hasn’t burned to a crisp yet?
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I’ll bet somewhere in this house my mug club card still exists.
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Weekend plans ruined. Tested positive for The COVID. What I deserve for traveling to a Red State....
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Weekend plans ruined. Tested positive for The COVID. What I deserve for traveling to a Red State....
Bummer. Symptoms?
Also, I would be happy to service your wife for you, if she gets bored.
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I'll be out of town
No interest in game anyway
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Weekend plans ruined. Tested positive for The COVID. What I deserve for traveling to a Red State....
Get well. How's the MrsThePAMan doing ?
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Mrs. ThePAMan is fine. She's had it a couple of times. My first rodeo. Just got the vaccine last week! Fucking Fauci!
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Do any of you fucks want a Lot 46 parking pass for tonight? DM me or whatever it is called.
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Do any of you fucks want a Lot 46 parking pass for tonight? DM me or whatever it is called.
Does it come with a can of Lysol?
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Does it come with a can of Lysol?
You are not making a lot of sense today. That euphoric over the Bear victory and Fields looking good for 33 minutes of football?
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my pregame speech
(walk up and down locker room 5 times) "guys i cant do it.i cant suffer another loss. those fans out there work all week t come watch us and we offer them this? THEY DESERVE BETTER!Have some pride!! What you guys do all week?!?!!? You know what I do? SPEND 80 HOUR SBREAKING DOWN TAPE COMING UP WITH A GAMEPLAN!! THAT'S WHAT I DO./ HAVE SOME PRIDE IN YOURSLEF, YOUR TEAM AND EACH OTHER!!!I refuse to sit here amd sit aside while we suffer loss after loss. NO MORE
WIN THIS GAME!
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my pregame speech
(walk up and down locker room 5 times) "guys i cant do it.i cant suffer another loss. those fans out there work all week t come watch us and we offer them this? THEY DESERVE BETTER!Have some pride!! What you guys do all week?!?!!? You know what I do? SPEND 80 HOUR SBREAKING DOWN TAPE COMING UP WITH A GAMEPLAN!! THAT'S WHAT I DO./ HAVE SOME PRIDE IN YOURSLEF, YOUR TEAM AND EACH OTHER!!!I refuse to sit here amd sit aside while we suffer loss after loss. NO MORE
WIN THIS GAME!
No wonder your supervisor stops by a lot.
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No wonder your supervisor stops by a lot.
didnt get you motivated?
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didnt get you motivated?
He only gets excited about Justin Fields, gymnastics, and soccer.
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He only gets excited about Justin Fields, gymnastics, and soccer.
Dom = Tempo is a match!
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Well not an ideal start…
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Bielema blows.
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Thanks for running there, Ruhle. Puss move.
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Why did I think they would go 99 yds plus for the score ?
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Why did I think they would go 99 yds plus for the score ?
Thankfully Ruhle pussed out on the third down call. Terrible on his part.
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Illinois will get fucked here
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Illinois will get fucked here
They probably got the call right with the reversal. Probably.
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This game has been so Illinois so far…
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"They got some serious dudes on defense"
And they still suck. So what?
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This game has been so Illinois so far…
In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game.
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In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game.
Not trying to win. Rebuilding.
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Not trying to win. Rebuilding.
For most of the last 100 years.
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For most of the last 100 years.
Somehow it is ok to lose 14 in a row for the Bear....oh, that's right. Fields Cultist.
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Ugly ass football.
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Somehow it is ok to lose 14 in a row for the Bear....oh, that's right. Fields Cultist.
Again, it takes a big brain to realize a complete “teardown” is likely to include losing.
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Ugly ass football.
Truly
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Again, it takes a big brain to realize a complete “teardown” is likely to include losing.
Right, losing 14 in a row and giving up over 25 points, while wasting money on crap free agents was all part of Poles' plan. You really are that fucking stupid, aren't you? But Fields has had 4 great quarters!
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Right, losing 14 in a row and giving up over 25 points, while wasting money on crap free agents was all part of Poles' plan. You really are that fucking stupid, aren't you? But Fields has had 4 great quarters!
You are perhaps the most myopic person I have ever encountered.
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You are perhaps the most myopic person I have ever encountered.
LOL given the lack of irony. Maybe take your stupidity to a BEAR thread maybe? Myopic indeed. Derp.
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This is brutal
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Tempo and PAMan hijacking this thread is 100x more entertaining than the game.
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Tempo and PAMan hijacking this thread is 100x more entertaining than the game.
That's quite the indictment.
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Murphy’s Law…
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Exactly what does Bielema do to earn his money?
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Exactly what does Bielema do to earn his money?
We're dropping the ball and they're catching it.
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LOL given the lack of irony. Maybe take your stupidity to a BEAR thread maybe? Myopic indeed. Derp.
You were actually the first one to mention the Bears.
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Wtf were they doing on that kick off?
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We're dropping the ball and they're catching it.
He's making Lovie look competent.
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We're dropping the ball and they're catching it.
I come here for Mn’s astute analysis.
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You were actually the first one to mention the Bears.
Don't give me that. You raised your Custart Retort whenever he dissess the Bear.
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In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game.
I wish I had room for this in my sig.
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This is fucking terrible.
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I could have walked that in for six.
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I come here for Mn’s astute analysis.
He's actually far smarter than your stupid ass! LOL
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Don't give me that. You raised your Custart Retort whenever he dissess the Bear.
I was talking about how successful the Illini are…
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I was talking about how successful the Illini are…
Yeah, we know.
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He's actually far smarter than your stupid ass! LOL
It especially shows when he talks Covid.
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Don’t think I’ve ever seen three guys try to fair catch before.
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Don’t think I’ve ever seen three guys try to fair catch before.
Is that what they were trying to do?
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Is that what they were trying to do?
That’s the impression I got.
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They just look like they don't give a shit anymore.
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Bielema 3-7 since last November with only chump ass victories over NU, Toledo, and FIU. The warning signs were there with the MSU and Purdue home losses last year.
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I just want to say holy fuck our players are legitimately retarded
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Is that what they were trying to do?
Nobody took charge and it was probably the wrong guy who called it.
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Oh look they actually want to start playing
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Might as well just throw the ball deep every play with the wind at your back.
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Nobody took charge and it was probably the wrong guy who called it.
I feel like I should attempt a COVID joke here....
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Bryant with the right hand catch while holding with his left
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I feel like I should attempt a COVID joke here....
Who's the centerfielder ?
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I feel like I should attempt a COVID joke here....
Let the coverup conspiracies begin.
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Let the coverup conspiracies begin.
It is obvious tonight's refs are in on it, whatever it is.
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Ruhle showing why he is no longer an NFL HC.
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Bielema showing why he got fired at Arkansas…
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You have the wind at your back. Throw the ball downfield
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Lunny Jr. needs fired…
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Even if they come back and steal this one I wouldn't be opposed to launching Bielema into the sun.
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Hahn with his 1st career catch earlier on the 21 yarder.
This guy, forces a fumble on his 1st career start.
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Even if they come back and steal this one I wouldn't be opposed to launching Bielema into the sun.
What makes you think we're gonna win this one lol
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This is worse than Lovie Smith shit
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Nebraska is clowning them in every phase of the game.
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This performance could hurt our chances for another January bowl game.
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What the fuck, are our players and coaches on drugs?!
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For fuck's sake.
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What makes you think we're gonna win this one lol
Hence the "even if"
Nebraska is certainly trying their hardest to keep them in it.
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I’d say we have a shot if our offense went forward instead of backwards…
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Get 7 and we're back in the game. Somehow.
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4th and 1 and you run the ball with that line?
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🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Running out of the shotgun on 4th and 1 everytime…
Stupid as fuck
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Running out of the shotgun on 4th and 1 everytime…
Stupid as fuck
Obviously didn't learn much from the 1st drive at the goal line.
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Get 7 and we're back in the game. Somehow.
Somehow.
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Pretty sure this is a sign to just stop watching all football
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When you can't move bodies against Nebraska you should give up football.
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2 for 10 on 3rd down in a no contest game. Go figure.
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Running out of the shotgun on 4th and 1 everytime…
Stupid as fuck
Getsy calls plays for the Illini, too?
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At LEAST Lunny Jr. needs to be fired right after this game. At the very least!
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At LEAST Lunny Jr. needs to be fired right after this game. At the very least!
Still cracks me up Custard tried to differentiate the Illini from the Bears. They are born of the same cloth.
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Getsy calls plays for the Illini, too?
I'd take Getsy. Always scheming guys open!
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Absolutely abysmal Jesus christ
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We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse
I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.
Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit
I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
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We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse
I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.
Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit
I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game.
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We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse
I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.
Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit
I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
Illini about to be 0-5 against the spread. Money to be made, Smitty
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It's amazing how bad our OL is. The worst in the BIG10.
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It's amazing how bad our OL is. The worst in the BIG10.
At least tell me Olin’s kid is decent.
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At least tell me Olin’s kid is decent.
He’s the one hiking the ball low every snap…
And a piece of that horrible O-line…
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We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse
I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.
Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit
I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
Well said, guess I'll find something else to do like wait for our inevitable marginal basketball team to start playing
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Well said, guess I'll find something else to do like wait for our inevitable marginal basketball team to start playing
In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game
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We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse
I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.
Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit
I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
Hopefully we won't see another game like this under Bielema but I told friends that we've seen a hundred of these. And the reply was that we'll see a thousand more.
The play of the OL with the returning starters has been a surprise, but then we don't have the rbs we've had in the past. Nor do we have team speed.
Correcting the lack of discipline, including the penalties, needs to get fixed.
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Correcting the lack of discipline, including the penalties, needs to get fixed.
Maybe he will get to that after he finishes the conversation he started last week with Lunney about the offense....
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Those new season ticket holders deserve a refund
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Those new season ticket holders deserve a refund
I'm stoked to see those Wisconsin, Indiana, and NU games still on the schedule!
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The vaunted juggernauts of NIU and Louisiana Tech put up 11 and 14 on this same Nebraska defense.
Meanwhile, the guys in Champaign can't even move Nebraska bodies a few inches in critical downs. Fucking joke of a program.
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The vaunted juggernauts of NIU and Louisiana Tech put up 11 and 14 on this same Nebraska defense.
Meanwhile, the guys in Champaign can't even move Nebraska bodies a few inches in critical downs. Fucking joke of a program.
Why didn't they put in their 250lb running back on that opening drive 4th and inches at the goal line instead of half injured love.... the mind boggles
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The vaunted juggernauts of NIU and Louisiana Tech put up 11 and 14 on this same Nebraska defense.
Meanwhile, the guys in Champaign can't even move Nebraska bodies a few inches in critical downs. Fucking joke of a program.
Good research. This is why you are the HQ2 Tallest Midget award winner!