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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: frankiew on November 30, 2023, 12:38:19 PM
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if we won the title this year
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if we banned all the soft ass libs from here
the testosterone would be so freaking high then.
i bet these guys meet at starbucks everyday trying to figure out what pronouns they are going to use that day ahhahaha
You forgot meeting at the Starbucks to decide which gendered bathrooms to use that day.
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if we banned all the soft ass libs from here
the testosterone would be so freaking high then.
i bet these guys meet at starbucks everyday trying to figure out what pronouns they are going to use that day ahhahaha
Cigars, bourbon, throat cancer (from eating too much pussy!), eating smoked meats, grilling out, fucking chicks, having them suck our cocks, telling them to shut the fuck up about sports (or anything for that matter- be seen, not heard), and whatever else we want! Fuck those libs! 😁😂
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Jasn talking shit then deleting his posts is a real cuck, snowflake move. WTF, Jasn? Be a man, boy, and stand by your words!
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Cigars, bourbon, throat cancer (from eating too much pussy!), eating smoked meats, grilling out, fucking chicks, having them suck our cocks, telling them to shut the fuck up about sports (or anything for that matter- be seen, not heard), and whatever else we want! Fuck those libs! 😁😂
Shooting guns missing from this list. I thought I knew you after our meeting last weekend....
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Mods please delete this
Immaturity at its finest
I just wanna talk sports
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Immaturity at its finest
I represent this remark...
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Think how great this site would be if Ray and I didn’t live rent free in sharethejuice’s head.
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Think how great this site would be if Ray and I didn’t live rent free in sharethejuice’s head.
There's plenty of space in there.
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Cigars, bourbon, throat cancer (from eating too much pussy!), eating smoked meats, grilling out, fucking chicks, having them suck our cocks, telling them to shut the fuck up about sports (or anything for that matter- be seen, not heard), and whatever else we want! Fuck those libs! 😁😂
Don’t forget our relationships with God!
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Mods please delete this
Immaturity at its finest
I just wanna talk sports
Hahahahahaha. This could be the best post in board history.
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Glad I quoted that. I had to reply in a hurry because I knew that little fucker would delete it or change it. Sorry I left some shit out because of that hurrying. Yes shooting guns, praying to God and JFC, beating the shit out of mentally disabled dipshits like Jasn, and on and on and on. Feel free to add more to the list below…
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You're throwing some serious shade at the mentally disabled by comparing them to Jason.
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You're throwing some serious shade at the mentally disabled by comparing them to Jason.
Jasn* 😂
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Think how great this site would be if Moretti didn’t break his penis.
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if we banned all the soft ass libs from here
This soft ass lib isn't posting and then deleting like he's 9 years old.
Get a job, hippie.
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Mods please delete this
Immaturity at its finest
I just wanna talk sports
The internet is written in ink, snowflake. Learn it. Then you might be able to occasionally do this advanced thing called "thinking" and get a better job.
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gqrwulv
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your response to Bobby Knight dying was "One less Trump voter" which shows how much of a POS you are.
I know how to think, and I think you are a worthless piece of shit
So much for Jasn "sticking to sports." Nonetheless, an entertaining read. Don't delete it!
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what
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what
What the hell is wrong with you these days? That chick dump you? Get fired from corporate? Bret Bielema lost you money?
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What the hell is wrong with you these days? That chick dump you? Get fired from corporate? Bret Bielema lost you money?
no this site just sucks now.
Loyalty is more fun
Bro its a damn Illini forum and every day it's Bears, politics, field, politics, bears, fields, fields, politics, bears, illini, fields, bears,
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no this site just sucks now.
Loyalty is more fun
Bro its a damn Illini forum and every day it's Bears, politics, field, politics, bears, fields, fields, politics, bears, illini, fields, bears,
That’s Tempo spamming the board. It adds to the character and culture of the place…
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Hey guys what’s up ?
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I’ve always felt shooting guns and praying to God go together. Like PB&J
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🤔
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I’ve always felt shooting guns and praying to God go together. Like PB&J
You fucking liberals are weird. You go shouting racism, and all other types of shit. Then live by stereotypes and shit like that. Ok… 👌🏼
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no this site just sucks now.
Loyalty is more fun
Bro its a damn Illini forum and every day it's Bears, politics, field, politics, bears, fields, fields, politics, bears, illini, fields, bears,
Talking about the Illini 24/7 is boring. Like Loyalty.
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no this site just sucks now.
Loyalty is more fun
Bro its a damn Illini forum and every day it's Bears, politics, field, politics, bears, fields, fields, politics, bears, illini, fields, bears,
Go short some Facebook stock
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Talking about the Illini 24/7 is boring. Like Loyalty.
No shit.
"Wow - we really blew that game". Lather rinse repeat
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Talking about the Illini 24/7 is boring. Like Loyalty.
I guess he wants more Luke Goode FT percentage talk.
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No shit.
"Wow - we really blew that game". Lather rinse repeat
Talking Illini sports hasn’t been fun in years, minus a brief period when Ayo and Kofi were here.
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I guess last years’ football team was discussion worthy to be fair. But me personally, I haven’t paid much attention to Illini football since the early Beckman era. There wasn’t much to get excited about for years.
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Talking Illini sports hasn’t been fun in years, minus a brief period when Ayo and Kofi were here.
What the hell was fun knowing "we're just gonna lose to some weird ass 8/9 seed in the 2nd round" and then it turned out to be Loyola Chicago
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You fucking liberals are weird. You go shouting racism, and all other types of shit. Then live by stereotypes and shit like that. Ok… 👌🏼
It's only ok if you're bashing white people
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What the hell was fun knowing "we're just gonna lose to some weird ass 8/9 seed in the 2nd round" and then it turned out to be Loyola Chicago
It was fun up to that point. Very briefly.
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no this site just sucks now.
Loyalty is more fun
Bro its a damn Illini forum and every day it's Bears, politics, field, politics, bears, fields, fields, politics, bears, illini, fields, bears,
dont forget Italian sausages
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Talking Illini sports hasn’t been fun in years, minus a brief period when Ayo and Kofi were here.
Illinois sports have been light years ahead of the Bears in this decade but that hasn’t stopped you from fellating the Bears constantly and making fun of the Illini to prop up your Bears obsession
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Illinois sports have been light years ahead of the Bears in this decade but that hasn’t stopped you from fellating the Bears constantly and making fun of the Illini to prop up your Bears obsession
That one has to leave a mark.
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That one has to leave a mark.
How do you figure? Illini sports have blown massively for a decade to fifteen years. At least we’ve had fun things to argue about like Khalil Mack, Matt Nagy, Mitchell Trubisky, and Justin Fields.
Way better than talking about Mike Tisdale, Coleman Hawkins, Tim Beckman, and whoever that midmajor coach was that took his place.
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Illinois basketball had a solid one and half year run until they faceplanted against Loyola. Illini football has had one good year. A year so good I can’t even remember what (January) bowl game they were in last year.
The Bears had a historically good/fun defense in 2018 before getting done in by offensive incompetence.
Over the last 15 years or so, at worst, I’d call Bears/Illini a wash.
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Illinois made the ReliaQuest Bowl! We’ll be remembering that one on our death beds for sure.
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“Light years.” Lol
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The Mike Tisdale taking in 6000 calories a day stories were a golden era!
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Proving Custard's point
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Proving Custard's point
Potshots with no substance are easy. How so?
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Potshots with no substance are easy. How so?
The Bears have been as inept, if not more so, than the Illini. Yet, you are fixated on one and not the other.
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The Bears have been as inept, if not more so, than the Illini. Yet, you are fixated on one and not the other.
Hilarious. Both have been largely inept. Over 15 years, the Illini have been even more inept. The Bears at least made the playoffs a few times. But it’s close.
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Certainly not “light years” apart. Lmao
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My favorite part is where I said he makes fun of the Illini to prop up the Bears, then he takes offense to it and responds by making fun of the Illini to prop up the Bears.
Another notable part of the response is that I said this decade. Which reflects the lifespan of this forum as it was formed February 2020. Now he’s stretched it back 15 years, which includes a fucking Rose Bowl appearance and back to back bowl wins for the Illini and excludes the Bears SB appearance following the 06 season. 🤯
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My favorite part is where I said he makes fun of the Illini to prop up the Bears, then he takes offense to it and responds by making fun of the Illini to prop up the Bears.
Another notable part of the response is that I said this decade. Which reflects the lifespan of this forum as it was formed February 2020. Now he’s stretched it back 15 years, which includes a fucking Rose Bowl appearance and back to back bowl wins for the Illini and excludes the Bears SB appearance following the 06 season. 🤯
Don’t let facts, slap him like a dick, right in the face…
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I’m refuting the statement that you said the Illini are “light years ahead of the Bears in recent years.” Which is comically untrue. I have to point out the futility of the Illini to rebut your hilariously awful take.
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I’m refuting the statement that you said the Illini are “light years ahead of the Bears in recent years.” Which is comically untrue. I have to point out the futility of the Illini to rebut your hilariously awful take.
The Illini are counting their Wins and Losses, as opposed to the Bear, last I heard.....
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The last 4 years. I’ll give the Illini an edge. But it certainly isn’t fucking “light years.” The Bears did make the playoffs in 2020, even though they sucked.
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The Illini are counting their Wins and Losses, as opposed to the Bear, last I heard.....
Agreed! Hate the tank! You play to WIN THE GAME!
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This board has existed for 4 years, but we’ve all been coming to some iteration of this forum since aughts.
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This board has existed for 4 years, but we’ve all been coming to some iteration of this forum since aughts.
Who are you?
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If it weren’t for Bears discussion this board probably would cease to exist.
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If it weren’t for Bears discussion this board probably would cease to exist.
If it were not for Bear talk I'd focus my ire more on Guenther Jr.
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If it were not for Bear talk I'd focus my ire more on Guenther Jr.
You mean the guy whose leading the “light years” ahead of the Bears Illini?
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When you guys figure out who sucks less, let me know, and I'll get the banner ordered.
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When you guys figure out who sucks less, let me know, and I'll get the banner ordered.
Here’s your banner:
Bears and Illini. Cheer for us because you like us. Not because we’re good.
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You mean the guy whose leading the “light years” ahead of the Bears Illini?
Sadly, yes. The Bear are in another solar system of complete stink. Thanks Fields!
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Or maybe this one:
Bears and Illini: We’re sorry you grew up in Illinois.
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Sadly, yes. The Bear are in another solar system of complete stink. Thanks Fields!
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Here’s your banner:
Bears and Illini. Cheer for us because you like us you're stupid. Not because we’re good.
Fixed that for you.
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Or maybe this one:
Bears and Illini: We’re sorry you grew up in Illinois.
Nah. My life doesn't 100% revolve around this shit. I'm proud of where I grew up.
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Or maybe this one:
Bears and Illini: We’re sorry you grew up in Illinois.
Here’s your banner:
Bears and Illini. Cheer for us because you like us. Not because we’re good.
Pretty much.
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Fixed that for you.
Fair.
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Or maybe this one:
Bears and Illini: We’re sorry you grew up in Illinois.
Bears and Illini. At least I grew up in Colorado and live in the Bay Area.
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Nah. My life doesn't 100% revolve around this shit. I'm proud of where I grew up.
Illinois: Pritzker is a moron but at least he's not DeSantis!
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I have returned. It’s great again.
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I have returned. It’s great again.
Get out of here bitch