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Halas Hall Football Forum / Re: Hey Custard! Bear hosting Jets right now
« on: October 04, 2026, 10:08:27 PM »
Got to watch this with my mom at her place this afternoon, took some of the sting out of the L yesterday

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I dropped Maye and added Goff for this week which was dumb, but have three guys with 30 spots and on track for 172 points.



Where the hell was that the last three weeks? Need to save some for next week when I take on Ms Custard!

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Good company and good food. Horrible game.

Kept waiting for us to wake up, and it just never happened. Pathetic in front of a full Memorial Stadium on a beautiful homecoming weekend.

A bunch of obnoxious douchey Purdue students were louder than the entire Illinois crowd for the entirety of the game.

I do cop to using matchlight charcoal for the convenience factor, I promise that I only use it for tailgates. I’m glad that you liked the Chex mix, it’s been a big hit!

A random happening from yesterday was that we happened to be sitting right next to one of my UI roommates that I hadn’t seen in probably 20 years. Got to see some family today and just got home and got the girls to bed, overall, a good trip, but man, that game sucked.

As I told PAMan, that was the official demise of the golden era.

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Halas Hall Football Forum / Re: college football talk
« on: October 03, 2026, 12:08:01 AM »
Northwestern is gonna buttfuck us

They might score 100

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Tempo has changed his name to Custard’s Biological Father and is matched up this week with the frequent recipient of my DNA.  What a showdown!

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The Deuce / Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« on: October 01, 2026, 01:43:49 PM »
Tempo spreading misinformation again:





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Not supposed to be any rebuilding years, only reloading in the NIL and Golden Era.

We should be reloading, but our billionaires like Murph won’t cough up the NIL money

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If Bert can even kind of fix the D we should win at least 7 games with this offense. Not bad for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.

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I'm still all original parts.
And it was nice to meet up for lunch with you and Ms Custard. Say hey.

Will do!

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Too busy building the hell dogs from Black Mirror to help out the D-line

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The Deuce / Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« on: September 30, 2026, 04:08:39 PM »
I was like WTF why is Trump, who doesn't even drink, banning liquor unless it's at least 4 litres.

Then I figured out it was a personal favor for Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel, who are unaffected by the ban. Less than 4 liters is for pussies.

This ban will last about as long as an Illini football opponent’s scoring drive

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The Deuce / Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« on: September 30, 2026, 04:06:52 PM »
"fuck. I gotta go to this country club fake rehab place for a few months so maybe I can get my fat endorsements back"

Draft Kings or Kalshi?

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The real Mn died 3 years ago. The one here is just an AI we made down the street.

We had lunch with him at the Paia Fish Market. Amazing what they can do with animatronics these days.

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Custard probably thinks Luke Altmyer is playing

I actually follow the Illini closely so I know that Johnny Rockets (no touch) is starting and we don’t have a DC

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The Deuce / Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« on: September 30, 2026, 03:15:15 PM »
Trump hates the blues brothers



Make 4 liter skulls Dan

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