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Hawks 2023-2024
« on: September 16, 2023, 08:45:17 PM »
Connor Bedard a hat trick in his first pre-season game. Hockey season can't get here fast enough (unfortunately).
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2023, 09:01:38 PM »
Start planning the parade!
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2023, 09:07:12 PM »
Start planning the parade!

I guess it is a prospects showcase, so I guess I better bring in my lawn seat saving my spot on the parade route.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2023, 11:54:56 PM »
Bedard had the 2 helpers in the 2-1 preseason victory over the Blue tonight.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2023, 08:33:18 AM »
Breaking news: Bobby Hull still dead, and still a terrible person!
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2023, 05:10:08 PM »
Bedard had the 2 helpers in the 2-1 preseason victory over the Blue tonight.

he looks like the real deal, hopefully he can get some help
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2023, 07:39:38 PM »
he looks like the real deal, hopefully he can get some help

Needs better coaching and  better team members around him to be any good?
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2023, 07:47:45 PM »
I don't know which is worse:

A. The Blackhawks pbp guy;
B. The fact that Kaylee Chelios, or whatever her name is, is doing the color for this game (and, as the Agressiveson once commented on the appropriateness of a lady doing color commentary on a pro hockey game, "It isn't like anyone has tried to drive her face through the boards during a game..."); or
C. I'm watching a Hawks preseason game with the sound up.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2023, 07:53:09 PM »
Needs better coaching and  better team members around him to be any good?

He will be good regardless, the wins and losses though would depend on his teammates yes
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2023, 08:39:29 PM »
I don't know which is worse:

A. The Blackhawks pbp guy;
B. The fact that Kaylee Chelios, or whatever her name is, is doing the color for this game (and, as the Agressiveson once commented on the appropriateness of a lady doing color commentary on a pro hockey game, "It isn't like anyone has tried to drive her face through the boards during a game..."); or
C. I'm watching a Hawks preseason game with the sound up.

Women don’t play hockey?
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2023, 09:08:12 PM »
Women don’t play hockey?

I fucked a women’s hockey player when I was in college. Very enjoyable.
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Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock. Priorities?!

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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2023, 09:10:02 PM »
Women don’t play hockey?

There is no checking as in male hockey, numnuts.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2023, 09:10:46 PM »
I fucked a women’s hockey player when I was in college. Very enjoyable.
I am presuming the player did not have a penis.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2023, 09:44:37 PM »
I fucked a women’s hockey player when I was in college. Very enjoyable.

I hooked up with one who is a very very good player. Lives in Europe as a player and runs an academy now I think. Cute girl.
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Re: Hawks 2023-2024
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2023, 09:49:45 PM »
There is no checking as in male hockey, numnuts.

There’s no checking in women’s hockey? I find that hard to believe.
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