In Florida watching Caleb Fumble away a game at Doc’s boathouse
This morning made some scrambled eggs with Custards vaunted cheap Trump Costco eggs.
I needed 6 eggs to make a 3 egg omelet. His cheap eggs are in fact cheap - they are not XL, they are “large” and by “large” I mean medium
At Publix the shittiest factory farm white size L Eggs were 4.69 a dozen. Vital farms XL were 9.99, same as California. So much for DeSantis’ brilliance
Shrinkflation is not just Trumps penis
On the 1 mile drive between Publix and my parents condo - FIFTEEN for sale signs. Yeah everyone is moving to Florida