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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #165 on: September 06, 2024, 07:04:06 PM »
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "We are full right now, but you are  definitely in the right place. I guess I'll have to make some room. I've got three people here who I could release. I'll let one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll let you decide."

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a swimming pool. He kept diving in and getting out, over and over.

"No!" Said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer. I don't think I could do that for eternity."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was George W Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. He was breaking rocks, over and over.

Trump grimaced and said, "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened a third door. Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed. Monica Lewinsky was there, doing what she does best.

Trump grinned and said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil said, "Okay, we are all set. Monica, you're free to go."
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #166 on: September 06, 2024, 10:42:58 PM »
Good one, Ray!
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Re: Komic Relief
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2024, 09:10:40 PM »
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« Reply #169 on: September 20, 2024, 11:01:08 AM »
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« Reply #170 on: September 27, 2024, 09:32:16 AM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #171 on: September 28, 2024, 09:19:13 PM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #172 on: October 10, 2024, 07:58:37 PM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #173 on: October 14, 2024, 11:57:20 AM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #174 on: October 14, 2024, 12:10:08 PM »
Is Tempo doinking a co-worker in the back?
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #175 on: October 14, 2024, 12:20:28 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 14, 2024, 12:10:08 PM
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« Reply #176 on: October 21, 2024, 08:16:34 PM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #177 on: October 22, 2024, 12:00:58 AM »
nothing tops Shane Gillis's impression of trump
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #178 on: October 22, 2024, 07:55:18 AM »
Quote from: illiniray on September 06, 2024, 07:04:06 PM
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "We are full right now, but you are  definitely in the right place. I guess I'll have to make some room. I've got three people here who I could release. I'll let one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll let you decide."

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a swimming pool. He kept diving in and getting out, over and over.

"No!" Said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer. I don't think I could do that for eternity."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was George W Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. He was breaking rocks, over and over.

Trump grimaced and said, "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened a third door. Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed. Monica Lewinsky was there, doing what she does best.

Trump grinned and said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil said, "Okay, we are all set. Monica, you're free to go."

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #179 on: October 22, 2024, 07:49:05 PM »
It’s a good joke, but an old one.
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