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Komic Relief
« on: July 29, 2020, 08:57:59 PM »
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened, had we not fought." 
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2020, 11:01:29 AM »
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened, had we not fought." 
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2020, 05:22:56 PM »
https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-plan-to-replace-police-officers-w-1844627586?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

MN better watch out.

I grew up with the Andy Griffith show. In Black and white.
I almost failed to capitalize Black. Close call there.
Respect the law. Dont break the law.
But I may just keep my ass and wallet out of Minneapolis  to be on the safe side.
Every day is a cognitive test.
Journalists gonna "journalism."

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2020, 12:59:38 AM »
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened, had we not fought." 
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2020, 06:57:44 AM »


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No more carefree hours. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
TY.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2020, 08:22:51 AM »

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2021, 11:41:43 AM »
You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened, had we not fought." 
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2021, 06:34:33 PM »
You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.
Cohaagen runs Mars

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2021, 07:27:21 PM »
You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.

Commiefornia with all their clean energy and Democrats are always having rolling black outs
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2021, 07:33:02 PM »
Eff this guy and his shit pillows

https://ibb.co/88dG3WD
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2021, 05:16:53 PM »


Companion planting.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2021, 05:18:37 PM by illiniray »
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened, had we not fought." 
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