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spark mandrill

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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2023, 09:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 24, 2023, 09:06:02 PM
I think Dads hate him too.

Ask Mark Smith’s Dad what he thinks of Underwood.  Or Paxton Warden’s Dad.

Zach Perrin made it all of like 2 months and bailed.  Miller, Epps, Melendez, Podz, Clark.

Brad clearly has problems keeping players, parents and alumni happy.  I speak as an alum. I hate Brad.

They don't count guys who get thrown out as alums, just so you know.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2023, 10:01:07 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 24, 2023, 09:46:35 PM
They don't count guys who get thrown out as alums, just so you know.

My finance degree says I’m an alum.  Underwood is an embarrassment for alot of alums including myself.  A poor man’s Gene Keady is not something I’ll tolerate.  If there was a way to donate to the football program and not to basketball, I’d certainly encourage it. 

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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2023, 10:56:05 PM »
Ayo and his family don’t seem to have any issues with Brad.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 25, 2023, 12:44:32 AM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 24, 2023, 10:01:07 PM
My finance degree says I’m an alum.  Underwood is an embarrassment for alot of alums including myself.  A poor man’s Gene Keady is not something I’ll tolerate.  If there was a way to donate to the football program and not to basketball, I’d certainly encourage it.

What might you donate? We would love to hear that story. Your tip money from the drunks last weekend?
You have never donated a dime to anything in your life and nobody gives a fuck if a pedophile cab driver is embarrassed.

If you actually have a finance degree why don't you get an actual job and get out of the flop house?
Or you are not able to clear any background checks?

Just STFU.

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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2023, 01:14:38 AM »
Quote from: Lkdog on April 25, 2023, 12:44:32 AM
What might you donate?

Nothing.

No Chief
No Check

But for those that don’t care about the Chief or traditions, I’d still think a smart use of funds would be to give money to Bielema and give nothing to Underwood.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2023, 07:24:11 AM »
Underwood has daddy issues.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2023, 09:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 25, 2023, 01:14:38 AM
Nothing.

No Chief
No Check

But for those that don’t care about the Chief or traditions, I’d still think a smart use of funds would be to give money to Bielema and give nothing to Underwood.

Of course you have donated nothing.
You don't have a job you fcktard.
But I am pretty sure they don't need your money, or give a fuck about you.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2023, 09:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 24, 2023, 10:01:07 PM
My finance degree says I’m an alum.  Underwood is an embarrassment for alot of alums including myself.  A poor man’s Gene Keady is not something I’ll tolerate.  If there was a way to donate to the football program and not to basketball, I’d certainly encourage it.

I assume literally no one believes that you have a finance degree from UIUC.  You don’t have to lie, everyone here knows you got thrown out for being a stalker.

Yes, I know you posted a picture you found on the internet of a UIUC degree many years ago.
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2023, 10:08:15 AM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 25, 2023, 09:57:05 AM
I assume literally no one believes that you have a finance degree from UIUC.  You don’t have to lie, everyone here knows you got thrown out for being a stalker.

Yes, I know you posted a picture you found on the internet of a UIUC degree many years ago.


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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2023, 01:50:39 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 25, 2023, 09:57:05 AM
I assume literally no one believes that you have a finance degree from UIUC.  You don’t have to lie, everyone here knows you got thrown out for being a stalker.

Yes, I know you posted a picture you found on the internet of a UIUC degree many years ago.

I’m literally part of the alumni association.  Even though I don’t contribute anything.  Just got this in my email today:

https://i.postimg.cc/J797V9f2/266-DE104-D194-438-A-88-DE-729-C5-C77-C825.png

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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #70 on: April 25, 2023, 02:26:14 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 25, 2023, 01:50:39 PM
I’m literally part of the alumni association.  Even though I don’t contribute anything.  Just got this in my email today:

https://i.postimg.cc/J797V9f2/266-DE104-D194-438-A-88-DE-729-C5-C77-C825.png

Given the similar reading comprehension issues, Dom = Tempo34 is not far off!
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2023, 03:20:06 PM »
Alan Griffin disliked Underwood so much he came back for a game last year and met with Brad and hugged him

https://twitter.com/ALionEye/status/1486165911539265537
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 25, 2023, 03:34:45 PM »
Better liked: Brad Underwood, or Santa Claus?
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 25, 2023, 05:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 25, 2023, 03:34:45 PM
Better liked: Brad Underwood, or Santa Claus?

Definitely the one you can sit on their lap… right?!
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Re: 2023 2.0 Portal Thread
« Reply #74 on: April 25, 2023, 05:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 24, 2023, 10:01:07 PM
My finance degree says I’m an alum.  Underwood is an embarrassment for alot of alums including myself.  A poor man’s Gene Keady is not something I’ll tolerate.  If there was a way to donate to the football program and not to basketball, I’d certainly encourage it.

Your parents must be very disappointed.  What a waste of money for them.
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