Apparently Spark missed this one.
Okay, let's say you're totally right.
Self is flattered we asked.
What did we get out of it? Don't say "knowing we took the biggest swing we could" because you acknowledged in your post you're not interested in all the biggest swings, only Self. And it's more or less, give or take a few tenths of a percent, just as likely Coach K comes and coaches us as Self.
By not texting K or Roy, aren't you not taking the biggest swing you could?
There are some swings out there of reasonable size that, were we in the need to, we could swing at and have more than 0% chance of hitting.
Do you think Self would consider coming back? Yes or no?