Or I could just throw out soft-landing pad theories like “maybe he has salty parents.”
And "Maybe Underwood dropped the ball and fucked this up?"
You know, the things I assumed happened.
Again, the notion that it's laughable to consider maybe a kid's parents wouldn't like that our coaching staff wasn't at all interested in him last time is hilarious to me. Pretty clear you've never followed high level recruiting other than from this very fan-centric perspective.
Said it earlier in the thread, but that's really not uncommon. These are people with feelings and relationships, good and bad. We have lost Illinois kids because they didn't like our staff (this staff, and others). We have gotten out-of-state kids because they did. It's not some video game where him being from Illinois gives us exactly a 25% better chance to get him. It's not College Hoops 2k8.
We cut the offer from a top recruit and future NBA player who wanted to play at Illinois at the last second because he fucked the sister of one of the guys we already had committed. And that's surely not close to the silliest shit that happens in recruiting.