Spark. The only thing I’m arguing with you is that Self would only laugh at being contacted by Illinois. You’re the one putting words in my mouth. Not the other way around. I’ve not tried to make the case that were equal to KU. Never. I’m only arguing that Illinois is POSSIBLY an attractive option for some people with ties to the school. Anything more than that and you’re putting words in my mouth.
Self wouldn’t have to have actual interest in coming back to be appreciative of an offer. Not at all.
You've made like a dozen posts here arguing against things I never said anything remotely close to - sorry, but no, you're "putting words in my mouth" and absolutely demolishing some strawmen.
I don't disagree that sending Self a text doesn't cost anything; it just doesn't gain us anything either, outside of likely a little chortle from Self.
Ignoring that he likely wouldn't care or be surprised at all that the school he left 20 years ago for a blueblood would take him back, what does Self being flattered gain us exactly?