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The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill

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Dominic

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The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« on: April 17, 2023, 01:30:07 PM »
As some of you who’ve read the other thread about Terrance Shannon know that Sparky has officially about 6 weeks left on this board.  May 31 is the last day guys can pull out of the NBA Draft.


So with that in mind, I think a month long funeral for this poster would be a nice way to share some of your best memories of him.  Here are mine.

#1.  Sparky was the biggest John Groce fan I have ever read.  This guy was all in on Groce even in Year 5.  It was kind of odd that the results that got Weber fired were actually celebrated by Sparky.  You’d think if someone hated Weber for poor results would hate Groce equally for even poorer ones, but alas nope.

#2.  Sparky being triggered by the word “faggot”.  Well this faggot has about 6 weeks left, and then he’s gone.

Please share your Sparky memories here in this thread. It’s really a tribute to one of the dumbest pieces of triggered shit I’ve ever read.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2023, 01:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 01:30:07 PM
May 31 is the last day guys can pull out of the NBA Draft.

I wish your dad pulled out of your mom sooner…
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2023, 01:47:54 PM »
I miss the old HQ when you could talk sports and not have every thread hijaked
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2023, 01:51:49 PM »
Congratulations, Custard.
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spark mandrill

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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2023, 01:52:03 PM »
Some day maybe another person will give a shit about you Dom.

Probably not, because of who you are, but maybe.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2023, 02:06:32 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 01:52:03 PM
Some day maybe another person will give a shit about you Dom.

Probably not, because of who you are, but maybe.

This is your tribute sparky.  Please let’s see how missed you’ll be.
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spark mandrill

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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2023, 02:09:27 PM »
How missed I'll be?

You're at least smart enough to recognize that 100% of this board hopes you lose, right?
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2023, 02:10:04 PM »
What's funny reading this thread is knowing that if Dom loses this bet, he won't pay up - again - because he's a fucking pussy beta.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2023, 02:11:59 PM »
He’ll come back as KarensForSureLastTime.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2023, 02:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 02:06:32 PM
This is your tribute sparky.  Please let’s see how missed you’ll be.

I am sure a poll, even sans Tempo's mults, would reveal that more people would miss Angry Spark over Bet Welcher Extraordinaire Dom.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2023, 02:17:04 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on April 17, 2023, 01:47:54 PM
I miss the old HQ when you could talk sports and not have every thread hijaked

You are hijacking Spark's funeral thread....
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2023, 02:19:13 PM »
Literally zero people, on this board or off it, care about or like Dominic so - that's not really a fair fight.
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2023, 02:20:20 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:16:04 PM
I am sure a poll, even sans Tempo's mults, would reveal that more people would miss Angry Spark over Bet Welcher Extraordinaire Dom.

You lost a 42-0 bet and you are still posting here.  Run along

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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2023, 02:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 02:20:20 PM
You lost a 42-0 bet and you are still posting here.  Run along

As Miles Leonard aptly noted, there was never any bet because who would ever bet with a bet welching scum sucking pedo like you? You have lost so many posting rights bets, yet, Custard still lets you hang around. Granted, the video of your sorry sweaty ass and squeaky voice, which everyone across multiple Illini boards mocked you for the loser that you are, was hilarious. So there was a payoff to having you around. 
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Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"
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Re: The Funeral of Sparky Mandrill
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2023, 02:24:41 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 02:19:13 PM
Literally zero people, on this board or off it, care about or like Dominic so - that's not really a fair fight.

Spark this is your funeral thread.  Let’s not make it about me. 
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