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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #345 on: May 11, 2023, 10:47:50 AM »
Ponder? It was an article I perused. I don’t even recall what it said. Who on gods green earth gives a shit about start times (or would spend time trying to guess them) over stats in the age of analytics?

Again, there were not stats in the article.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #346 on: May 11, 2023, 10:48:20 AM »
It was an article I perused. I don’t even recall what it said.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #347 on: May 11, 2023, 11:03:41 AM »
Bear record on Monday night has been historically bad, hasn't it?

What they did on MNF 36 years ago doesn’t particularly hold a lot of weight with me. Same for quarterbacks who came out of Ohio State in 1997.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #348 on: May 11, 2023, 11:05:15 AM »
Wow.

Wow, what? Do you think everything I share is a full-throated endorsement?  Sometimes I just post things because I think someone might find it interesting, or it might spur discussion…
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #349 on: May 11, 2023, 11:06:06 AM »
Again, there were not stats in the article.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #350 on: May 11, 2023, 11:11:39 AM »
Call me crazy, but I’d consider 3,173 passing yards 22 TDs, 909 rushing yards 6 TDs “stats.” I don’t know what else you’d call them. Statistical projections? I realize the article doesn’t go in-depth, but they are most certainly “stats.”
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #351 on: May 11, 2023, 11:38:35 AM »
Maybe they're expectations.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #352 on: May 11, 2023, 11:52:28 AM »
What they did on MNF 36 years ago doesn’t particularly hold a lot of weight with me. Same for quarterbacks who came out of Ohio State in 1997.

Wish both were true. Data does not compute though.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #353 on: May 11, 2023, 11:53:24 AM »
Wow, what? Do you think everything I share is a full-throated endorsement?  Sometimes I just post things because I think someone might find it interesting, or it might spur discussion…

What I got from it is that you read, maybe, the intro paragraph and that's it.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #354 on: May 11, 2023, 11:54:31 AM »
Maybe they're expectations.

Hasn't been on the field yet as it is only May, but light years ahead.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #355 on: May 11, 2023, 01:01:54 PM »
I'd like to think closing the season out with the Packer (as the reports indicate) would be good for the Bear, but that would mean Love will have a full slate under his belt. Tempo?
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #356 on: May 11, 2023, 01:02:45 PM »
Who do the Bear have coming off the bye? Eberlose cannot be beat when he has 2 weeks to coach them up. I hope it is the Lion or the Viking. Tempo?
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #358 on: May 11, 2023, 01:27:30 PM »
Week 1: vs Green Bay
Week 5: AT Washington (TNF)
Week 6: vs Minnesota
Week 12: AT Minnesota (MNF)
Week 18: AT Green Bay 

Last week at Green Bay? TNF and MNF? Oh oh....
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #359 on: May 11, 2023, 01:31:41 PM »
Call me crazy, but I’d consider 3,173 passing yards 22 TDs, 909 rushing yards 6 TDs “stats.” I don’t know what else you’d call them. Statistical projections? I realize the article doesn’t go in-depth, but they are most certainly “stats.”

Stats are numbers that players earn, these are guesses from a computer algorithm.