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The PGA Tour/Golf thread

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #375 on: October 13, 2023, 11:35:21 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 13, 2023, 10:26:43 AM
I was there too!  Got poison ivy on my ass and balls from sitting on something there... HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE

I shouldn't have laughed at this, especially since I'm very susceptible to poison ivy, but I did.

I'm probably a terrible person...
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #376 on: October 13, 2023, 11:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 13, 2023, 11:35:21 AM
I shouldn't have laughed at this, especially since I'm very susceptible to poison ivy, but I did.

I'm probably a terrible person...

nah it was funny, I definitely enjoyed telling others about my experience

fuckin sucked though for real
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #377 on: October 13, 2023, 11:59:05 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 13, 2023, 11:48:02 AM
nah it was funny, I definitely enjoyed telling others about my experience

fuckin sucked though for real

I don't doubt that. I've never had it down there, and hope I never do.

The last couple of times I had it, I had to get steroid pills and steroid cream to get rid of the shit. And I still had it for like a month.

And, I didn't even get ripped from the steroids either...
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #378 on: October 13, 2023, 12:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 13, 2023, 11:59:05 AM
I don't doubt that. I've never had it down there, and hope I never do.

The last couple of times I had it, I had to get steroid pills and steroid cream to get rid of the shit. And I still had it for like a month.

And, I didn't even get ripped from the steroids either...

The stuff also nukes me very bad. Out here we have Poison Oak, which is super prolific on hiking trails in the hills, which the dog of course likes to try to roll around in. One time I had to take the Prednisone which messed me up as well.

Since that awful episode where both arms basically looked like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly", I discovered this stuff called "Zanfel". You have to figure out *right away* that you have the dreaded Oak/Ivy and use that stuff heavily, as directed. It actually works pretty well to stop it in its tracks, but if you don't get it as soon as it starts, the stuff gets deep enough into the skin that it takes forever and you probably have to go on the steroids.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #379 on: October 13, 2023, 12:45:23 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 13, 2023, 12:41:18 PM
The stuff also nukes me very bad. Out here we have Poison Oak, which is super prolific on hiking trails in the hills, which the dog of course likes to try to roll around in. One time I had to take the Prednisone which messed me up as well.

Since that awful episode where both arms basically looked like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly", I discovered this stuff called "Zanfel". You have to figure out *right away* that you have the dreaded Oak/Ivy and use that stuff heavily, as directed. It actually works pretty well to stop it in its tracks, but if you don't get it as soon as it starts, the stuff gets deep enough into the skin that it takes forever and you probably have to go on the steroids.

Poison Oak is so bad I always think there has to be some sort of military application, farm and harvest the stuff, distill the oil, and just air drop it from drones. Or if you are retreating in war, leave supplies that your enemy would try to take and cover it in the oil. If they don't know it's there, their whole body would be covered and it would be a huge suck on their medical teams and a big morale destroyer. If you put it on food and they got it internally it could be deadly.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #380 on: October 13, 2023, 01:19:18 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 13, 2023, 10:26:43 AM
I was there too!  Got poison ivy on my ass and balls from sitting on something there... HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE

You went naked?
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #381 on: October 13, 2023, 02:20:14 PM »
Lexi Thompson with back to back birdies and a very realistic chance to make the cut! -2 with about 6 holes to play.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #382 on: October 13, 2023, 02:21:09 PM »
She’s -4 on the round.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #383 on: October 13, 2023, 03:06:17 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 13, 2023, 12:41:18 PM
The stuff also nukes me very bad. Out here we have Poison Oak, which is super prolific on hiking trails in the hills, which the dog of course likes to try to roll around in. One time I had to take the Prednisone which messed me up as well.

Since that awful episode where both arms basically looked like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly", I discovered this stuff called "Zanfel". You have to figure out *right away* that you have the dreaded Oak/Ivy and use that stuff heavily, as directed. It actually works pretty well to stop it in its tracks, but if you don't get it as soon as it starts, the stuff gets deep enough into the skin that it takes forever and you probably have to go on the steroids.

Sad to hear you didn’t die…
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #384 on: October 13, 2023, 03:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on October 13, 2023, 01:19:18 PM
You went naked?

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #385 on: October 13, 2023, 03:53:26 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 13, 2023, 03:50:32 PM
He was getting a hummer from Judge Judy

Quit projecting…
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #386 on: October 14, 2023, 09:35:12 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 13, 2023, 12:45:23 PM
Poison Oak is so bad I always think there has to be some sort of military application, farm and harvest the stuff, distill the oil, and just air drop it from drones. Or if you are retreating in war, leave supplies that your enemy would try to take and cover it in the oil. If they don't know it's there, their whole body would be covered and it would be a huge suck on their medical teams and a big morale destroyer. If you put it on food and they got it internally it could be deadly.

I got it on my right lower leg while hiking out there in August. I am basically immune to poison ivy, but this shit was absolutely awful. I was putting steroid cream on it multiple times a day and still wanting to itch it until I bled. It even hurt deep into the tissue under the skin. My skin still looks kinda fucked up in that spot two months later. Terrible stuff.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #387 on: October 14, 2023, 11:16:23 AM »
Sounds like you’re not all that immune to poison Ivy to me.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #388 on: October 14, 2023, 12:15:13 PM »
So, did the biological female make the cut?
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #389 on: October 14, 2023, 12:30:00 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 14, 2023, 12:15:13 PM
So, did the biological female make the cut?

No, two bogeys down the stretch cost her the cut.
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