I’m having a colonoscopy this morning. Haven’t eaten solid food since Wednesday. And I’ll tell ya, that stuff they give you to clean you out works. Weird shitting your brains out, yet not being sick. Lol
I am going to eat so much god damn food this weekend I don’t even know where to start.
I got a London broil recipe from my sister in law I’m curious about.
One time after one of those, I got back enough energy to drive to one of the places where you can get breakfast 24 hours a day. They had some platter called the Rancher's Smorgasbord, or something like that. It had to easily be 1500 calories, plus I ordered a soft drink to wake up. I think it took two giant plates and two regular plates to hold all the food. The restaurant staff was impressed.
Unfortunately, the last time I think I drank too much of the cleaning fluid. I was still all over the map hours later. So the feast had to wait until the next day. It was winter that time, and I didn't want to risk getting snowed in with not enough food, so I think I bought one of those meat-and-cheese assortment platters.
Worse, I think it's close to time to do all of it again. I am seriously thinking about getting the one where you take the sample and then have it tested, rather than going through the whole outpatient process. The problem is, if they find anything, then you have to do the whole thing again at the hospital.
Also, has anyone had the joy of having to go back, but then they just give you the stuff and you insert the fluid into the back end? That one was a real joy. I wasn't sure I was agile enough to pull it off, so apparently I overdid that one, too.
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