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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #555 on: August 08, 2021, 12:40:15 PM »
Looks great.
Was the steak for the stylist ?
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #556 on: August 08, 2021, 01:47:08 PM »
Looks great.
Was the steak for the stylist ?

Lol no sir that was for me.

Also I learned that “stylist” is not the preferred nomenclature. Barber/cosmetologist, please.

I guess I’ll just call her “slash” since saying, “I’m fucking my barber” doesn’t quite feel right. And we all know cosmetologists are loco.


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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #557 on: August 08, 2021, 02:19:23 PM »
Is your wife also fucking your barber?

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #558 on: August 08, 2021, 02:26:06 PM »
I feel like we’ve already covered this
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #559 on: August 08, 2021, 02:37:17 PM »
You said you have a wife.

If she's joining in the fucking, I'd like to know more about this Moving to Indiana program.

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #560 on: August 08, 2021, 04:31:13 PM »
This kinda stuff happens all the time in Urbana
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« Reply #561 on: August 08, 2021, 04:44:32 PM »
But do they provide incentives? How does a non-tall,  slightly plump middle-aged man find a leggy, broad-minded hairdresser to curate his wife's bikini area *and* sleeve his cock?

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #562 on: August 08, 2021, 06:04:57 PM »
I went to the doctor last week for a checkup. I’m 5’11.5” barefoot like I’ve been since I was about 16. Not tall, but tall enough for *most* women. The hairdresser is probably 5’8” but when she wears these boots she’s only a couple inches shorter than I am.



I’m not ripped by any means but I’m tan, athletic, charming, well-dressed, and traditionally handsome. I have my hair and it’s not gray yet, although my beard is getting some sparkle on the chin. My teeth are straight and white and I’m in much better shape than I was the time you and I met 7-8 years ago.

People I meet here always think I’m somewhere between 28-32 years old and are shocked at my actual age. Some of it is good genes and some of it is taking care of myself. 

But most importantly, have you seen the competition?





People think young women want sensitive men that want to talk about their feelings and bullshit, but what most of them REALLY want is a confident man who takes charge in the bedroom. Those other guys end up in the perpetual friend zone.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #563 on: August 08, 2021, 07:30:47 PM »
I agree with most of that.

Maybe it was the lighting that did you & me a disservice. I was in killer shape 7-8 years ago.  Fit & trim, running 6k every other day plus lifting.

It's probably not that either of us looked bad next to Sidra.

Anyway, back to your wimminfolk: Let's get a picture of the two of them without so much cotton/spandex in the way.

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #564 on: August 08, 2021, 08:07:07 PM »
Meanwhile, all that I can say is I caught some halibut.
Fresh rosemary butter and cooked on a cedar plank. 375 for about 15 minutes.


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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #565 on: August 08, 2021, 08:18:30 PM »
California?

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« Reply #566 on: August 08, 2021, 10:40:46 PM »
California?

Obviously not the halibut isn’t masked up.

Nice catch MN!
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« Reply #567 on: August 08, 2021, 11:01:31 PM »
I agree with most of that.

Maybe it was the lighting that did you & me a disservice. I was in killer shape 7-8 years ago.  Fit & trim, running 6k every other day plus lifting.

It's probably not that either of us looked bad next to Sidra.

Anyway, back to your wimminfolk: Let's get a picture of the two of them without so much cotton/spandex in the way.

I had a thyroid thing that started around 2013 that was resolved a couple years later when I finally got screened.

At the risk of great ridicule I am posting one of the only recent body shots I have of myself. Gotta keep working on the core. Damn beer man.



And here is the requested shot with less latex and cotton:


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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #568 on: August 09, 2021, 12:10:05 AM »
We want to look at the two of them together, see? Jobu's dying over here.

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« Reply #569 on: August 09, 2021, 12:35:55 AM »
We want to look at the two of them together, see? Jobu's dying over here.

I know. There’s artistic value in the buildup to the climax.
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