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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #1665 on: October 21, 2025, 02:49:47 PM »
My MIL is 82. I think I would fuck her, if she was willing. I mean, why not. Ya know?
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #1666 on: October 21, 2025, 02:56:15 PM »
Saratoga steak aka ribeye cap, made sure to put some grill marks on it for y’all



The picture probably doesn't do it justice, but it looks mid, as the kids nowadays say. Idk
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« Reply #1667 on: October 21, 2025, 02:56:38 PM »
Paper plating is a classy touch too.
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« Reply #1668 on: October 21, 2025, 02:57:28 PM »
I can give you the recipe for the peach cobbler, too. Next to Judge Judy’s mom’s bush, it is the best thing you’ll ever put in your mouth.
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« Reply #1669 on: October 21, 2025, 02:57:31 PM »
And, I'll beat Tempo to the punch here:

Nobody gives a shit.
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« Reply #1670 on: October 21, 2025, 02:58:51 PM »
I can give you the recipe for the peach cobbler, too. Next to Judge Judy’s mom’s bush, it is the best thing you’ll ever put in your mouth.

As much as I like peach cobbler, yeah, it's a very distant second to Judy's mom's bush.

That thing gets so wet. It's like she wants to squirt, but doesn't quite get there. ya know?
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« Reply #1671 on: October 21, 2025, 06:24:03 PM »
My MIL is 82. I think I would fuck her, if she was willing. I mean, why not. Ya know?

I presumed she joined you on your wedding night.

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #1672 on: October 21, 2025, 06:25:00 PM »
I eagerly await Custard's review of Trump's solution to the beef price problem

President Donald Trump, who has been looking for ways to both bring costs down and improve economic conditions in Argentina for the electoral prospects of his ally Javier Milei, suggested on Sunday that the U.S. could start buying up Argentine beef to solve both problems. "We would buy some beef from Argentina," Trump said to reporters on Air Force One. "If we do that, that will bring our beef prices down."

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« Reply #1673 on: October 21, 2025, 06:59:50 PM »
Coffee prices have spiked directly due to Trump policies.
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« Reply #1675 on: October 21, 2025, 07:52:50 PM »
I presumed she joined you on your wedding night.

No. Of course not.
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« Reply #1676 on: October 21, 2025, 09:34:18 PM »
No. Of course not.

man, that's way too dry a response for this board. Step up your game or we'll bench you faster than JFC

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #1677 on: October 21, 2025, 11:58:39 PM »
The picture probably doesn't do it justice, but it looks mid, as the kids nowadays say. Idk

Yeah, if I actually gave a fuck, I would’ve flipped it over and had the juices glistening all over it and it would’ve looked great. I always eat on the fine China.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #1678 on: October 21, 2025, 11:59:35 PM »
More lying about cheap groceries at the Costco


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« Reply #1679 on: Today at 12:02:41 AM »
I eagerly await Custard's review of Trump's solution to the beef price problem

President Donald Trump, who has been looking for ways to both bring costs down and improve economic conditions in Argentina for the electoral prospects of his ally Javier Milei, suggested on Sunday that the U.S. could start buying up Argentine beef to solve both problems. "We would buy some beef from Argentina," Trump said to reporters on Air Force One. "If we do that, that will bring our beef prices down."

I’d imagine additional supply would help ease high prices that are due to high demand and short supply.

But it has a lot of calories!!!

You know what’s weird? Europeans eat a lot of calorie dense foods and they aren’t big fat fucks like most Americans.

Still laughing that the guy with gout is mocking my dietary choices.
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