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What's cookin?

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #165 on: November 19, 2020, 08:55:34 AM »
Because the cut is rectangular and I’m dicing it I start by going with the grain where the cut is narrower and then going back across the grain on second cut.

I would highly recommend cutting it against the grain first, then chopping it up after... as you've done you basically have small little rubber band like bits (long strands of muscle tissue), where if you cut against the grain they will all be insanely chew able and tender (as the fibers are only as long as you slice it)

trust me, I made the same mistake once when making a flank and the difference is night and day
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #166 on: November 19, 2020, 12:34:13 PM »
I guess I am not understanding what difference it makes which cut happens first as long as one cut is across the grain.

I cut flank steak taco meat into the little cubes about 1/4” by 1/4” so the fibers are limited to that length (and my ability to consistently cut at the desired length) and its super tender.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #167 on: November 19, 2020, 12:36:29 PM »
Are  you involved in any other varieties of butthole torture?

Keeping my eye open, if you hear of anything let me know. I’m bored af of 2020.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #168 on: November 19, 2020, 02:46:49 PM »
I guess I am not understanding what difference it makes which cut happens first as long as one cut is across the grain.

I cut flank steak taco meat into the little cubes about 1/4” by 1/4” so the fibers are limited to that length (and my ability to consistently cut at the desired length) and its super tender.
TY. Seems like it wouldnt make a difference to me either which is the first cut.
I'd take a couple no matter which way you cut first.
You dont make your own tortillas ?
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #169 on: November 19, 2020, 04:10:25 PM »
No I have a buddy that is married to Hispanic woman who does and he swears by it. Just never had the itch I guess.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #170 on: November 19, 2020, 05:10:39 PM »
I havent gotten past thinking about it a few times.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #171 on: November 19, 2020, 06:18:22 PM »
Keeping my eye open, if you hear of anything let me know. I’m bored af of 2020.

Pegging seems to be catching on among the tattooed. But I think you have to buy extra equipment.

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #172 on: November 19, 2020, 08:13:40 PM »
Think I’ll stick to hot sauce
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #173 on: November 19, 2020, 08:34:07 PM »
I guess I am not understanding what difference it makes which cut happens first as long as one cut is across the grain.

I cut flank steak taco meat into the little cubes about 1/4” by 1/4” so the fibers are limited to that length (and my ability to consistently cut at the desired length) and its super tender.



well cubes, sure, but you did rectangles, and the long side was the long way of the tissue, just trust me!  It does make a difference!  The shorter the muscle fiber the easier it will chew
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #174 on: November 19, 2020, 09:35:42 PM »
Believe me I know, I grew up on a grain and livestock farm, took a meat science course at UI, have actually judged cuts of meat, have raised freezer beef and have done competition and commercial BBQ for years. I’m a meat and food mad scientist. My relationship with meat both large and small has been a long and intense one.

The reason the pieces in that photo are rectangular is that the steak is thicker than the surface area of the cubes I’m trying to make. I would have had to slice the steak in half lengthways to avoid that. Which I actually managed to do last night. You can see the cubes are much smaller on last night’s effort, as the steak was thicker and easier to work with.

If you’re trying to argue that the pieces need to be smaller on the across the grain cut I agree. Those cubes aren’t as small as I normally try to make them. Even after searing the steak was so soft that it was hard to cut into any smaller pieces despite using a freshly sharpened knife.

But if you’re arguing that it matters which cut was made first I’m not buying it.
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #175 on: November 19, 2020, 09:44:10 PM »
My relationship with meat both large and small has been a long and intense one.

Yeah, I laughed like Bevis and Butthead in the Sex Ed video..

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #176 on: November 20, 2020, 12:27:25 AM »
Friday morning butthole torture

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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #177 on: November 20, 2020, 09:19:23 AM »

But if you’re arguing that it matters which cut was made first I’m not buying it.

I'm not don't worry :)
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #178 on: November 20, 2020, 09:19:51 AM »
Friday morning butthole torture



wheres the cheese!
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Re: What's cookin?
« Reply #179 on: November 20, 2020, 10:20:37 AM »
Went to the local meat market yesterday.
I didnt say a word.


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