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All I want for Christmas
« on: November 21, 2022, 10:38:53 PM »
Is for PAMan to call into Bernstein and Holmes with this take. Please let me know when you call, PAMan! 😂

“I think he (Fields) probably could have used this year standing next to Getsy.”
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2022, 10:41:03 PM »
Let me know when he’s going to be on and I’ll tune in
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2022, 10:41:38 PM »
I’m rolling.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2022, 10:50:49 PM »
I'll be sure to use a voice synthesizer to mimic Squeaky Dom's voice when I call in.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2022, 10:51:35 PM »
Make sure you call in with the moniker “the passive-aggressive man.”
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2022, 10:52:40 PM »
This would seriously be the funniest thing ever if I heard this.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2022, 10:58:02 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 10:50:49 PM
I'll be sure to use a voice synthesizer to mimic Squeaky Dom's voice when I call in.

Reminds me of the time many years ago I called in from the land line in the entryway to the house (cell service wasn’t great) and sat there on the landing on hold waiting to gripe about something Bernstein had said about the Illini basketball team.

It was at the same time Dick Vitale had his vocal cord polyp surgery and coincidentally I had been fighting a sore throat all week and my voice was really scratchy. Matt Abbatacola was screening the call-ins and when he asked my name I squeaked out, “Dick Vitale’s Vocal Cord Polyps” and there was a heavy sigh on the other end of the line right before he hung up on me.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2022, 11:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Custard on November 21, 2022, 10:58:02 PM
Reminds me of the time many years ago I called in from the land line in the entryway to the house (cell service wasn’t great) and sat there on the landing on hold waiting to gripe about something Bernstein had said about the Illini basketball team.

It was at the same time Dick Vitale had his vocal cord polyp surgery and coincidentally I had been fighting a sore throat all week and my voice was really scratchy. Matt Abbatacola was screening the call-ins and when he asked my name I squeaked out, “Dick Vitale’s Vocal Cord Polyps” and there was a heavy sigh on the other end of the line right before he hung up on me.

Hahaha. That was lame on their part. I'll leave it at that as I should go to bed.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2022, 11:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Custard on November 21, 2022, 10:58:02 PM
Reminds me of the time many years ago I called in from the land line in the entryway to the house (cell service wasn’t great) and sat there on the landing on hold waiting to gripe about something Bernstein had said about the Illini basketball team.

It was at the same time Dick Vitale had his vocal cord polyp surgery and coincidentally I had been fighting a sore throat all week and my voice was really scratchy. Matt Abbatacola was screening the call-ins and when he asked my name I squeaked out, “Dick Vitale’s Vocal Cord Polyps” and there was a heavy sigh on the other end of the line right before he hung up on me.

Lol

Abbatacola was really solid. He should have been a host.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2022, 11:33:30 PM »
They had him do some bits and segments and he was great, not really sure why he never had his own spot. Probably too many egos and proven ratings to contend with in that time frame. I feel like he had the capacity to be even more of a condescending prick that Bernstein though, and that’s saying something. But he didn’t have the chops at that point in his career to back it up so maybe that’s why he never got the opportunity. They always called him Matty and that’s what people call me and we are both arrogant asses so maybe that’s why I felt a kinship.
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Re: All I want for Christmas
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2022, 02:43:48 PM »
When you call in, make sure you phrase it exactly as you did here (for maximum effect).
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