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Re: Underoos
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2022, 05:27:32 PM »
They are at the point where Lee Marvin brings in the hookers to the camp.
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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2022, 05:41:44 PM »
No, but they will know who to hack late in the game.

Think they’re smart enough to look at the free-throw percentages? Or only if they are on film?
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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2022, 06:47:19 PM »
Think they’re smart enough to look at the free-throw percentages? Or only if they are on film?

Both. Film will show technique and rebound length.  It's all analytics these days, Tempo.
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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2022, 07:04:37 PM »
Weber’s voice doesn’t seem like it’d be good for broadcasting.  But I’m sure the Illini fans will give him a warm ovation.  They absolutely should.  The 2 guys they hired after Bruce are way worse

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2022, 08:01:51 PM »
Weber’s voice doesn’t seem like it’d be good for broadcasting.  But I’m sure the Illini fans will give him a warm ovation.  They absolutely should.  The 2 guys they hired after Bruce are way worse

What a strange take. Underwood just achieved the highest B1G winning percentage over 3 years in school history, and won back to back B1G titles in years 3-5 of his tenure. By year 3-4 of Weber he was running out of enough quality Bill Self recruits to keep the program afloat, and in year 5 set the school record for losses in a season.
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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2022, 08:05:18 PM »
What a strange take. Underwood just achieved the highest B1G winning percentage over 3 years in school history, and won back to back B1G titles in years 3-5 of his tenure. By year 3-4 of Weber he was running out of enough quality Bill Self recruits to keep the program afloat, and in year 5 set the school record for losses in a season.

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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2022, 08:05:32 PM »
What a strange take. Underwood just achieved the highest B1G winning percentage over 3 years in school history, and won back to back B1G titles in years 3-5 of his tenure. By year 3-4 of Weber he was running out of enough quality Bill Self recruits to keep the program afloat, and in year 5 set the school record for losses in a season.

He's a big fan of mediocre white coaches.
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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2022, 08:07:55 PM »
Brooth sweating like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News
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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2022, 08:08:24 PM »
BRUCE is color commentating?! Wtf I'd rather have a generic ESPN dweeb.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2022, 08:13:14 PM »
Shannon bricks a FT. Should we issue a wellness check for PAMan?
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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2022, 08:17:24 PM »
Shannon bricks a FT. Should we issue a wellness check for PAMan?

It is infectious
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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2022, 08:17:30 PM »
This is an awful start.
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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2022, 08:18:20 PM »
This is an awful start.

Early games never matter. Ask Tempo
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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2022, 08:19:55 PM »
Weber with the backhanded compliment on the replay of Shannan Jr‘s dunk 😂 “well they’re 1 for 10 on field goals, but that one was a big one.”
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2022, 08:20:14 PM »
Offense goes dead with Weber on the broadcast. Coincidence? I think not.
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