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WTF is wrong with the left?

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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10275 on: September 01, 2026, 08:58:30 PM »
I’m merely trying to help Christians understand Christ better. Clearly some didn’t get the whole message.

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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10276 on: September 02, 2026, 02:21:38 AM »
Good to know you are an expert on Christianity.

“Expert?” Probably wouldn’t go that far, but I know a bit about it, and I’m very confident I understand what Christ’s message was.
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« Reply #10277 on: September 02, 2026, 07:33:59 AM »
“Expert?” Probably wouldn’t go that far, but I know a bit about it, and I’m very confident I understand what Christ’s message was.

Even if "90% of the Bible is trash", as you claim?
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10278 on: September 02, 2026, 08:23:37 AM »
Even if "90% of the Bible is trash", as you claim?

For the 10th time, the only really useful parts are the words and actions attributed to Christ.
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10279 on: September 02, 2026, 10:43:02 AM »
For the 10th time, the only really useful parts are the words and actions attributed to Christ.

The "90% is trash" line is a direct quote from you.
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10280 on: September 02, 2026, 06:40:38 PM »
The "90% is trash" line is a direct quote from you.

Ok, and…?
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10281 on: September 02, 2026, 07:03:37 PM »
Ok, and…?

Jesus' teachings are only 10% of the Bible?
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10282 on: September 02, 2026, 07:59:18 PM »
Jesus' teachings are only 10% of the Bible?

Probably much less, actually.
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10283 on: Today at 10:57:45 AM »
Probably much less, actually.

Hopefully, HAL weighs in.
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10284 on: Today at 11:13:09 AM »
Hopefully, HAL weighs in.

Seems you know his number, you should call him. I bet he’d be flattered.
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10285 on: Today at 11:23:18 AM »
Seems you know his number, you should call him. I bet he’d be flattered.

His number is 9000
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Re: WTF is wrong with the left?
« Reply #10286 on: Today at 11:50:21 AM »
Mr. Love is correct.
The exact words and teachings spoken directly by Jesus make up roughly 1.5% to 2% of the entire Bible, or about 3.55% to 4.5% of the New Testament.
The Breakdown by Numbers
Total Bible: The entire Christian Bible contains roughly 783,000 words (depending on the translation).
Words of Jesus: Across the four canonical Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John), the unique text attributed directly to Jesus as direct speech totals roughly 31,400 words (when removing overlapping/parallel accounts).
Percentage of the whole Bible: 31,400 out of ~783,000 words is approximately 4% of the New Testament, but only about 1.5% to 2% of the entire Bible (which includes the large Old Testament).
Where Jesus' Teachings Appear
The Gospels: Direct quotes from Jesus are found almost exclusively in the first four books of the New Testament (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John).
Within the Gospels: Jesus' spoken words account for varying amounts of text depending on the specific book:
Matthew: ~56% of the text contains words spoken by Jesus.
Mark: ~35% of the text contains words spoken by Jesus.
Luke: ~48% of the text contains words spoken by Jesus.
John: ~42% of the text contains words spoken by Jesus.

The Rest of the New Testament: Out of the 27 books in the New Testament, 23 books (such as Acts, the letters of Paul, and Revelation) do not contain direct quotes of Jesus speaking during his earthly ministry.
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