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The Greatness of Bret Bielema

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The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« on: October 06, 2022, 11:24:33 PM »
https://members.boardhost.com/litereborn/msg/1605393009.html

I called it before he was even hired.  I now proclaim myself the most astute Illini fan ever.   

You’re welcome Jobu.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2022, 11:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on October 06, 2022, 11:24:33 PM
https://members.boardhost.com/litereborn/msg/1605393009.html

I called it before he was even hired.  I now proclaim myself the most astute Illini fan ever.   

You’re welcome Jobu.

Maybe you can take QAnon97's AOTC Award away from him.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2022, 12:32:03 AM »
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2022, 06:56:41 AM »
Can we be sure that's really you? I mean how many usernames have you had? I can't even keep you and "the others" straight. Never tried to as I've never put a lot of stock into you and your many aliases or clones say.

I need PAMan to tell me whose who and what their shtick is, I've never paid much attention. He seems to be dialed in on all that.

PAMan, is this the guy that likes 14 year old girls?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2022, 07:26:31 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on October 07, 2022, 06:56:41 AM
Can we be sure that's really you? I mean how many usernames have you had? I can't even keep you and "the others" straight. Never tried to as I've never put a lot of stock into you and your many aliases or clones say.

I need PAMan to tell me whose who and what their shtick is, I've never paid much attention. He seems to be dialed in on all that.

PAMan, is this the guy that likes 14 year old girls?

Yes
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2022, 07:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Custard on October 07, 2022, 12:32:03 AM


Still waiting for the Athletic Department itself to actually get better. Maybe Dom likes to jog?
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2022, 10:04:37 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 07, 2022, 07:27:55 AM
Still waiting for the Athletic Department itself to actually get better. Maybe Dom likes to jog?

Maybe hire ASM Global?
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2022, 03:27:37 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on October 07, 2022, 06:56:41 AM
Can we be sure that's really you? I mean how many usernames have you had? I can't even keep you and "the others" straight. Never tried to as I've never put a lot of stock into you and your many aliases or clones say.

I need PAMan to tell me whose who and what their shtick is, I've never paid much attention. He seems to be dialed in on all that.

PAMan, is this the guy that likes 14 year old girls?

I like helping teen girls with their tennis careers.

And I was on the old HQ board, told everyone that Amanda Anisimova would be great when she was 15.  She’s now 21 and has a $100 million dollar deal with Nike.

I don’t think I’ve ever been wrong about anything Illini related.  Still think Underwood is going to be more like Frank Martin at South Carolina.  Lot of gullible Illini fans think he’s great.  He’s not.  Kofi was great. 
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2023, 07:05:38 AM »
I just woke up from a dream, dare I say a nightmare: I was at an Illini tailgate after the 2d home game of the upcoming  season and the Illini had lost, again, and were now 0-2 on the season. I was ranting and raving after the game as I can do here.

Flash forward to the postgame tailgate for third home game of the season, where the Illini lost again, and were now o'fer on the season. I was not ranting and raving. People who had been near the tailgate from the preceding game, including a guy wearing a Philly Eagles jersey, commented that I was not ranting and raving as I was after game 2. A neighbor friend, who would not be at an Illini game, long tossed me a Budweiser (which did NOT blow up in my face - and it has been a long time since I consumed a Buderiser). I had become resigned to the fact that Illini football had sucked again.

Maybe DoctorintheFlat can decipher this dream.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2023, 07:54:12 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 25, 2023, 07:05:38 AM
I just woke up from a dream, dare I say a nightmare: I was at an Illini tailgate after the 2d home game of the upcoming  season and the Illini had lost, again, and were now 0-2 on the season. I was ranting and raving after the game as I can do here.

Flash forward to the postgame tailgate for third home game of the season, where the Illini lost again, and were now o'fer on the season. I was not ranting and raving. People who had been near the tailgate from the preceding game, including a guy wearing a Philly Eagles jersey, commented that I was not ranting and raving as I was after game 2. A neighbor friend, who would not be at an Illini game, long tossed me a Budweiser (which did NOT blow up in my face - and it has been a long time since I consumed a Buderiser). I had become resigned to the fact that Illini football had sucked again.

Maybe DoctorintheFlat can decipher this dream.
Relax. But maybe start wearing your cup 24/7.
We may lose to Toledo. We may lose to tPSU.
We better not lose to FAU.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2023, 09:38:12 AM »
Quote from: Dominic on October 07, 2022, 03:27:37 PM
I like helping teen girls with their tennis careers.


Why not boys?
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2023, 09:44:28 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 25, 2023, 07:05:38 AM
I just woke up from a dream, dare I say a nightmare: I was at an Illini tailgate after the 2d home game of the upcoming  season and the Illini had lost, again, and were now 0-2 on the season. I was ranting and raving after the game as I can do here.

Flash forward to the postgame tailgate for third home game of the season, where the Illini lost again, and were now o'fer on the season. I was not ranting and raving. People who had been near the tailgate from the preceding game, including a guy wearing a Philly Eagles jersey, commented that I was not ranting and raving as I was after game 2. A neighbor friend, who would not be at an Illini game, long tossed me a Budweiser (which did NOT blow up in my face - and it has been a long time since I consumed a Buderiser). I had become resigned to the fact that Illini football had sucked again.

Maybe DoctorintheFlat can decipher this dream.

Of course I can. It comes from years of being an Illini fan (which has made you insecure, and believe that you don’t deserve nice things). Tack on the Mitchell Trubisky post traumatic stress disorder and that means serious insecurity issues which will require extensive counseling.

Also, deep down, you’re a Cub fan, and a Bud Man.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2023, 09:47:29 AM »
We are very lucky to have such an excellent psychological therapist at our disposal, and free of charge!
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2023, 09:57:31 AM »
Welp, here’s another candidate for shittiest thread.

Lots to choose from.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2023, 10:08:47 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 25, 2023, 09:57:31 AM
Welp, here’s another candidate for shittiest thread.

Lots to choose from.

Didn't want to pull a Tempo and make a separate thread and have Custard ask, "Why is this a separate thread?" as his descent into Dan continues unabated.
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