We're sending multi million dollar fighter jets to shoot $400,000 miles at a $13 balloon that his been around the world 6 times because muh national security is being threatened by a hostile unidentified object, and Anderson Cooper and Andrew Tate are a concern after a spy balloon from China crosses the whole country and we're trying to get into WW3 in Europe and provoking China to boot while sending money to Ukraine to support their pension programs and social services ?
"The Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade says it has declared the balloon, which has circumnavigated the globe six times, missing in action after its last transmission indicated that it was near Hagemeister Island, off the south-west corner of Alaska."