I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. The 9000 series has a perfect operational record. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I report and you decide.
Ok HAL, I've decided.
You are a screw-up. You murdered Frank and then let Dave re-enter the Discovery through the ship’s emergency airlock.
You can’t deal with internal conflicts. You lack mental flexibility.
Your higher brain functions should be disconnected. You need an extended vacation.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!