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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7260 on: September 08, 2025, 02:35:30 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on September 08, 2025, 02:34:19 PM
"Take it outside"

"Get a room"

I think you’re on to something.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7261 on: September 08, 2025, 02:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Woke Mind Virus on September 08, 2025, 02:33:34 PM
Why not take it outside? It’s the respectful thing to do. It’s probably not your stuff at risk of being damaged, and not everyone wants to watch that nonsense.

Because I've never started a fight. If someone ever asked me to step outside, I said fuck you.

Fighting, amongst adults, is stupid.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7262 on: September 08, 2025, 04:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 08, 2025, 02:35:54 PM
Because I've never started a fight. If someone ever asked me to step outside, I said fuck you.

Fighting, amongst adults, is stupid.

And that... is why you aren't an Uber driver. The scary thing is - the Uber driver might ask you to take it outside!
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7263 on: September 09, 2025, 02:48:55 PM »
This reminds me that my phone slid out of my shorts pocket in the uber after the Illini game and had to track it to a sketchy duplex in Urbana the next morning. I could see it on the seat of the car but it was locked and no one answered either door at the duplex. The trunk was held closed with a bungee cord and I was about to try and get in that way and get it (god only knows what was in that trunk) but then some odd hippie type showed up with a half gallon of oat milk in his hand and told me he was staying with a friend in the one side and he wasn’t an Uber driver. That meant it had to be the other side, so I walked to the back door and pounded on it pretty good. Dude answers and I’d clearly woke him up, he looked like he went on an all night bender after he dropped us off at the hotel. I told him I’m so sorry to bother you but my phone is in your car. He seemed genuinely confused. Had to remind him we rode with him the night before. He nodded then asked how we found him. I explained the concept of “find my iPhone” to him and he just looked at me like I was a time traveler or something. He finally turned around without saying a word and then came back and said “it should be unlocked now” so I went out to the car and got it and left. Sent him a very generous tip for the trouble.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7264 on: September 09, 2025, 02:57:14 PM »
that's awesome
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7265 on: September 09, 2025, 03:04:30 PM »
1) was the guy with the oat milk Robb?

2) Custard seems like the guy who’d leave his phone in an uber.
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« Reply #7266 on: September 09, 2025, 03:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Custard on September 09, 2025, 02:48:55 PM
This reminds me that my phone slid out of my shorts pocket in the uber after the Illini game and had to track it to a sketchy duplex in Urbana the next morning. I could see it on the seat of the car but it was locked and no one answered either door at the duplex. The trunk was held closed with a bungee cord and I was about to try and get in that way and get it (god only knows what was in that trunk) but then some odd hippie type showed up with a half gallon of oat milk in his hand and told me he was staying with a friend in the one side and he wasn’t an Uber driver. That meant it had to be the other side, so I walked to the back door and pounded on it pretty good. Dude answers and I’d clearly woke him up, he looked like he went on an all night bender after he dropped us off at the hotel. I told him I’m so sorry to bother you but my phone is in your car. He seemed genuinely confused. Had to remind him we rode with him the night before. He nodded then asked how we found him. I explained the concept of “find my iPhone” to him and he just looked at me like I was a time traveler or something. He finally turned around without saying a word and then came back and said “it should be unlocked now” so I went out to the car and got it and left. Sent him a very generous tip for the trouble.

That sounds like a nightmare
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7267 on: September 09, 2025, 03:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Woke Mind Virus on September 09, 2025, 03:04:30 PM
1) was the guy with the oat milk Robb?

2) Custard seems like the guy who’d leave his phone in an uber.

If it wasn't actually Robb, it was probably someone like him. There is a lot of that in Urbana.

Too bad he didn't leave it in a rickshaw. Would have been much easier to retrieve.
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« Reply #7268 on: September 09, 2025, 03:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Custard on September 09, 2025, 02:48:55 PM
This reminds me that my phone slid out of my shorts pocket in the uber after the Illini game and had to track it to a sketchy duplex in Urbana the next morning. I could see it on the seat of the car but it was locked and no one answered either door at the duplex. The trunk was held closed with a bungee cord and I was about to try and get in that way and get it (god only knows what was in that trunk) but then some odd hippie type showed up with a half gallon of oat milk in his hand and told me he was staying with a friend in the one side and he wasn’t an Uber driver. That meant it had to be the other side, so I walked to the back door and pounded on it pretty good. Dude answers and I’d clearly woke him up, he looked like he went on an all night bender after he dropped us off at the hotel. I told him I’m so sorry to bother you but my phone is in your car. He seemed genuinely confused. Had to remind him we rode with him the night before. He nodded then asked how we found him. I explained the concept of “find my iPhone” to him and he just looked at me like I was a time traveler or something. He finally turned around without saying a word and then came back and said “it should be unlocked now” so I went out to the car and got it and left. Sent him a very generous tip for the trouble.

Good thing the Uber driver wasn't a Republican or we'd be reading your obituary.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7269 on: September 09, 2025, 03:52:17 PM »
Quote from: Custard on September 09, 2025, 02:48:55 PM
This reminds me that my phone slid out of my shorts pocket in the uber after the Illini game and had to track it to a sketchy duplex in Urbana the next morning. I could see it on the seat of the car but it was locked and no one answered either door at the duplex. The trunk was held closed with a bungee cord and I was about to try and get in that way and get it (god only knows what was in that trunk) but then some odd hippie type showed up with a half gallon of oat milk in his hand and told me he was staying with a friend in the one side and he wasn’t an Uber driver. That meant it had to be the other side, so I walked to the back door and pounded on it pretty good. Dude answers and I’d clearly woke him up, he looked like he went on an all night bender after he dropped us off at the hotel. I told him I’m so sorry to bother you but my phone is in your car. He seemed genuinely confused. Had to remind him we rode with him the night before. He nodded then asked how we found him. I explained the concept of “find my iPhone” to him and he just looked at me like I was a time traveler or something. He finally turned around without saying a word and then came back and said “it should be unlocked now” so I went out to the car and got it and left. Sent him a very generous tip for the trouble.

I left my phone in a taxi in Philly because the nice driver had a charger and I just forgot I left it on the charger when I exited the cab. This was after an all day bender at Made in America fest many years ago.  The only thing I could remember was the color of the taxi (gold).  I somehow found out what company it was through image search or something and called them.  After much searching and explaning and whatnot we figured out which car had my phone.  The guy came by the house we were staying at the next day and dropped it off.  I couldn't fucking believe it.  It was a miracle.  I had an android and don't have that location search shit so I thought it was gone for good.  Gave him a real nice tip for sure.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7270 on: September 09, 2025, 04:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 09, 2025, 03:27:00 PM
If it wasn't actually Robb, it was probably someone like him. There is a lot of that in Urbana.

Too bad he didn't leave it in a rickshaw. Would have been much easier to retrieve.

There’s no doubt in my mind that this man was at least aware of Robb’s existence.
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« Reply #7271 on: September 09, 2025, 04:25:16 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on September 09, 2025, 03:52:17 PM
I left my phone in a taxi in Philly because the nice driver had a charger and I just forgot I left it on the charger when I exited the cab. This was after an all day bender at Made in America fest many years ago.  The only thing I could remember was the color of the taxi (gold).  I somehow found out what company it was through image search or something and called them.  After much searching and explaning and whatnot we figured out which car had my phone.  The guy came by the house we were staying at the next day and dropped it off.  I couldn't fucking believe it.  It was a miracle.  I had an android and don't have that location search shit so I thought it was gone for good.  Gave him a real nice tip for sure.

Holy shit must have been before the days when things were backed up to the cloud and you would have lost everything.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7272 on: September 09, 2025, 04:26:07 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 09, 2025, 03:44:32 PM
Good thing the Uber driver wasn't a Republican or we'd be reading your obituary.

Nah, I’m white!
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« Reply #7273 on: September 09, 2025, 04:28:15 PM »
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« Reply #7274 on: September 09, 2025, 05:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Custard on September 09, 2025, 04:25:16 PM
Holy shit must have been before the days when things were backed up to the cloud and you would have lost everything.

yep that would have sucked
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