The only people twisting themselves into pretzels around here are alum and Ray trying to carry all of Joe Biden’s water for him. Ray called right wing fake news on a trio of things No One said that are factual, then doubled and triple down on it. Alum embodies the soft bigotry of low expectations. Not a ringing endorsement of a sitting president when you claim he’s powerless and it’s everyone else’s fault. But you’ll take full credit for the deficit spending economy and good gas prices!
The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That’s Custard Fart’s problem. Maybe you didn’t listen to me the last time I warned you that faster than you can say chlamydobacteriaceae, Custard would project a stream of paltry images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. Well, he has. So please listen to me this time when I say that Custard says he’s going to provide cover for an odious agenda sooner than you think. Is he out of his mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands. Specifically, should we throw off his yoke of Jacobinism, or is it sufficient to make the world safe for democracy? Having long ago made up my mind on this subject, I have no hesitation in saying that I’ve tried explaining to Custard’s proxies that a plan for effectively holding Custard responsible for the hatred he so furtively expresses is perilously overdue. Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I’m saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I’d bet Martians would be more likely to discern that Custard should stop protesting against his weaknesses and shortcomings. Rather, he should forgive himself for them and seek to strengthen himself by facing his rotten fears. Then, perhaps, Custard would stop replacing our natural soul with an artificial one. A gentlemanly fellow I recently had the pleasure to meet remarked that, Custard strikes me as being a tad deluded. That’s indubitably a candidate for Understatement of the Year. Not only is Custard the most deluded person the world has ever seen, but he deeply believes that his personal facts are a satisfactory substitute for well-established scientific facts. This is a thought that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I’ll spell it out for you: Custard fears diversity of thought. He demands that everyone agree with him under threat of being chased out, shamed, and silenced by his inimical, barbarous lapdogs. Scary, huh? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.