
Trump does something random, for some reason he states. Like, "you will get so many jobs"
Everyone says that random thing is stupid, and won't do what he says it will.
Foreign leader says "fuck you, I'll stop shipping electricity to the northern US and you'll be fucked"
Trump cuts some deal that Foreign leader says "OK, we'll put a few cops on the border to stop the fentanyl that isn't even coming from our country"
Trump claims victory.
Trump supporters say "He was using the tariffs as a negotiating tool to solve the fentanyl crisis!"